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2014

11

Feb

Cop Shoots Dog at a 9 Year Old’s Birthday For No Reason of the Day

I hate these videos, but this motherfucker must fucking die.

A trigger happy cop that shot a family dog, that is apparently a service dog, dead…for barking at him…because he’s a fucking cop and deserves to be barked at.

The dog is dead and this upsets me….here’s the story.

Rick Clubb said Monday that his son’s 9th birthday party was wrapping up
about 5:30 p.m. when Officer Tarek Hassani came to his home on Jacklyne
Circle on complaints of dogs running at-large.He shot the 7-year-old black labrador, “Hooch,” Clubb said, though it showed no aggressive behavior.

Clubb said he suffers Parkinson’s disease, and Hooch was his trained service animal.

“He didn’t have to pull out his .45 and shoot my dog,” Clubb said. “It was right outside my son’s bedroom. What if it had ricocheted through the window?”A recording of the shooting from the cruiser’s dashboard-mounted camera acquired Monday by the Times-News shows Hassani yelling “get back” and kicking at the snarling and barking dogs as he made his way to Clubb’s front door.A chihuahua and two large dogs were running unleashed around the neighborhood when Hassani arrived, said Filer Police Chief Tom Reeves.“He had to kick one to keep him away,” the chief said.

Hassani had no choice but to put the lab down after it kept taking an aggressive posture behind him, Reeves said.

Clubb was ticketed for allowing animals to run at large.

Clubb said he will fight the ticket leveled against him after a heated argument with Hassani.

“Well, my dog is dead,” Clubb said. “I don’t think that’s fair.”

Even this video of Cops Actually Working, if jumping innocent black dudes for being black and on a bike is considered working…it’s still better than taking coffee and donut breaks…

All this to say, there are good cops…but so many evil ones…I hope the dog killer cop gets fucking killed…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Shirley Temple died, so I’ve been hiding from the internet from all the drink related jokes. Like many of you I like to pretend that I thought she was dead, but I knew she wasn’t, you’re all just thinking of Jon Benet…

What people aren’t mentioning is that she was part of the golden age of Hollywood – that involved a lot of pedophilia…not to mention I am sure a lot of grown men masturbated to her movies over the last 80s years…making her one of the original kiddie pornstars…a legacy that I am sure everyone wishes to have…

More importantly, people die everyday, who cares about Shirley Temple, care about how every time my wife orders food, they send four forks because they assume it’s for four people, before she eats it all…that’s what’s important people..that’s what matters…

Here are some morning links…

JEssie Andrews Bikini Wearing Porno DJ
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Underboobs….
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See Naked Slutty Girls
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The 30 Best Actor / Writers
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Florida Bans the Homeless from Using Blankets
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Bruce Jenner Trannies
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WATCHED enough porn? Get a private XXX fantasy date – ? GO

News Channel Needs to Delete Their History
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The Longest Anus Spread in TV History
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Smart Crow Solves Puzzles
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Big Wall Climb
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It’s Webcam Girl Time….
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Morning Inspiraiton
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2014

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am glad we live in a world where girls admit they finger bang themselves…and some of them film it.

I am glad we live in a world where corporations evaluated being worth billions of dollars are scamming their advertisers by selling fake likes

I am glad we live in a world where hipsters unite to make fun of starbucks, while promoting starbucks, while reminding us how genius starbucks is.

I am glad we live in a world that created The Golden Girls…

But I am unhappy I live in a house with my obese wife…

Here are some stepLINKS…filled with greatness…

Creepy 11 Year Old in a Creepy Video that Was on Mainpage of Youtube Despite being Creepy
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Obama and Beyonce are Doing It
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Farrah in a Bikini Has Nothing to do with new Sex Tape
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12 Embarrassing Things That Exist
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TOP 10 AMAZING THINGS THAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND – NUMBER 4 is the Best
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Some Slutty Girl in Thigh High Socks
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Babes Doing Winter Right…
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Reporter Mistakes Sam Jackson for Lawrence Fishbourne…..
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OLD Black People that Look Younger Than Lorde
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Selena Gomez – Belly
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The Dirty’s Dirty Whore Wife had a Dirty Whore Miscarriage
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My friend Rob Heppler Tore Dumb Starbucks a New Hipster Asshole
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Jessica Alba – Baby Shower
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Some Game of Thrones People Hanging Together
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Lucy Mecklenburgh amazing in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde – Big Sweatshirt
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The 23 Hottest Emma Roberts Pics
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Big Lebowski Rug
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Olympic Logo Made Out of Soda cases
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Kristen Steward in Marie Clarie
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Kate Mara is Pretty Hot…
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Tranny Prank
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Why Do We Get Nervous!
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The Hot Candice Topless Pic I Posted
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Some babe who is naked in a movie…
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Chris Kattan DUI
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Olympic Figure Skating MEME
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Why Dogs Spin Before They Poop
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Olympic Cheat Sheet
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The Perfect Snow Texture FAIL
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The Craziest Sex Scandals in NBA History
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Amy Willerton Amazing in a Bikini
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Today’s Top 5 Model Instagrams
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The Many Faces of a Guilty Dog
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Luge Girl Dancing to Beyonce
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Jessica Wright in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Monster in Marie Claire
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23 Hottest Female Snowboarders
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Rita Rusic Old Lady in a Bikini
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People Still Want to See Lady Gaga
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Victoria Justice Showing Cleavage
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Smart Crow
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Alessandra Ambrosio in WOrkout Gear
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Farrah’s New Porn
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Facebook is Selling Fake Likes Fraud
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Georgia May Jagger Amazing in a Bikini
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Lena Dunham the Vogue Monster
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10 Arcade Cabinets that Will Make You Miss your Childhood
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Girls with Thigh Gap
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The Double Toilet in SOCHI is the BEst
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Big Tits MAsturbating
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Big Titty Asian
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Some Amateur Lady Cop Showing HEr Tits
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Busty Teen Riding Dildo
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Spread Ass Cam Show
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2 Girls One Turd
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Nerdy Cam Girl
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The Grossest Video Ever
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Busty Waitress Showing Her Tits
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Public Library Dildo
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Feathering a Clit
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Excites Me of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane and she is the hottest thing pretty much ever, and I am not just calling her a thing because she’s half Thai, half white…I am not racist like that… I just feel the union of alien asian genes and human genes make for glorious creatures…like this Sara Malakul Lane

