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2014

10

Mar

Lindsey Wixson in Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak shit is by the church her parents dropped her off at when she was born because they thought she was a demon out to eat their souls…they put her into modelling…I guess assuming that people love an obscure looking bitch, it’s so alternative, and high concept…you know so abstract and obtuse, or whatever other pretentious word these motherfuckers in the fashion industry use to describe freakish…I assume they just threw her in the mix to see if they could really trick the world, you know like a bad joke amongst themselves, giggling “if we put her in Chanel, the world will follow, let’s troll everyone with this troll looking tall girl”…

That said, she’s in a lingerie campaign and I like it…but I’m into weirdness in this desensitized world…

Posted in:Lindsey Wixson

2014

10

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Worst Workout Gear Ever of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is not really known for being the hottest Disney girl ever. If anything she’s a dumpy, lazy, pile of shit of a girl, who every once in a while, leans up, and showers, maybe even grooms and dresses up to look good…but for the most part she’s just a slob with too much money and too little talent to justify that money..

I figure what better way to start the week than to post some pics of her going to Yoga or the gym, in the worst possible fat guy outfit ever, in efforts to inspire you to never go to the gym, because I need you rotting away with me here…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You are probably irritated by people complaining about the daylight savings time, because let’s face it, everyone is the fucking same and whines about the same shit, in some viral whine that is repetitive and boring…

But I will make a daylight savings time complaint, because I got trolled by a girl who knew it was daylights saving time, and who sent me a text at 30 minutes before bar closing offering me sex in the back alley, only for me to get there and find that the bar had been closed for 45 minutes…meaning this motherfucker got trolled by a troll bitch I wanted to fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Pug Picks a Fight With the Police
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51 Pics of Big Tits
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Ashley Greene in a Swimsuit
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10 Sports People Who have Had a Worse Week than You
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15 Wifi Accounts With Serious Name Game
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Bikini
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Jessica Alba Grocery Shopping!
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12 WTF TV Guide Descriptions
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CAM GIRLS ARE THE FUTURE OF EVERYTHING….
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7 Year Old Covers Billie Holiday Gloomy Sunday and It’s Not Very Good
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Mar

stepGIRL Picture Contest to Win a Free Jamaica Trip of the Day

We have good news.

We have partnered up with DREAMPLEASURETOURS to do a pretty amazing contest…

We are giving away a 6 Day, 5 Night trip to Circus Erotique at Hedonism II November 29 – Dec 6, 2014. Airfare is included.

The trip is at a clothing optional, swinger lifestyle, event featuring burlesque dancers, and entertainment, other couples, and a whole lot of naughty fun all set in Jamaica…

It’s pretty fucking major. So major, I think I may be going too..

The rules are simple…

Send in a picture of a babe by email, with DrunkenStepfather or stepGIRL written on her.

The babe can be you, or a babe you know who you want to go on a swingers vacation with, info@drunkenstepfather.com with subject “Hedonism”

The best submissions will be put up for everyone to vote on, the person with the most votes wins!

Here are some pics from Hedonism II. Good times. Get on it.

Posted in:stepCONTEST

2014

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me if you pour tuna juice on a man’s asshole – it is less gay….I don’t agree.

I am going into night 4 of the strippers…aiming for some real rugged, inexpensive ones…because that’s what happens when you spend all your money on strippers the first night of stripper tour…they just progressively get worse…and worse…and in a lot ways that makes them better.

