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2014

26

Feb

Seth Rogan on Alzheimer’s Research of the Day

I may not really like Seth Rogan’s voice, or his comedy….but you gotta respect a dude who uses his celebrity to address a real issue that affects his wife and his mother in law suffering from Alzheimer’s….by this opening statement before a Senate hearing on Alzheimer’s Research….It’s pretty good to see people do things for a real cause, even with bad comedy, even if it is self involved and motivated…and he is only doing it because it affects him directly…but really at least hes’ doing it.

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2014

26

Feb

Kate Moss is Naked for LUI of the Day

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Kate Moss is naked on the cover of LUI….like it was Playboy earlier this year…or like it was every paparazzi bikini picture ever taken of her…because Kate Moss, even at 100 model years old…still brings it..

It’s not a big deal but I am still a fan because I assume her life was awesome and still is…and I am impressed she hasn’t died of AIDS yet…but looks so good…all that unprotected sex with heroin using rockstar boyfriends…to all the other shit she’s done…I just wish this asshole pic was scratch and sniff..

I am into it…

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2014

26

Feb

Izabel Goulart and Other Models at ETAM Lingerie SHow of the Day

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This is some video of fittest instagram model Izabel Goulart…who sidelines as a Victoria’s Secret model…because it helps her get followers and likes on her instagram…which as we know is all that matters when you are a model…

She is apparently cheating on Victoria’s Secret with ETAM, who Victoria’s Secret probably manufacture for in their sweatshops in Bangledesh, where they pay a kid 5 dollars a week to make 10,000 push up bras for white people…who will buy them for 100 dollars or 3 for 100 depending on the deal…

And who cares…

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2014

26

Feb

Best Fucking News Story Ever of the Day

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A computer tech for the school system got arrested for fucking a cow, while his friend shot video…comes in as the best news story ever…

Key quotes:

“2 Men are in jail, 1 cow is dead, 3 cars are totalled.”

“When we arrived one man was actively having sex with the cow while another was shooting”

“We can’t show you the video because the man was naked and covered in Jello”

What the fuck….Amazing. This needs to be a reality show.

Why do I feel Bill Cosby responsible for this? I mean was fucking the cow not enough, just needed to throw in some Jello in the mix…

THe world is doomed…

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Feb

Miranda Kerr Slut in Shoes of the Day

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My favorite thing about Miranda Kerr isn’t that she was a wide faced bikini model…but rather that she had sex with Justin Bieber and got fired for it over a year ago…ending her marriage and her career with Victoria’s Secret…that some serious sacrifice to make to get some Bieber dick, which I’ve heard from porn stars I know is a huge penis but still attached to a vile dude who looks 8…

I guess what I am saying is that, this bitch is a sexual deviant, and you may see pink shoes in a slutty pose…while all I see is a misappropriated porn chick…since the model thing pays more..

Good times.

Here some Drunk Bieber video footage TMZ released today as a tribute to Miranda Kerr getting fucked by him….

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2014

26

Feb

Angry Bus Passenger of the Day

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You know, if I had to take public transport…I would be pretty fucking angry too…probably not this angry…you know like I was raped and my family killed by the guy asking him to get off the bus..you unable to control himself because his life fucking sucks…but I’d still be angry..

I know what you’re thinking, that obviously the aggressor is black, and that’s just fucking racist…you racist…

Pretty brutal video…

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne on a Nudist Lesbian Vacation of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne are on a lesbian vacation in somewhere tropical..and they are posting pics of themselves topless and naked…because they love the attention they are getting being “lesbian”…even if they aren’t actually in a relationship and just doing it for attention…and even if they are actual lesbians…or even just bisexual girls partying and having fun…eating each other’s asses…neither are hot enough for you to care about…even if one of them is an It Girl and they other is a big lesbian movie star…but I’ll post it anyway…because I like the industrial self contained breathing apparatus Cara has for going down deep in that hispanic mud…

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2014

26

Feb

Nicola Peltz is a Girl I want to K-Fed of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of Billions Nelson Peltz who created Snapple…

She is a billionaire…or at least an Heir to billions and she probably is not down to earth, awesome, or fun, but rather a bratty little princess…because that’s how new money works…

She’s been in a handful of movies her dad probably financed…and now she’s turned to instagram to cry for attention…you see you can have all the money in the world…but you can’t buy admiration of your peers…you have to get naked for that…

I like her…

Thanks to MadamMeow for finding me a good girl to K-Fed…

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2014

26

Feb

Aline Weber’s Nipples for Numero of the Day

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Aline Weber is a traditional looking model ,tall and skinny and scary if you were to see her in public and you only went up to her tit…unless you were me…who loves tall and scary monster women…as long as the photograph well, have an agency so my friends don’t think I am gay, like “no dudes, she’s not a dude, she’s a signed model, and gets paid to look good, the world says she’s hot so she is hot, even if she’s got no hips and is capable of wrestling me and winning”….but more importantly, cuz she’s willing to show their tits in pictures…

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2014

26

Feb

Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Tit Filled Lesbian Pant Suit of the Day

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If Hilary Clinton wore her lesbian pant suit like this, she would probably have more support, I mean that is if Hilary Clinton doesn’t have a penis…

That said, it’s nice to see Stacy Keibler, post bearding for homosexual, tranny loving, George Clooney, has been keeping busy by attending important events likes she matters…with a top…that makes me think she matters…cuz I can see a lot of tit….

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