Her story is a typical one…you know what you’d expect to hear from any girl you meet in LA.. born and raised in Thailand, where she was famous on some TV shows and as a model and not for being a child tranny prostitute for British tourists, which is how I assume how her parents met…I mean why else would a white dude be in Thailand in the 80s…right? I mean why else would a white guy be in Thailand now?….

Either way, seeing as she was American, she decided to the states, to be closer to me, and to win my heart, as a lot of these girls do…at least in my imagination…which is all that counts…it’s real if I believe it…I think I’m pregnant….those tits…my god…can’t wait for her to shoot nude scenes…ideally in my mouth…but I’ll accept in movies….and photoshoots too…since she keeps refusing my requests for a date…

Well now I am in love…So here are some of her pics…Follow her on INSTAGRAM

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2014

10

Feb

Coco is a Valentine’s Day Dream of the Day

Coco, as you probably know, is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady…

I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better…

It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies…

And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2014

10

Feb

Melanie Brown Drunken Bikini Party of the Day

Melanie Brown is out of control! I guess when you’re richer than god and pretty much out of work…your life becomes pretty boring, despite being awesome, allowing you to finance parties on yachts with other girls you dyke out with, just looking for a thrill in your 40s like you were still that hard nippled girl in that Music video about to become an international star….or maybe she just likes being watched, seen and talked about…or maybe…she just doesn’t give a fuck…and really whatever the reason..who cares, I wish I was on this boat with this idiots…grabbing at asses and staging a sex tape…because that would be better than what I’m doing now…which is looking at their pics and talking about them like I care…or like I don’t have a life of my own..which conveniently…I don’t.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Melanie Brown

2014

10

Feb

Figure Skating and Other Olympic Erotica of the Day


When you’re a pervert with a little bit of an imagination or really just a pervert…anything can be pornographic..even the Olympics…especially when girls are in little panties dancing around…showing the world their ass and vagina definition…after years of training to be competing at this level on this international forum for people like me to cheapen and degrade with every masturbation stroke I make….

But maybe I’m just weird, I’ve been in Canada since before their was internet and before I had cable, when Figure Skating was the only masturbation option…and since the girls stay the same age…and the costumes get sleazier…it’s only natural for me to still love every second of it..

That’s why I am glad we’re tracking Olympic erotica in the forum…TO SEE ALL THE OLYMPIC EROTICA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olympics

2014

10

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Moment of the Day

Izabel Goulart kills the instagram game with her fitness videos of herself doing really interesting sex poses…pretty much simulating sex in motions that she pretends are for fitness…something that may happen at the gym but I wouldn’t know because the last time I was in a gym I was asked to leave for locking myself in a the ladies locker room…it’s a fetish…

But seriously, watching this makes me want to get into the gym, even though I know I’ll be greeted by fat lazy people, and not supermodels…but I have a feeling the more instagram happens, the more fit people get celebrated, the more the world will see why we like skinny people, and the less pigs like Lena Dunham will end up on TV…it’s a positive move….

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

10

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Solid Dress of the Day

Mariah Carey may be old but she still brings it to the fucking stage and by bringing it I mean her ridiculous tits that her tween gold digging husband probably encourages her to bring to the stage so that his friends go “holy shit, your mom has huge tits, you lucky bastard”…and not “dude you married Mariah Carey, that bitch was hot in 99″….because as we all know if you focus on the one asset you know you have…like massive tits or a round ass..it makes the rest of you negligible…

I still like her better when she had lost her mind, was on sucide watch, before babies and family and Nick Cannon moved in on her to trap her into what she assumes is love…but I mean..she’s still got it going on…at least in terms of huge fucking tits…which counts for everything…I mean I don’t even think it matters if she sang…or if she can sing…she’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and even more HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

10

Feb

Mom Shaming Her Daughter for Sexting of the Day

When your mom speaks like this, and public shames you like this, while threatening to beat the shit out you, you’d pretty much expect to grow up a stripper, single mother, criminal…

I don’t think quoting the bible, memorizing the bible…will save this one…or really anyone…but it’s funny to watch…I don’t know if it’s th internet fuckin’ kids up or their ghetto upbringing…

Either way…funny.

Posted in:Videos