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2014

06

Mar

Justin Bieber Peeing of the Day

I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit.

I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over.

The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber…

I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed.

All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story.

Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

06

Mar

Spanish Swimwear Fashion Show of the Day

Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

06

Mar

Chinese Subway Changer of the Day

I have no idea when this was shot, but based on the quality, I am thinking in the 80s, on some VHS shit, but what it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter when it was shot, it just matters that it was shot…because I like seeing girls who are pressed for time being pragmatic and not giving a fuck. Getting changed in a public place because it has to get done and by communist training, doing it is how things get done. Unless she’s

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Mar

Malgosia Bela Topless in LUI Magazine of the Day

Malgosia Bela is some hot topless model, who despite being 36, I still want to see posing topless, because I am a pervert, and based on historical fact of being a pervert, I want to see every single girl in the world topless, in fact, as of late, I am all about seeing asshole, which turns out to be a very aggressive and weird request at strip clubs, especially when you are there with girl’s you’ve just met, because people just don’t understand…

That said, here is what I assume are older pics of Polish Malgosia Bela in LUI…good times.

Posted in:Malgosia Bela

2014

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was trying to convince the guy who got the girl who was puking into a wine bucket at some trendy bar puking in the first place…that he did good and that I would take over from here…not because I like girls who puke or who are covered in puke…while barely able to stand, I just like their decision making abilities…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Jerking off Cheetos
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Behind the Scenes at the Oscars
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Some Babe in a Bikini…With a Fat Ass
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18 Things Sports Fans Do but Won’t Admit
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Kirsten Dunst Face
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The Annie Trailer is Hysterical
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Some Girl with a Great Ass in a Bikini
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Babes Bending at the Waist is Hot
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Cam Girls are the Future of GIrls…
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Top 10 Goat GIFs
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27 Facts About Newspaper Comic Strips
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Mar

Late Night Eotica of the Day

I want to sing love songs and choreograph dances Backstreet Boy for Tiffany

I don’t know much about Tiffany, other than that I love her…and that I KNOW I CAN SEE HER HAVE HARDCORE SEX …which would be upsetting if a href=”http://x-art.com/models/tiffany” target=”_blank”>Tiffany was my girlfriend, but she’s just the girl I am in love with and who I get to see perform before sending her flowers and love letters…

She’s good…

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going for day 3 of me VS strippers..

I’ll let you know if my soiled sweatpants getting any new stripper stains..and if they do I’ll auction them off for charity…

Here are some links…

Lots of Amazing Booty
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The Uncensored Pam Anderson Upskirt Pics
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Mila Kunis To Appear on 2 and 0.5 Men…and the amazing thing in all this is that that show is still on TV
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Courtney Stodden Bikini Cartwheels…
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Carmen Ortega’s Hot Almost Nude Shoot
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Cassandra Dawn is the Hottest thing You’ll See All Day
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Slutty Girl in an Average Photoshoot of the Day
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Emma Watson LEgs
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Khloe Kardashian has Rebuilt Her Face
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Taylor Momsen Topless
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Today in Jessica Biel…
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Kelly Brook Sneezes
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Upskirtting is Legal in Boston
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Gay Joe Simpson is Super Weird
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Bieber’s Penis Is Being Taken Out of the Prison Videos Prison is Releasing
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Dude in Yoga Pants Prank
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Some Topless Inked Up Bitches
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Paris Hilton See Through Nonsense
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Shakira Wants a Lot of Baby
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Tansformers Trailer
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Adriana Lima Legs
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Depressing Toys
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Kate Upton Thickness
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Slutty Radish
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A Girl Playing with her Big Boobs
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Sophia Bush Lives
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Kate Hudson Still Has a Good Ass
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These PPl are Full Hipster
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Dogs Chasing Laser Pointers
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Paris Hilton’s All White Everything
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Johanna Lundback in Lingerie
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Man Sues a Casino for Letting Him Place a Bet
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Kids Who Suck at Sports
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Press the Mystery Button – Prank
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Jenny Garth Book Signing
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Daily Show Tries to Figure Out What Makes Computers Racist
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Apparently Marilyn Monroe has a Sex Tape
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Lea Michele Likes Getting Naked
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25 Perfectly Looped GIFs
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Nerf Trick Shots
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Cruel Intentions Written as an After School Special
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Rihanna and Cara in a Shopping Cart for Attention
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Jared Leto Has ALready Banged Up his Oscar
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Greatest Celebrity Stripper Scenes from Movies
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Horny Girl Fighting With Her Dildo
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Creampie Eating…
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Hot Greek Playboy Chick
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The Best of Pornstars Using #humpday Hashtag
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Shaved Pussies Pic Dump
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Shit of the Day
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The Best Game of Twister Ever
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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USE THIS TO GET GRILS TO SLEEP WITH YOU
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Mar

Jacques Magazine Hotness of the Day

The Betrayal Issue from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

In case you don’t read this site, or have no clue what’s up…You probably don’t know that the best thing in life is what I call fashion erotica.

You see, I hate porn and I fucking love bushes, and I’ve been promoting this kind of lifestyle for a long fucking time, because it’s fantastic to look at.

You know that’s what erotica is meant to be, not throat fucking, ass raping, ugly dudes fucking beat up looking girls with shitty fake tits and bad make-up, it’s supposed to be about fantasy, about good looking people, about real fucking life…

So I like to keep track of the people who are producing the best in fashion porn, or in this case fashion softcore porn, that bring models, and real girls, together in amazing settings…naked…and it’s a huge turn on doing a modern take on the porn mags of yesteryear, before the 80s and 90s destroyed them…

The magazine is called JACQUES …the new issue is available to buy…and I support everything they are doing…with my masturbation….

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Mar

Phone Sex Babe of the Day

Her name is ALEX and I had a conversation with her last night when I got back from being cock teased by strippers…who took our money, rode our dicks, put their tits in our mouths and showed us their buttonholes, but refused to come back to the hotel with us…because that’s what strippers do…at least modern strippers who don’t get that strip tease, isn’t about cocktease and stealing money, but about fucking fantasy..

Anyway, here I was at 3 in the morning, drunk, and covered in Chinese food, forced to make a choice….hooker, rub and tug or phonesex…

I chose phone sex…because I figure jerking off in the bathroom while my wife is snoring to a girl who lets me listen to her vagina wetness while telling me to do bad things to her…is the option with the least change of giving my wife an STD, or being called out for cheating…again..

I am also a bit of a phone sex fetishist, because I think the fantasy is way more appealing than actually the smell of sex I would pay for..

Either way, Alex was good, I am in love, and we’re going to be forever friends…

Here are the 2 pics of her…

TO SEE MORE OF ALEX CLICK HERE

Posted in:Babe

2014

05

Mar

Elsa Pataky Weird Pregnant Belly Button Photoshoot of the Day

Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird.

Either way, oh so clever….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Pataky