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2014

17

Feb

Rihanna’s Sturdy Legs and Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna can’t just sit still and enjoy her time off…she’s like one of her songs, just constantly pounding in my fucking face everywhere I go…and I’m not complaining because she’s a slut about it..not that posing in a bikini or topless is really slutty, but when you don’t really need to be doing it because you make 100,000,000 dollars a year, it’s gratuitous and because you like it…which I guess to me is the definition of slut…giving it out for free…but I’m not a hater, I love sluts…they make life more interesting than if everyone was just a hooker…and if more hookers would start working for free once they made it…the world would be a better place…it’s some philanthropy shit…

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

17

Feb

Karissa Shannon Playboy Twin Twerks of the Day

I don’t know if you remember one of the Playboy twins KARISSA SHANNON …I’m not quite sure she ever really matters…

From what I do remember is that SHE HAD A PRETTY VIOLENT SEX TAPE WITH A BLACK DUDE FROM SMALLVILLE …that went absolutely no where…even though you know she had Paris Hilton Dreams…

I also remember that she had a twin, who clearly got more attention than her, otherwise she wouldn’t be the one doing the SEX TAPES

Well, it seems like she’s been keeping busy getting butt implants and twerking on resort balconies…living the life with what I assume is a rich Boyfriend…since the Sex Tape didn’t really work out for her…I guess when you look like a pornstar, people just expect you to be a pornstar and seeing you bone doesn’t really matter…

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2014

17

Feb

Bryana Holly Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Bryana Holly is some instagram famous chick I posted getting NUDE IN TREATS …without actually getting nude…

She’s most famous for dating Brody Jenner, which I guess isn’t really that awesome of a thing to be famous for, but you do what you can when you’re just a girl trying to get noticed…and now that leveraging the Kardashians is over for her, she’s moved down the Emily Ratajkowski route of getting naked in photoshoots, hoping to land a big music video or campaign so that she becomes Household…

I think she’s hot, I’ve actually had conversations about her to people, and everyone I talk to think I’m crazy, but i figure her instagram fame is enough for all those haters to stop hating and to stop trying to stand in the way of my love for her….

I don’t know what this is for, but I see nipple, so I can only assume it’s for me…a Valentine….

Posted in:Bryana Holly

2014

17

Feb

Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Happened of the Day

Miley Cyrus’s concert started this week and after watching one of her fan’s YOUTUBE VIDEOS of the concert…like this one….

Here’s another one…

It’s safe to say that the creative direction is exactly what you’d expect if you saw any of her stage shows at award shows the last year..

It’s circusy, over the top, like some kind of bad acid trip, that screams trying to hard to be out there and outrageous, but that exposes the youth to more of a slutty future than some Candy Coated Britney Shit…

I’m not gonna hate, because Miley is the worst, she boring, obvious and just detached from reality thanks to growing up in a rich girl bubble so this is level of authenticity is expected…and really as ling as she’s flaunting her ass and when any girl flaunts her ass, I try to motivate them to flaunt their pussy…it’s just a matter of time..

TO FOLLOW EVERYTHING MILEY BANGERZ TOUR…FROM ALL THE CRAZY ASS EATING OUTFITS TO BAD TWERKING CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

17

Feb

Anja Rubik’s Nipple for Vogue Russia March 2014 of the Day

Anja Rubik is some Polish Victoria’s Secret model in her 30s who is in the latest issue of Vogue Russia showing her tits, because I guess that’s not a very gay thing to do, in a gay hating environment, even though the only people jerking off to Vogue Russia are probably girls…until today, not that I’ve shared these titty pics with you…

It’s safe to say, when it comes to Russia, this is the better than the Olympics…but not quite as good as all the youtube videos of drunk russians being insane…

I’m a fan…

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

17

Feb

Monday Morning #Sundies Roundup of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Instagram is a great soft core porn site, designed for girls who are exhibitionists pretending to be artistic by taking selfies of themselves in lingerie…

Last year, I tried starting a Sunday Night Panty Flash, where girls would send in flashing pics of their panties for me to post and give a prize to the winner, which apparently pissed people off, so I stopped, but then I realized the internet was already collectively doing it under the hashtag #Sundies…

I figure any excuse to post random girls showing off their underwear on the internet is a good enough thing for me to support…so here are the first 20 pics I found from yesterday’s #Sundies…I am sure there are a hell of a lot more if I bothered looking..

This is the kind of viral meme I can endorse…

Posted in:Instagram

2014

17

Feb

In “I’ve Been in a Sex Tape” News of the Day

When it comes to sex, or at least girls I have had sex with, from last month to 10 years ago, I generally don’t really care about what they are up to. I am a married man and those home wreckers are just bad for everyday life…

I don’t care if they grow up to be rich, broke, famous, dead, pornstars, hookers or up knocked up and happy in the corner…I am not emotionally involved…

So when it comes to sex tapes even celebrity sex tapes that feature the two case studies used to pitch other celebrities on releasing sex tapes…”Look at what it did for Kim and for Paris…they made money and have careers”….I also don’t care about what they are up to…but I figure you do…

So in the only two celebrity sex tapes that worked, here is Paris Hilton Airing out her Vagina because it needs it during an outbreak and Kim Kardashian showing her tits to distract from her midsection and the whole thing is hardly awesome…but it happened…

