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2014

07

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane Flashing Cars of the Day

There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living…

So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It…

You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty…

I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…

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2014

07

Apr

Barbara Palvin’s Heroin Dance for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

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This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal.

She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls…

Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.

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2014

07

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude on the Beach of the Day

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You know what I like…Edita Vilkeviciute or any model…flashing the paparazzi her vagina after changing on a beach she’s prancing around topless on, even if I’ve seen her tits already, even if tits aren’t a big deal and are really just tits, even when they are great tits, because I prefer seeing a girls nipples, than not seeing her nipples, especially when those nipples come with hipster model bush…my favorite kind of bush…all this to say…Edita Vilkeviciute is a lot of fun.

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2014

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Bikini on a Swan of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco rode an inflatable swan harder than she rode John Ritter the day he died of a hard attack on set of the show they worked on before she got implants…and she decided to post the pics to celebrate…after she got implants that from this angle don’t look like implants, but that maybe I am just blinded by the stupid this shit radiates…who knows….

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2014

07

Apr

TOP 9 Miley Cyrus Performing in NYC of the Day

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Sure they all look the same, but here are the best 9 pics of her show in NYC…that you can masturbate to, if you’re not bored of Miley Cyrus like the rest of the fucking world.

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2014

07

Apr

Chance the Rapper is a Joker of the Day

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This is pretty funny…So I guess there’s a rapper named Chance the Rapper…and some kid took a pic of him at the airport, tagging him, and since everyone is addicted to their phone and on social media all day, chance the rapper got notified and got the kid back…and for some reason…I find that pretty funny…even though I’m more into trolling people so hard it robs them of their souls…or at least their self confidence…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

07

Apr

#SFWPorn is Making a Comeback of the Day

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In 2008 Diesel Did a SFW XXX campaign that revolutionized advertising….

In 2009 THEY BECAME A YOUTUBE THING …

In 2014…I can’t believe I still write this site…I mean 2008 was so fucking long ago…but more importantly, the #SFWPorn joke is alive and going viral…again.

In what is nothing to new to me, or most people old enough to remember 2008, here are some pics of some SFWPorn images because they still make me laugh and I’m glad this is becoming a thing, even if it is 6 years too late.

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2014

07

Apr

Chick Eats Ghost Pepper and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s a big breasted chick eating a Ghost Pepper for attention, like she was some crazy dude at a frat party, only with great tits, that are spilling out all over herself as she talks about how much her mouth burns, like it was one of her UTIs…after a college gang bang party….which I assume is what she does when she decides to make videos like this…and really I am a fan….

If you don’t like that – and I can’t see how you won’t like that – Here’s a drunk dude who refuses to get out of the car…getting the door prize…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Apr

Arianny Celeste Titty Close Up of the Day

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Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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2014

07

Apr

Martha Hunt Topless Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a pretty amazing model who has done some work for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess that’s what has put her on that map, but I am more interested in her quest for fame when it involves more nudity like this shoot, because I prefer to see a model’s full tit, and view as the exhibitionist, who seeks validation, because she knows she’s hot, despite all the rejection she gets from jobs that choose other models over her…because being a model, is better than being a hooker, provided she’s not a hooker…considering they are all fucking hookers.

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