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Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2014

21

Mar

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Barbados of the Day

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Gold digger Jessica Biel who last acted in what I assume was the early 2000s, before becoming the wife to Justin Timberlake, where she spends her days playing with her dogs and doing fitness, because she pulled through and put up with him fucking groupies on the road, as long as she got the good life, and got to marry her tween popstar crush, because it felt good on her ego, probably not quite as good as her ass feels being cummed in, but I guess only Justin and a handful of other dudes she’s fucked for work know…her ass isn’t that great anymore…she needs to cross reference instagram butt models to step it up.


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2014

21

Mar

Madonna’s Armpit Hair of the Day

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I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair…

But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

Posted in:Madonna

2014

21

Mar

Kim and Kanye on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

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I don’t really understand why people are going nuts over the cover of Vogue Magazine.

I mean does the cover of Vogue really matter? Do magazines really even matter? It’s not the fucking 80s, we have the internet. Not to mention Vogue already featured Kate Upton, a pig on the cover last year, and she’s in this issue (scroll down) so they kinda lost exclusivity…while struggling to stay relevant..

Here’s Kate Upton talking about being fat and bloated…for some Campaign….

The fashion magazine demised into the dark horrible world of tabloids like this is a positive thing, because it reminds the world that magazines are just vehicles for ads and are better off being used as the toilet paper this dude trying on jeans and Sears didn’t use because his white trash ass was too busy buying to new Vogue, since it’s designed for trailer trash, at least based on this cover…

I think my favorite dis was this Honey Boo Boo edit…

Ok – now here’s Kate Upton…who’s name is on the cover:

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

21

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

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If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom..

Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

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2014

21

Mar

Zippora Seven Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Zippora Seven is some bikini model, who isn’t really a real model, but one of those shoots for free to get noticed model…and that’s a good thing, because she does it naked…

In fact, her hippie parents put her into nude modelling when she was only 16, which caused a huge scandal back when she was 16, and I guess has take that child prodigy nude model skill set that requires just getting nude to America…

I am all for random no name girls trying to get noticed by getting naked…seriously…I think it’s the smartest thing a girl can do…so good job ZIppora…

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2014

21

Mar

Selena Gomez Artistic and Naked on Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez is very strategic in everything she does, that’s why she makes a lot of money. Whether it is a fake relationship with Bieber for the media attention, or producing Spring Breakers, to break free from Disney, without ever letting anyone know it was her movie, she’s just knows what’s up, has a good team, and is doing the borderline interesting enough for the media to talk about right…

That’s why her nudes on Instagram are all artistic, soft focus, through a sheer curtain, and not spread eagled in a selfie for a “boyfriend”…which is really too bad, because I don’t consider a nude a nude, unless there is labia.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

21

Mar

Crackhead of the Day

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So this happened in Vietnam, where some dude got into an old stash of Agent Orange, or some other lady boy peddled shit, and dude thinks he is swimming in the middle of the street, because his delusions from the drugs he is on make him feel like he is in the ocean, and that’s some seriously gangster drugs….making dude the Crackhead of the Day…a title that comes with no prize other than the recognition of being awesome…

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Mar

Gisele’s Yoga Pose on Instagram of the Day

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Here is Gisele meditating in a yoga pose after all that noise about her 4 acre, 40 million dollar home, that she’s lived in for a few weeks being put up for sale…

I haven’t really figured out why people care that when you’re a well paid, pretty much retired model, with a star athlete husband, 40 million dollars in not all that money, but more importantly, you have a lot of time to project manage renovations, and when those renovations are done, it’s good to move onto the next project rather than being bored.

Maybe it’s because people are amazed that someone can live in a 40 million dollar house, but maybe that time is better spent making 40 million dollars to buy your own fucking house, you jealous cunt….because you see Gisele Doesn’t give a fuck, she’s Yoga Posing…

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2014

21

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Instagram Creep of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…lingerie her bald headed, action star husband probably jerks off all over when not fucking other girls when they are apart, because like all bald dudes, even the rich ones, he probably likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness….like they do with your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…

All this to say…you life sucks.

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