Posted in:Sex Tapes

2014

17

Feb

Beach Knockout of the Day

While all you people around the country are complaining about the snow and the fact that your life sucks because of it, while I am hibernating and only leave my house in soiled sweatpants I’ve worn the whole winter because of it, there is a slice of America that is at the beach, and sure that slice isn’t always the best kind of person, we’re talking some guido Jersey Shore motherfucker on an early spring break because he dropped out of the fifth grade, but it’s nice to see him get a little knocked the fuck out when his steroids get him a little out of hand…not that I like violence, or really anything negative, sometimes I just like to wish bad things on bad people, and sometimes really good things, like getting knocked the fuck out happen to bad people, or at least people who don’t shut the fuck up, and it is pretty fucking good.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When it comes to picking up girls in a bar at 3 am when wasted even though I have a wife at home…probably disappointed in all aspects of her life thanks to me…I always lose…even on Valentine’s Day weekend when the pickings are pretty fucking easy, because I went in with lines like “I want to see your vagina flap in the wind”…which apparently isn’t erotic to anyone but me…

Here are some links…to start the fucking morning..

After Much Research it Turns Out Butts Are the New Boobs in White America
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10 Lost in Translation Fails at SOCHI
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Paris Hilton Flashes Partial Vag
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Some Big Tits to Start the Morning…
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7 Sports Themed Marriage Proposals
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Hot Ass in a G-String Bikini….Getting Out of Her G-String Bikini
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Ice Fails
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This 3 Foot Cat is Insane
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Kid Performs his Bike Tickes in the Wrong Hood…
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO ON ALWAYS !!!
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A Whole Pile of Smut
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Emily Blunt Made her Baby
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Ellen Page – Naked Lesabian
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day


Valentine’s Day is the day girls give their boyfriends anal for the first time, if they aren’t the girls I know, who give anal regardless of whether you are their boyfriend or not, I mean you don’t even need to be dating, they just love getting fucked up the ass.

Valentine’s Day is the day to show the average, suburban girl who buys into this shit that you care, even though you don’t really, you just prefer consistent sex to being alone.

Valentine’s Day is the reminder to single people that the first step to loving someone else is loving yourself and when you love yourself you realize you don’t need to love someone else…but it’s fun to pick up the randoms who haven’t got this far and who hate themselves and want to fill their vaginas with any penis they can to feel validated…

I don’t know love is not a bad thing, it just happens to bad people….

Here are some stepLINKS, happy Valentines Day, thanks for all the tweets, Facebook statuses and all that other shit about Valentines Day because there’s nothing better to talk about…that’s what the government wants you to think…

Here are some Valentine’ Day Selfies…

Here are some links…


Top 10 Bruce Jenner is a Lady Now
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Ellen Page is Gay…Obviosuly…
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Hot Mirror Selfies
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I Love Me Some Anastasia Ashley Ass Covered in Sand
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Monkey Riding a Woman
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Andreea Diaconu is Hot on the bEach….Damn
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Selena Gomez – Belly
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This Father Just Destroyed Society’s Definition Of Beauty
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Kate Beckinsale at an event
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Ice Fails!
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Coco’s Awesome Valentine
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Sherri’s in Spank Bank….with Her tits Yo
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Lea Michele Jogging
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History of All Star Weekend Shenanigans…
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30 Awkward and Sexy Figure Skating Fails
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20 Essential Fact Dog Lovers Must Always Remember
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Kanye is Crying
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Kate Middleton – Tight Enough Dress
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Mariah Carey – Not Topless
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101 Celebrity
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Kristen Steward Tight Jeans
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Melanie Griffith Did Playboy…
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The 50 Most Perfect Pictures On The Internet
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Jesus These Girls are Awesome in Bikini
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History of Men Moving On….According to Love Songs….
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If Pornhub Comments Were Valentines Day Cards
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Pink in Yoga Pose for Cancer
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Lizzy Cundy See Through Dress
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Old Lady in Sochi Doesn’t Understand her Camera
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Squirt Party!
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The Best Underwear Ever
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Guess the Popstar Ass
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Michelle Rodriguez and her Dyke Cara Delevingne Apart on VDay
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Model Instagrams
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Dakota Johnson Sexy in Elle
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Stephanie Seymour Naked!
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10 Celebs with Porn Pasts That Give Farrah Abraham Hope…
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51 Hottest TV Show Moms…
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She Has One Massive Cunt
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Nina Agdal Titty Grab
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Micro Homes are the Coolest Shit
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Candice Swanepoel Pops Her Booty Out
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People Eating Alone for Valentine’s Day
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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stepSMUT’s Weekly Porn Round-Up
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Selfies Made By Dirty Girls
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2 Girls Get Nude for a Fake Casting Agent
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Drunk Teen Girl Gets Caught Masturbating! Amazing.
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Pornstar Instagram
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Top 10 Celeb Sex Tapes
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Deep Fisting
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How to Milk ab Anazubg Titty
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SO MUCH OLYMPIC EROTICA
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Some Babe and her Fake Cock
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Hottest Amateur Girls…
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Killer Anal Dildo
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Bust that Pussy Open
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Hardcore Smut Gifs of the Week
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Check out these BBW hotties and super booty dates – ? GO?

THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO ON VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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