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2014

06

Feb

Anne Hathaway Cameltoe of the Day

Apparently these Anne Hathaway’s favorite spandex pants… SHE’S WORN THEM BEFORE maybe that’s why her pussy keeps eating them…it’s like that motherfucker can’t get enough of them…maybe they are a movie producer or the people at the Academy who voted for her win…you know rub that pussy all over that shit…because all I see is camel toe….

Stinky….

You’d think at her level of celebrity, she’d never bee seen in the same pants jacked up her cunt twice…

Maybe she is just like one of us…a slob like one of us…a stranger on the bus…no, she’s Anne Hathaway.

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2014

06

Feb

Hannah Ferguson is the New Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a virtually unknown model, with a pretty non existent following, that we can assume was created by Trump, her modelling agency, who imported her from her Military parents in Texas, and groomed her to be one of his money makers, by lending her to Sports Illustrated to be one of their Rookie’s of the Year, a picture they put out to generate some buzz about their magazine…because that is the kind of press money can’t really buy, it’s just good old fashioned media manipulation…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…because you’ll be seeing more of her, not that it’s a bad thing.

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2014

06

Feb

Gisele Bundchen for Porter Magazine of the Day

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I feel weird looking at all these moms…it reminds me of all those failed masturbation attempts in the Starbucks bathroom after watching one too many girls order a latte…oh no, I feel more weird about the fact that she may have been born with testicles like she was Hilary Clinton….

I am surprised this mom is still modelling, but she looks better and more feminine than ever. maybe the baby making jacked up her estrogen, maybe being 100 years old slowed down her metabolism, maybe it doesn’t matter, but what does matter is the questionable belly button and the possible reasons for it…was she born that way, was that where they did her sex change from, so many unanswered questions…who cares.

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2014

06

Feb

Dana Wright Hot and Grimy for American Apparel of the Day

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Dana Wright is my friend…

I’ve met her on at least two different occasions. We have each other’s numbers. We are on each other’s facebook and I like to think we hit it off in a way that was on some higher level spiritual shit…I am talking soul mate shit that will involve me being invited to all her birthday parties, weddings, abortions, all night dance parties…and naps…maybe she’ll even let me watch her have sex, both anal or vaginal, protected or unprotected, with scrubby hipster dudes and people in bands a like…because that’s what friends who met twice do…and even if it doesn’t happen…I have her grimy unphotoshopped American Apparel pics…that are raw as fuck…and totally representative of how dirty she can get…but not as representative of how dolled up and glamorous she can get…but still fucking perfect enough to jerk off to…

I am a fan. I would like her autograph. Via a glory hole….with her cum dripping off my face…that stains my shirt…so I never forget.

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2014

06

Feb

Izabel Goulart Does Squats of the Day

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Izabel Goulart has a hard face…but more importantly a hard fucking body that she works on everyday and produces videos of to either promote her qualities and her “good” or marketable parts…or maybe it’s to promote fitness to young girls who think models are just born this way and don’t work at it via working out or doing tons of drugs and starving themselves…but I like to think she’s promoting men using social media for masturbation purposes…because that’s all I see going on here.

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2014

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count..

So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention…

Either way, I am into it.

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2014

06

Feb

Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day

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I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN…even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs…

Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version…

I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…

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2014

06

Feb

Rita Ora is Proud of her Spandex Pants of the Day

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Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something..

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2014

06

Feb

Martha Hunt for Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week..

Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…

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2014

06

Feb

Dude Gets Slammed by a Snow Plow of the Day

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It’s winter motherfuckers…and this is just one of the friendly reminders from the overpaid snow removal staff that it fucking sucks…I guess they figure if they are out in the cold shovelling snow like idiots, you should suffer too, because the seasonal depression, weight gain and hibernation because your life fucking sucks and you’re freezing isn’t enough…

I can relate to this video.

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