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2014

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided the best place to creep on girls is the dog park – early morning – when you don’t have a dog with you – but pretend you do – while making small talk about the neighbourhood and how dog friendly it is as you pet and call a dog that isn’t there…to make it more convincing…bring a leash and collar and really act convinced there’s a dog…you will definitely get numbers…

Here are some morning links…

Some Celebrity Couples Bullshit..
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Indie Movies You Need To See Before You Die….
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Today in Selfies…
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The Beyonce Pizza GIF
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Miley And Madonna’s Horrible Mash Up
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Some Chick Named Katelynn Ansari in a Bikini
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Best News Bloopers of January
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

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2014

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about drinking all day…is the memories I will probably forget…like trying to get this fat chick to join my nudist colony in the bar bathroom…a fat chick…who’s vagina…I couldn’t find…it should be in the DUI test the cops give…”find her pussy”…if you have one too many…it doesn’t exist…maybe just maybe she’s what barbie was modelled after….

Here are some stepLINKS…

More on the Naked Chicken Fapper
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Girls With Ridiculous Booty
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Lea Michele in Pink Leggings
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Selena Gomez Belly Spilling Out of Her Pants
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Raning the Sports of our Youth…
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Taylor Swift Gets Attacked at the Grammys
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Selena Gomez is Confused
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Danica Patrick Finally Wins a Race
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Seriously…Don’t go on the Ferry
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Selena Gomez Cleavage!
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Guys Guess the Price of Bras
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Amber Heard Wears the Pants
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Amy Willerton’s in a White Bikini
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Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Cleavage
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Sexercise Workout Designed to Improve Health with Sexy Moves
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Harry Styles Demonstrating How he Fucked Taylor Swift
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Tiffani Thiessen Getting Her Ass Grabbed for her 40th Birthday of the Day…
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Cruise Ship Timelapse…
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Rachel Wilde’s Panties on the Red Carpet
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If you Choke on a Hot Dog – You’re an Idiot
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Irina Shayk’s Ass is Magical in a Bikini
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Her name is insane – Ksenija Selivanova – But She Looks Awesome Nude…
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Lacey Banghard Topless
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Sienna Miller on the Cover of Esquire
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Everyone Who Has Ever Sang the National Anthem at the Superbowl
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Cat Fights the Mail Man
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Slutty Greek Celeb of the Day
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Snowmobile Fail
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The is the Best Full of Shit Quote By Lea Michele Ever
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First Look at the new Ninja Turtles
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Hipster on a Unicycle on a Treadmill
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Helen Flanagan E-Cigarette Smoking in Leggings….
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Miley Cyrus Throwback Nipple of the Day
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This Fatty Isn’t Very Clever…
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Naya Rivera’s Trying to be the Next Kim Kardashian
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15 Stock Photos You Can’t Really Explain
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Christina Aguilera All Skinny Now…
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Snowmobile Fail
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Sabine Jemeljanova Titties for Page 3
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20 Fun Facts About North Korea
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Andy Roddick Pretending to be Jay Z…
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Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams
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The 18 Best Grilled Cheese Recipes Ever
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Tattoo Shop Fail…
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Why Are Skinheads So Angry?
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Irina Shayk’s Posing at an Event…
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Heidi Klum Big Mom Tits…
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Hot Girls Doing Hot Yoga Poses
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The School of Architecture….Fail
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The Dude Who Gave His Girl Abortion Pills – Goes to Jail for 14 Year
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The Best Quality Toys You Will Put in and on Genitals
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best Quality Amateurs Masturbating in one Place
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Bieber was a Cam Girl
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2 Girls Public Flashing
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Catie Minx has Hot Asshole
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Gianna Michaels Huge Tits Strip in a Bed
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Stacey Poole Topless at the Beach
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Banana Fucker…
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Girl Masturbates on a Train
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Dirty Breakfast Club!
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Jan

Nina Agdal Killin’ it in Terry’s Studio of the Day

Nina Agdal’s pushing her brand as hard as she can because she knows that it’s her turn to cover SI Swimsuit, and this year she’s up against a lot of competition, because it’s the 50th anniversary, and they’ll probably do one big happy family photo of all the models from the past til now, pushing Nina to the back burner yet again…and even if they don’t do that, she’s up against a much hotter Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski, as well as blue collar crowd Favorite Kate Upton….and the fact that I am talking about a cover of a magazine that doesn’t matter, like it does matter, makes me feel as vapid as these dumb model bitches, because in their world it’s all that fucking matters to them…when in reality they should just be rollin’ through Terry Richardson’s studio more regularly cuz this is the hottest off see this one…normally she looks semi-retarded…in a downs syndrome kind of way….

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2014

29

Jan

Mom Sienna Miller for Esquire of the Day

I didn’t realize that Sienna Miller had a baby, last I heard she was dating Jude Law, who she cheated on with Daniel Craig and the whole thing is way too UK trash polluting American soil to really bother with…

You know, foreigners stealing our acting jobs, while pretending to be Americans by masking their accents is some confusing as fuck bullshit…

If you really sat back and thought about it…Sienna Miller isn’t really all that hot or amazing at acting, to me she’s just some hipster looking bitch from my generation, who partied a lot with the right people and rocked a stylish bush and a willingness to suck dick…but that doesn’t mean she should be taking jobs from American girls, while playing American girls in movies…when not an America girl…

Not that that matters, she’s gone back to the UK, and virtually disappeared…until today…when she’s on the cover of Esquire…in panties…in pictures we can all pretend aren’t her as a mom…

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2014

29

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

29

Jan

Martha Hunt in Free People Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day in some romantic and lovely shoot that stars a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret like some kind of hooker…unless of course Vicotira’s Secret owns all the under factories in Bangledesh and the success of all underwear helps their bottom line…ultimately, who cares as long as it gets girls in their underwear….

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

29

Jan

Hot Mom Dancing in the Kitchen of the Day

This is probably an old video, but it’s one that all you married dudes can fantasize over…you know that you married a girl who retained her figure but more importantly, who is happy in this shitty life…and who dances around the kitchen while doing normal wife things…not knowing she is being filmed…while being cute as hell when she does realize it…

You see I am not into married chicks at all, sure I fuck em, but their general demeanour depresses me…and moms, I mean moms are some of the angriest bitches around…all tired and not as hot as they used to be…but this women, she’s just a victim of her surroundings, you know the suburban plague of getting married because that’s what you do…but she just rolls with it and I find it inspirational…and you should use this when trying to find a wife of your own…because at least with a good wife…your shitty life will be better…it’s a mistake I realize I made everyday I pray my wife chokes on her sandwich…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is starting to get over exposed…you know talked about too much, celebrated too much, up on some Kate Upton shit, but luckily for us, she’s not Kate Upton because Kate Upton is a fucking monster with a Muppet body…sent to confuse the world, but rather some interesting face, who is just trying to use her tits as a model to get more exposure to become an actor…something I am sure will happen, because this is her time to shine…and something I will fully support because I have a soft spot for this girl…she’s managed to do nude modelling in a way that other trashier girls have did Playboy in the 90s…you know to build a real career…and sure she doesn’t message me anymore or respond to my love letters…but that doesn’t mean the love on my end has or ever will die…these types of things are eternal…and here she is for some Clothing company…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

29

Jan

Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui & Emily Osment on Set in Bikini Tops of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Haley Joel Osment are on set in a bikini…and they posted it to twitter and shit’s not very magical at all…they should be scissoring – provided Haley Joel got the chop and isn’t just a tucker…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui