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2014

19

Feb

Rita Ora’s Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora is supposed to be the next Rihanna, but that plan kind of feel through the cracks when Rihanna became insanely popular and the record labels decided that instead of replacing her and investing in a new lookalike, they’ll just ride the money train as far as it will go…leaving Rita Ora forced to attend red carpet events in see through dresses to show the world her big tits…hoping they’ll celebrate her and that one day she too will be a money train of her own…

I’ve never heard her music, and don’t care to, but I approve of her showing her tits…it’s good for my morale…

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PS – Jessie J was also at the event and SHE WAS LOOKIN HOT

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2014

19

Feb

Mario Testino’s Towel Series of the Day

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Mario Testino is a top level fashion photographer who takes pictures of all your favorite models…and he did a series I guess on set with all the girls he worked with…probably the last week…from Kate Moss, to Kate Upton, to Miranda Kerr…and he got them all in robes and towels after they had their make-up done for what I am sure he thought was high concept art…that on set behind the set pre glamour model moment…you know bullshit these idiots allocate to the nonsense that is their overpaid work…and I’m just into the fetish aspect of it…top models in towels…shit works for me…even though I prefer cumming on skin to terry cloth.

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2014

19

Feb

Walmart Shoplifter Shamed of the Day

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I thought shopping at Walmart was shameful enough…

I mean when you’re got stealing from the fucking place, you are clearly one step away from killing yourself…

So I can’t imagine why anyone would want to give her a hard time, let her take the shit, her life is bad enough you heartless asshole, working for the man, instead of working for you fellow man…you should be ashamed of yourself…

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2014

19

Feb

Erin Heatherton for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio like all Victoria’s Secret models…making me think they are actual hookers and not models…you know the highest of class…because the logic behind all of them dating the same dude, unless they were hookers, doesn’t make sense…I know girls and girls get mad if their friends even talk to their ex boyfriends…making me question whether it’s a publicity stunt…by the company to market their bitches…or maybe when you’re leo..they girls just use his dick as a novelty…

All this to say, I prefer Erin Heatherton in lingerie than whatever is going on here…

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2014

19

Feb

Katy Perry’s Boobs Don’t Save this Time of the Day

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It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did…

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2014

19

Feb

Rabbit Stampede of the Day

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This is probably the least threatening stampede in the history of stampedes, unless of course you were molested by a man who used to give you his pet bunny to pet while he “woody allened” you..in which case…this must be horrifying…

That said, Bunnies are so cute…I just want to lay in a bed of them and roll around…no wonder people make coats out of them…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Rihanna Sucks in Vogue of the Day

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Rihanna kinda set the bar to always be naked in videos…instagram…etc…that when she does vogue in costumes like this..where she’s not spread eagled and fisting herself…like she does..it’s a total fucking downer…and if anything makes her seem as boring as she probably is…

I prefer my Rihanna slutty.

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2014

19

Feb

Best Sochi Olympic Fail to Date of the Day

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Pretty obvious reason why this Fail is the Win….of the Sochi Olympic fails…even better than the double toilet, and the Olympic ring not going off…not just because I am from Canada…but because I love anal…Turn that frown upside down girl…no wait part of what I like about anal is how little the girl enjoys it…

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2014

19

Feb

Cry For Attention of the Day

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Look at this woman making the day all about her…it’s like “Nobody loves me”…”look at me everyone I’m going to kill myself”…and jump in time to be saved by a group of people…to feel like some kind of celebrity..they shoulda let her jump…teach her a lesson and that lesson is that people killing themselves are the worst

That said, I am impressed that no one pulled out their phone to film the suicide as to not get involved, as that is the nature of our society now…I guess this video is a win.

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2014

19

Feb

Natasha Poly is Smoking Hot for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Natasha Poly gets it…she’s a Russian model who understands that being naked for fashion with the promise of lots of money and fame and celebrity boyfriends…is a far better strategy than being sold to old American dudes for the better life…not that either really phase her, she’s Russian and being Russian means she’s got no soul…

Here she is not naked in Vogue Russia…

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