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2014

10

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Excites Me of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane and she is the hottest thing pretty much ever, and I am not just calling her a thing because she’s half Thai, half white…I am not racist like that… I just feel the union of alien asian genes and human genes make for glorious creatures…like this Sara Malakul Lane …

Her story is a typical one…you know what you’d expect to hear from any girl you meet in LA.. born and raised in Thailand, where she was famous on some TV shows and as a model and not for being a child tranny prostitute for British tourists, which is how I assume how her parents met…I mean why else would a white dude be in Thailand in the 80s…right? I mean why else would a white guy be in Thailand now?….

Either way, seeing as she was American, she decided to the states, to be closer to me, and to win my heart, as a lot of these girls do…at least in my imagination…which is all that counts…it’s real if I believe it…I think I’m pregnant….those tits…my god…can’t wait for her to shoot nude scenes…ideally in my mouth…but I’ll accept in movies….and photoshoots too…since she keeps refusing my requests for a date…

Well now I am in love…So here are some of her pics…Follow her on INSTAGRAM

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2014

10

Feb

Coco is a Valentine’s Day Dream of the Day

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Coco, as you probably know, is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady…

I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better…

It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies…

And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Feb

Melanie Brown Drunken Bikini Party of the Day

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Melanie Brown is out of control! I guess when you’re richer than god and pretty much out of work…your life becomes pretty boring, despite being awesome, allowing you to finance parties on yachts with other girls you dyke out with, just looking for a thrill in your 40s like you were still that hard nippled girl in that Music video about to become an international star….or maybe she just likes being watched, seen and talked about…or maybe…she just doesn’t give a fuck…and really whatever the reason..who cares, I wish I was on this boat with this idiots…grabbing at asses and staging a sex tape…because that would be better than what I’m doing now…which is looking at their pics and talking about them like I care…or like I don’t have a life of my own..which conveniently…I don’t.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Feb

Figure Skating and Other Olympic Erotica of the Day

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When you’re a pervert with a little bit of an imagination or really just a pervert…anything can be pornographic..even the Olympics…especially when girls are in little panties dancing around…showing the world their ass and vagina definition…after years of training to be competing at this level on this international forum for people like me to cheapen and degrade with every masturbation stroke I make….

But maybe I’m just weird, I’ve been in Canada since before their was internet and before I had cable, when Figure Skating was the only masturbation option…and since the girls stay the same age…and the costumes get sleazier…it’s only natural for me to still love every second of it..

That’s why I am glad we’re tracking Olympic erotica in the forum…TO SEE ALL THE OLYMPIC EROTICA CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Moment of the Day

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Izabel Goulart kills the instagram game with her fitness videos of herself doing really interesting sex poses…pretty much simulating sex in motions that she pretends are for fitness…something that may happen at the gym but I wouldn’t know because the last time I was in a gym I was asked to leave for locking myself in a the ladies locker room…it’s a fetish…

But seriously, watching this makes me want to get into the gym, even though I know I’ll be greeted by fat lazy people, and not supermodels…but I have a feeling the more instagram happens, the more fit people get celebrated, the more the world will see why we like skinny people, and the less pigs like Lena Dunham will end up on TV…it’s a positive move….

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2014

10

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Solid Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey may be old but she still brings it to the fucking stage and by bringing it I mean her ridiculous tits that her tween gold digging husband probably encourages her to bring to the stage so that his friends go “holy shit, your mom has huge tits, you lucky bastard”…and not “dude you married Mariah Carey, that bitch was hot in 99″….because as we all know if you focus on the one asset you know you have…like massive tits or a round ass..it makes the rest of you negligible…

I still like her better when she had lost her mind, was on sucide watch, before babies and family and Nick Cannon moved in on her to trap her into what she assumes is love…but I mean..she’s still got it going on…at least in terms of huge fucking tits…which counts for everything…I mean I don’t even think it matters if she sang…or if she can sing…she’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and even more HERE

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2014

10

Feb

Mom Shaming Her Daughter for Sexting of the Day

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When your mom speaks like this, and public shames you like this, while threatening to beat the shit out you, you’d pretty much expect to grow up a stripper, single mother, criminal…

I don’t think quoting the bible, memorizing the bible…will save this one…or really anyone…but it’s funny to watch…I don’t know if it’s th internet fuckin’ kids up or their ghetto upbringing…

Either way…funny.

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2014

10

Feb

Christie Brinkley Bathing Suit at 60 of the Day

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Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense…

I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…

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2014

10

Feb

Valentine’s Day Message of the Day

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I don’t know why, this made me laugh, but it did..I like to think it has to do with angry white trash and some weirdo tormenting him to make him more angry…it’s the little things..

Sure it’s not as good as vintage racist Valentine’s Day cards for valentines day but I think it’s modern, relevant and more importantly, a pretty solid romantic message of love to send to friends…

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2014

10

Feb

So Many Tits in W Magazine March 2014 of the Day

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Lara Stone, Rita Ora, Milla Jovovich, Miley Cyrus, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr & Ciara….so many tits…Jourdan Dunn, Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lais Ribeiro & Edita Vilkeviciute…so many tits….tits…on tits..on tits…

Now I don’t get excited by any of these things, I don’t care about models, or money, or really anything, but this is just a whole lot of model action that it’s hard to consume and digest…it’s just they shot so many girls in black and white…that it’s almost too much for one magazine to handle…and far too much for one post from an ignorant asshole who appreciates that models aren’t fat but really doesn’t care either way…to comment on…

I guess more is better, good job W Magazine.

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