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2014

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When it comes to picking up girls in a bar at 3 am when wasted even though I have a wife at home…probably disappointed in all aspects of her life thanks to me…I always lose…even on Valentine’s Day weekend when the pickings are pretty fucking easy, because I went in with lines like “I want to see your vagina flap in the wind”…which apparently isn’t erotic to anyone but me…

Here are some links…to start the fucking morning..

After Much Research it Turns Out Butts Are the New Boobs in White America
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10 Lost in Translation Fails at SOCHI
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Paris Hilton Flashes Partial Vag
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Some Big Tits to Start the Morning…
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7 Sports Themed Marriage Proposals
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Hot Ass in a G-String Bikini….Getting Out of Her G-String Bikini
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Ice Fails
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This 3 Foot Cat is Insane
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Kid Performs his Bike Tickes in the Wrong Hood…
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO ON ALWAYS !!!
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A Whole Pile of Smut
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Emily Blunt Made her Baby
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Ellen Page – Naked Lesabian
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2014

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day


Valentine’s Day is the day girls give their boyfriends anal for the first time, if they aren’t the girls I know, who give anal regardless of whether you are their boyfriend or not, I mean you don’t even need to be dating, they just love getting fucked up the ass.

Valentine’s Day is the day to show the average, suburban girl who buys into this shit that you care, even though you don’t really, you just prefer consistent sex to being alone.

Valentine’s Day is the reminder to single people that the first step to loving someone else is loving yourself and when you love yourself you realize you don’t need to love someone else…but it’s fun to pick up the randoms who haven’t got this far and who hate themselves and want to fill their vaginas with any penis they can to feel validated…

I don’t know love is not a bad thing, it just happens to bad people….

Here are some stepLINKS, happy Valentines Day, thanks for all the tweets, Facebook statuses and all that other shit about Valentines Day because there’s nothing better to talk about…that’s what the government wants you to think…

Here are some Valentine’ Day Selfies…

Here are some links…


Top 10 Bruce Jenner is a Lady Now
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Ellen Page is Gay…Obviosuly…
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Hot Mirror Selfies
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I Love Me Some Anastasia Ashley Ass Covered in Sand
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Monkey Riding a Woman
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Andreea Diaconu is Hot on the bEach….Damn
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Selena Gomez – Belly
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This Father Just Destroyed Society’s Definition Of Beauty
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Kate Beckinsale at an event
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Ice Fails!
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Coco’s Awesome Valentine
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Sherri’s in Spank Bank….with Her tits Yo
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Lea Michele Jogging
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History of All Star Weekend Shenanigans…
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30 Awkward and Sexy Figure Skating Fails
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20 Essential Fact Dog Lovers Must Always Remember
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Kanye is Crying
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Kate Middleton – Tight Enough Dress
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Mariah Carey – Not Topless
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101 Celebrity
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Kristen Steward Tight Jeans
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Melanie Griffith Did Playboy…
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The 50 Most Perfect Pictures On The Internet
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Jesus These Girls are Awesome in Bikini
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History of Men Moving On….According to Love Songs….
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If Pornhub Comments Were Valentines Day Cards
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Pink in Yoga Pose for Cancer
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Lizzy Cundy See Through Dress
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Old Lady in Sochi Doesn’t Understand her Camera
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Squirt Party!
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The Best Underwear Ever
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Guess the Popstar Ass
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Michelle Rodriguez and her Dyke Cara Delevingne Apart on VDay
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Model Instagrams
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Dakota Johnson Sexy in Elle
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Stephanie Seymour Naked!
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10 Celebs with Porn Pasts That Give Farrah Abraham Hope…
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51 Hottest TV Show Moms…
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She Has One Massive Cunt
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Nina Agdal Titty Grab
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Micro Homes are the Coolest Shit
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Candice Swanepoel Pops Her Booty Out
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People Eating Alone for Valentine’s Day
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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stepSMUT’s Weekly Porn Round-Up
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Selfies Made By Dirty Girls
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2 Girls Get Nude for a Fake Casting Agent
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Drunk Teen Girl Gets Caught Masturbating! Amazing.
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Pornstar Instagram
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Top 10 Celeb Sex Tapes
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Deep Fisting
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How to Milk ab Anazubg Titty
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SO MUCH OLYMPIC EROTICA
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Some Babe and her Fake Cock
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Hottest Amateur Girls…
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Killer Anal Dildo
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Bust that Pussy Open
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Hardcore Smut Gifs of the Week
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Check out these BBW hotties and super booty dates – ? GO?

THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO ON VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Feb

The Best News Interruption of all Time of the Day

This is perfect for the tail end of Valentine’s Day…some really ugly reporter who must have been hot early on in her career was reporting some train derailment and some dude runs in and says “Fuck her right in the pussy”…

Now you could have just watched it to figure that one out, but I’m drunk and this is better than listening to my wife heavy breathing…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Feb

Two Videos of Girls Getting Fucked Up for Love on Valentines Day of the Day

I want to make it clear…

I do not encourage beating up women…not even on Valentine’s Day when they need to be taught that it is a bullshit event used to stimulate the economy in the cold dark winter months…that despite being a bitter and angry dude, but only because I need to stay in with my wife, rather than trying to sleep with random sad under 25 year old girls

I do not encourage beating up women, not even when they deserve it. Not even when they ask for it cuz it makes them cum…but more importantly…I don’t encourage girls to date guys who are capable of this…

But I do find it ironic to post a video of some psycho beating his gf and some other psycho who rigged the manhole to stuff a girl in…on Valentines Day…the day of puppies, chocolate, flowers, poetry…and love…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Feb

New York City Snowboarder of the DAy

Here’s a video of some average snowboarder hitting the streets of New York during their snowstorm that New Yorkers all freaked out about while Canadians laughed at because that looks like summer here…and I thought it was pretty well done..otherwise I wouldn’t bother posting it…I mean nothing says valentines day like an average at best urban snowboard video…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show…

And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence…

Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…

Here is her Hairy Face…

Here is her Hairy Chest….

She is a Kardashian by association / Troll / Sent from hell to eat our souls…after all…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

14

Feb

Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day


I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness…

I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me…

It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm.

This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..

Posted in:Cassandra Dawn

2014

14

Feb

Cunt Punch Compilation for Valentines Day

Nothing says Valentines Day like a good cunt punch or vag kick…because this is the foundation of Romance and what it is all about…and any girl telling you otherwise, not willing to let you kick her in the cunt…just doesn’t love you…and is telling you to get out.

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Wants You To Be Her Valentine of the Day

It’s Valentine’s Day and amazingly hot actress SARA MALAKUL LANE wants you to be her Valentine…

I don’t think you should look at this too long, I will get jealous and hate you, because I want Sara Malakul Lane all for myself.

The good news is that although she doesn’t answer my messages, she hasn’t blocked me on her INSTAGRAM either, so there is hope that one day this half Thai…hopefully not the genital half…but even if it was the genital half I would be willing to explore that half…cuz when it’s attached to this babe it’s hardly gay…will one day be mine…

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

14

Feb

Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.

Posted in:Lady Gaga