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2014

19

Mar

Mckayla Maroney’a 12 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

She’s 18, so I guess posting her instagram cleavage isn’t that bad, even if she still looks 12….

I guess that 18th birthday is why no one talks about her anymore. You know the jailbait who went from Olympic medalist to actor…who will probably end up with a sex tape, at least baed on the selfies she’s taking…because selfish are the gateway to sex tapes.

It’s funny how pervert American men think, because they can’t fuck 16 year olds legally, like the rest of the world…they go crazy for even the dumpiest tween gone famous…and then forget about them just as they blow out the candles…you fucking creepers…whereas I’m allowed to fuck 16 year olds, and have no interest in fucking 16 year olds, cuz when I see them at Starbucks being annoying 16 year olds, I fucking hate them…I’m much more into 25 and over…totally broken…and with at least one drug addiction under their sad belt….

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2014

19

Mar

Phone Sex Girl of the Day

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I just had phone sex with this girl…

I really don’t feel as dirty, or as wrong, or as ripped off as when I normally fuck with asian babes like Loveable Steph , because I wasn’t at the rub and tug…I was in the comfort of the closet so my wife couldn’t hear me…

Like all asians, she did what she was told…I don’t know if that was racist, but it’s based on an informal study I took, hiring asians….

This is what she had to say for herself:

My hidden talent is looking sweet and then giving you the biggest deep throat session you’ve ever had. I want your cock, right the fuck now, and I’ll tell you over and over and over and over how good it tastes.

You should try her out here HERE because why the fuck not.

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2014

19

Mar

Kendall Jenner Brings the Instagram Comment of the Day

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This new feature I call “Instagram comment of the day”, which is the instagram comment of the day, I don’t need flashy clickbait titles, it gets in the way of me staying irrelevant…

Either way, it was curated by the most famous guy I know ROB HEPPLER , who some of you may know as the guy who invented street wear on the internet, but who I know as a man who went to jail for attempted murder in the 90s, when murder was cool, before all this hug your gay neighbor cyber bully shit, made it socially unacceptable….

Now that all the prison rape has worn off, he’s turned into Forrest Gump…the man who is everywhere…with everyone.

This is the instagram comment of the day in response to Kendall Jenner’s “All White everything”….from a person named UNUSUALDANI…that reads: All white everything except for the dick that made your family famous …for obvious reasons.

That concludes the Instagram comment of the day.

If that wasn’t enough for you…here’s Rob giving a tour of the best secret bathrooms in LA…you’ll see why his lesbian good looks get him into so many exclusive places…

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2014

19

Mar

Naya Rivera’s Bikini Pic of the Day

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Naya Rivera from Glee looks like she got herself some tits…and her boyfriend Big Sean…looks pretty stoked about the whole thing…because when you date some candy coated girl from some shitty yet popular show…it’s nice to have her turn to the stripper dark side in a good girls gone bad storyline, even though if she’s in hollywood and cast in movies to being with, she’s probably always been a good girls gone bad situation…not that what dicks she sucked, or what color dicks she sucks, really matters, what does matter is that I don’t love implants but I’m not minding these…they are huge…go big or go home….

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2014

19

Mar

Belle Knox is a Cutter of the Day

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It blows my mind when people send me hate mail, especially my own friends, especially when it comes to porn chicks…

Last week I was one of the first to break that THE DUKE UNIVERSITY PORN STAR was Belle Knox…who was by no means a porn star, but rather just a broken girl who did a few internet porn scenes.

You see I know actual pornstars personally, and no one ever heard of this fly by night girl who had now become the ambassador of porn, intellectualizing what she does, rather than focusing on the real issue, which is that she is just a broken girl…

You see, smart girls have been doing porn forever, but when they are actually smart, they know better than to pretend this is a educational journey to break down stereotypes and to propel women as a gender…

So I got offended when Miriam Weeks aka Belle Knox became an expert after doing a couple of scenes, like a Youtube singer speaking for the record industry.

What it comes down to is that all kinds of girls fuck on camera for money for various reasons…Some find it empowering, some have no dads, some are trying to find a platform…and some pretend to be doing it for intellectual reasons, when really they are broken girls who cut themselves and gash “FAT” in their thigh when their teen boyfriend breaks up with them….

Smart people are crazy, smart people can be sad and smart people can be broke.

I stand by what I said about Belle Knox..and that doesn’t mean I don’t respect porn girls, I just call them out for the work that they do, and when it involves being slapped in the face with cock, it’s not really a feminist move…

Ultimately, who cares about this nobody.

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2014

19

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Bikini Model Pics of the Day

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I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

19

Mar

Ashanti Bikini at the Beach in Malibu of the Day

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I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..

In fact, I thought she died in a plane crash a long time ago, but I guess that was another black girl singer, not because they are all the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…my life is a Benneton ad…

That said, she posted these to her instagram, I saw them, and being addicted to posting every random bikini pic of every random famous person…I had no choice…don’t blame me…blame the life I chose for myself.

Posted in:Ashanti

2014

19

Mar

Dude Slaps His Wife Gets Knocked The Fuck Out of the Day

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When you slap your wife in public, you deserve to get your ass beat…by a bunch of weirdo protestors…reminding you that if you are going to slap your wife, you probably shouldn’t no matter how mad you get, unless it is in the bedroom, because I young girls beg to be slapped when getting fucked, and at least that’s what a feminist pornstar showed me, so it must be true…try it out, let me know how it works out…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Mar

Kate Winslet’s Mom Titties Make Sexual Gestures of the Day

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Kate Winslet recently had a baby, so she’s decided to show the public what to do to not get pregnant – all with some hand gestures…fascinating how good she communicates with her body…no wonder she won the Oscar…TAKE IT ON THE FACE LIKE HOOKERS>..

That said, check out those milk filled tits, they almost make me ignore her belly….

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Posted in:Kate Winslet

2014

19

Mar

Chinese in Class Suicide of the Day

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This is a crazy video of a dude jumping out of his classroom due to pressure from the college exams, because Chinese parents put a lot of pressure on their kids to be the best at all things they do…leaving little time to sleep…and that’s why if I ever had a kid I’d want them to be Chinese…they have more hope…unless they are this one…who is dead…

If you don’t like that international news…here’s some more:

Pranking in Pakistan

Dog Driving Motorcycle in Colombia

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