This just in….some bikini videos end better with a shark attack…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2014
07
Apr
2014
07
Apr
It’s my birthday, buy me stuff. My gift to you is links and stories to remind you that you don’t have it so bad, some of us are far worse off and apparently, also closer to death.
Monetary contributions to my birthday retirement fund can be made in this post’s comments.
Assuming anyone actually reads this.
Here are some stepLINKS
Complete Game of Thrones Season 1-3 Recap
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One Image That Gives the Internet’s Perspect on Russia
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Naomi Campbell is Fucking Fastbender
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Girls Gone Fishing
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Mike Judge on Silicon Valley
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Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Has Bigger Tits Than Her
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Very Cool Ad for the Sunday Times Culture Paper
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Kristen Stewart’s New Hair
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Shakira Defends Her Boyfriend
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The Week in Internet Foolishness
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I Want to Fuck Khloe Kardashian
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
06
Apr
A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point.
So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me.
A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out.
If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook.
She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen.
Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad.
Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.
Posted in:Demi Lovato
2014
06
Apr
Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this.
Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays.
Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her…
That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.
UPdate – apparently some dude she fucked in Miami During Ultra took this pic, and by dude in Miami she fucked, I mean she staged it.
TO SEE SOME BIKINI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
06
Apr
Amanda Bynes Lives, at least that’s what these bikini pics that focus on her ass are telling me. She posted them to celebrate her birthday and I guess let her fans know that she’s ok, but that she’s still hip hop and rockin’ some ghetto booty, no matter how hard they institutionalize her.
I am a fan of her work, and this kind of comeback tour, because sometimes a girl showing her ass to her people, whether she’s a train wreck for attention or not, is a beautiful thing.
I want to save Amanda Bynes…with my mouth.
TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Amanda Bynes
2014
04
Apr
Sometimes eating tacos with lesbians is just eating tacos with lesbians but not actually having a death match to see who eats pussy better…and I find that tragic.
IT’s the weekend, which would mean something if you weren’t an unemployed pathetic loser, where everyday is the weekend, or an anti social weirdo who doesn’t leave the fucking house.
Here are some steplinks…
James Franco Is Funny When Defending Being a Se Offender
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Mirror Selfies…
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Kate Moss Bikini
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Top 10 George Bush is a Decent Artist
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Mandy Moore LIVES
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Slut of the Day
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Top 10 Instagrams of the Week
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Paige Butcher Bikini Pics
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Creepiest Dying Dad Ever
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Jennifer Lopez Booty
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This Guy is Committed to the Moustache
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Leslie Mann Grabbing Cameron Diaz’s Ass
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Amazing Security Footage of a UPS Dude…
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The Miley Cyrus Porn Parody is Pretty Great
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So THere is a Hole Reunion
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Joss Stone Topless
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Tour British Isles
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Kaley Cuoco Cosmo
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Dude Gets Pushed Through the Wall at the Gym
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Rosalind Lipsett Modelbombing!
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April Summers Bikini
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Derek Jeter Doesn’t Let People Rob Kids of Baseballs
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Kirsten Dunst this Bitches Should Stay in the Kitchen
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Interesting Performance that They Claim will Inspire…
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini
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Greatest Match from Wrestlemania
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Facts That Sound Like Lies
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Jessica Hart Photoshoot
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Drunk People Gifs
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Lady Gaga Ass in Public
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Lana Del Rey is Wet
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101 Best Models to Follow on Instagram
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Kristen Stewart Marie Claire
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Coco Promoting Butt Plugs
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Bang Chicks for Attention
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Someone Stole Madonna’s Underwear
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Kate Moss Bikini
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17 Uncomfortable Game of Thrones Moments
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Nice Light Stretch
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Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Continue
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Lohan Claims She was Supposed to be in Avengers
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Chicks Vacuuming Outside
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Jennifer Aniston Monster
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Glitch in the Matrix…Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Japanese Girls Playing Baseball
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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Cameraman in a Squirting Incident
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Sluts Stripping Together….
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Some Chick in the Pool Topless
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Cucumber to Cervix
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Naked Chicks Singing
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Naked Girl by the Sea
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Naked / Dildo / Amateur Selfies
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Bonnie Rotten’s Directorial Debut Exclusive
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
04
Apr
It happened. Here’s another great fucking video to hit the internet today…
Some days, nothing, today all kinds of greatness. I don’t know why, maybe I am seeing brightness in life, or maybe the gutter of society make me feel good, like this chick or dude or whatever it is in the subway being a fucking hero…sure it’s not that arrousing, or the kind of ass I would jerk off to or bury my face in if I was on the subway with her, but it’s the kind of ass I would bring everywhere, to make it do this, like a party trick and that alone makes me feel what must be love.
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Apr
We have a friend in the Czech Republic named JAKO …and what he has taught us from his photography is that there are a lot of pretty spectacular girls in the Czech Republic, who are willing to get naked and half naked for him, because I guess the amazing girls there, are into that shit, but my knowledge of the Czech Republic is limited to the porn industry, so maybe my perspective is a little off. But we still sent him DRUNKENSWEATSHOP Gear to put on some girls…and this is what he sent us…so exotic, my face has never looked that good on a chest, but would look better…in her panties…
Visit JAKO’S TUMBLR
Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES
2014
04
Apr
I wonder how many virgin losers are masturbating to this Keri Russell sex scenes from her new TV show, who have been waiting for Keri Russell to crawl out of irrelevance since Felicity, her one hit wonder got cancelled…versus how many virgin losers are mad this has happened 10 years too late, after husbands and kids, when this should have been a scene in Felicity, because it would have made their virgin loser existence less depression…an existence that has manifesting into even deeper sadness and desperation, unless of course they’ve made nerd money, in which case they won’t sue, but rather have hot gold digging pussy to attend to, forgetting they ever watched this smut.
Posted in:Keri Russell
2014
04
Apr
It happened.
I just experienced The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever….
I don’t think there will ever be a video quite as magical as this.
It just can be possible, the world is that good.
But it did make this and this just revolutionized my life.
Posted in:Videos