Here are some stepLINKS…


Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Kesha is Out of Rehab – No One Cares
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Hilary Duff – Leather Pants
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Hot Bare Mexican Ass
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Slut of the Day
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Some Hot Chick Posing in Lingerie
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14 People Having a Worst Day Than You
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Rihanna and Drake Together in Amsterdam
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James Deen Seinfeld Parody
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Carmen Electra in FHM
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31 Random Movie Facts You Need to Know
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Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash
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French Style Simpson’s is Some Weird shit
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8 Most Amazing Putin Art
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Hot Florida Sluts
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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3o Pics of Some Chick named Lena Headey
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NO MORE PORN ON VINE
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Lily Allen Thinks Feminism is Dead
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Chantelle Houghton Scary in a Bikini
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Kidnap Prank
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Jennifer Lopez Bra
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Recreates David After the Dentist
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There is a How to Eat Pussy App
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Katy Perry Has No Game
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Sarah Jessica Parker Monster
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If Upworthy Wrote Porn Titles
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Emilia Clarke in a Magazine
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Inflatable Fail
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Interactive Game of Thrones Exhibit
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Lea Seydoux Topless in Esquire
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Hot Booty on the Beach
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Texas
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Dog Doesn’t Let Anyone Near Pregnant Mom
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Sweaty Minka Kelly
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Putin Butt Plug
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Miley Cyrus In Concert
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Martha Stewart Sex Tips
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More Mena Suvari
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Bob Costas Olympic Pink Eye is from Botox
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Kimberly Garner is a Hot Pancake Cooker
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25 Grossest Things Seen in a Hotel
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Bryanna Holly in FHM
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Kate Beckinsale Red Carpet
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Lake Bell Boring in GQ
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Mena Suvari Booty
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Ireland Baldwin Grabbing her Own Tit
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Club Life! The VIdeo
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Jared Leto is Onto Jennifer Lawrence
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Shaved Pussy Small Tits
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A Photographer’s Erotic Nudes
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Hot Dog Bun Sex
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Nicole Aniston is One of my Favorite Porn Chicks
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Some Bat in Ass
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Big Vixen Tits
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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GET LAID TONIGHT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Mar

Miley Cyrus Private Jets with Sex Toys of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture with her sex toy….which would be actually worth talking about if she was inserting it and not just posing with it on her lap in an awkward “teen girl with a vibrator”…let’s have a good “LOLZ” for the internet…but when no one is around test it out kind of situation…

You see we’ve seen her nipples, her vaginas, not things she’ll try to fit in her vaginas, but out of context and not in her vagina, even if “trying” was a slight exaggeration, cuz I know, as a man who has fisted small girls…every girl can fit an cramped up hand…if they really want to.

Let’s hope it gets leaked as a sex tape.

Here’s a tit in bra shot from her instagram…


HERE ARE A BUNCH OF Miley Cyrus In Concert PORN THANKS TO MADAM MEOW
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

07

Mar

stepBABE of the Day

I fell in love with a Jenner, at least her name is Katie Jenner and I don’t think she’s related to Bruce Jenner, or the product of Bruce Jenner’s sex change, but rather she’s just stuck with his unfortunate last name…

She’s 18, and we had phone sex with at 6 am…Why, because I signed up to a phone sex site that is amazing because life needs more excitement and the girls I know don’t want to fuck me…and more importantly because porn sucks…so what’s a chronic masturbator to do…I also love phone sex….

If you’re wondering why I chose this Jenner…it’s because of what she had to say for herself….

I’m a very naughty girl but none of the boys my age are ever man enough to spank me,or pull my hair,or fuck me hard like I need it. I mean I know I’m small but you wont break me I promise lol I’m 18 and totally ready to play with someone hot!

I don’t mind sharing, since she doesn’t belong to me, Check her out, CLICK HERE

I SAID TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH HER CLICK HERE

Let’s masturbate to the same girl telling us dirty things…

Posted in:NSFW|stepBABE

2014

07

Mar

Bar Refaeli Vacation Pics of the Day

Bar Refaeli is on Vacation in Thailand. I know this because I clicked on her instagram to see what she’s been up to. Not because I care about what Bar Refaeli is up to, but because I like to see what Leonardo DiCaprio’s herpes do ten years after leaving their mark on a bitch…not that herpes are even a big deal with Valtrex they clear up before they even start…and I don’t even know if Bar Refaeli or DiCaprio even has his herpes…I just figure that was a good angle to think about when viewing these pics that don’t matter, that aren’t nude enough, but that are a little slutty, because slutty keeps the fan base she worked so hard getting naked in AMerica building…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

07

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Riding a Horse Head of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere…

I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

07

Mar

Selena Gomez and Bieber Went to Starbucks of the Day

OMG….SELENA GOMEZ AND BIG DICK BIEBER WENT TO COFFEE TOGETHER…

Who the fuck cares…oh right every 15-50 year old woman who is all about this bullshit celebrity shit cuz their lives fucking suck.

The fact is, when you make a girl cum proper, and you need media attention because you are dying of Lupus, and your mom is a genius manager, you make silly things like this happen and blow them up as hard as you can….

It’s how it fucking works.

Oh and they went to Starbucks, this is called product placement. They offered it to Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, and a few other brands, but the only one willing to pay a lot of money to get this union to happen for the hired paparazzi publicty stunt was Bucks…

Hollywood is all bullshit…

VIA THE ENEMY

Posted in:Selena Gomez