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2014

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t watch the Superbowl, I watched Dirty Dancing, because ladies, that’s the kind of sweet and sensitive man I am…

The fact is, Patrick Swayze dancing with a girl with a horrible face because she’s rich, is less gay than Bruno Mars…

I did like this dude protesting 9/11 like it was 2002…I would have rather seen someone protest the Vietnam war…would have been equally relevant…

I didn’t like the news Philip Hoffman died of bad heroin, he was one of the few actors I liked seeing in movies, even if he was still an actor and by default a self involved cunt in their personal life…I didn’t know him, but he was a father of 3 kids who will grow up without a dad, meaning he chose heroin over them, and as addicted as he was…he shouldn’t have been that weak…certain things take priority.

If you are in the east coast and addicted to heroin, be careful, shit is cut with some pain killers than actually kill…

Tan Mom’s Amazing See Through Dress
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Here’s Some Big Titties To Celebrate Big Titties
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Woody Allen’s Daughter’s Sexual Assault Claims are Pretty Intense…He is a Weirdo Artist, They Do Weirdo Artist Things…But Maybe She’s Just Jealous He Married her Sister and Not Her…
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Here are some Facts on the Case…if you Care
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Prince on New Girl – Weird
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The Trailers from the Superbowl
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7 Tips for Surviving Work the Day After the Superbowl
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Messing With Superbowl Fans
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19 Animals in a Staring Contest
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Last night, I saw a girl squirting under her desk at work, while office people walked by her…on this Site…Seriously.
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2014

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about public transportation is not licking the pole, but rather the Jesus freak screaming Jesus shit at everyone, trying to accomplish some random shit that makes me think a good ass fucking will cure…cuz as you know…Jesus freaks are the best at anal because God likes to keep them Virgins..

Who cares…Here are some links…

Helen Mirren Twerks
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Kids Dressed Up as Celebrities from the Grammy Red Carpet – Weirdness
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New Captain America Poster for the Virgins.
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Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luther
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms
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Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow
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This Looks Like People Having Sex…
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Jordan Carver is the Whore of the Day
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Pink’s Acrobatic Tour…
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AMazing News Story of the day
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Alice Goodwin’s Big Titties
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Jordan Carver’s Stupid Huge Tits on the BEach
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10 stories that prove Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world
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Girl Reacts to Baby Brother’s News…
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Paz de la Huerta Covered in Blood for Nurse 3D
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Alysha Nett for Some Ink Magazine
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Miley Cyrus Looks High As A Fucking Kite
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Tractor Fails
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Phil Collin’s Daughter is Boring
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Weird Baby in Your Tits Shirt
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Diving at Dean’s Blue Hole
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Rob Ford Getting Tickled is Amazing
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Naya Rivera in Cosmo Latina
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Miley Cyrus About To Get Donkey Punched
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Maryna Linchuk’s Awesome Boob Fondle
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Lily Allen for NME
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Lily Allen for Elle UK
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Unconscious Skydiver Rescued!
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Mistress Sue on Anal
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Kanye Doesn’t Want his Kid on TV
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Emily Didonato for some Bullshit
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Lohan Loses Her 75,000 Dollar Coat
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Georgia Salpa Hot for FHM SPain
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Dax Shepard Offered Tom Arnold his Sperm
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Emily Ratajkowski Paparazzi Pics
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The Producers on Lohan’s New Movie are Coke Smugglers
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Shay Laren – Naked Pin-Up Babe
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Public Masturbation
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College Coeds, Springbreaks, Out of Control Parties…
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Hot pics of playmates and bikini models you can actually date  – ? GO

Crazy Fetish Whore!
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Miss Teen Colorado Runner Up in Porn
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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2014

01

Feb

Renee Olstead Amazing Big Titty Nip Slip of the Day

My friend Foetus la Platain sent me these pics earlier, but I was too busy working real nipples to bother with some Renee Olstead chick you probably haven’t heard of, but who was fat and busty, until losing weight and leaking nudes a few years ago, putting her on the map and getting her to whatever level of fame she’s at, a level I call paparazzi noticing her when her nipple is hanging out of her weird corset top…it’s a good old fashion nip slip that I assume happened when she took this off to pee and put it back on wrong, and by that I mean, that she did on purpose to get people to talk about her.

here are the pics…they work for me.

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2014

31

Jan

Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for Jessica Simpson Brand of the DAy

Apparently Jessica Simpson in a bathing for her billion dollar Walmart brand is a big deal…everyone is talking about it…

I think isn’t big on so many levels…from the amount of hours that went into the photoshop retouching…to the actually weight of each of her tits…to her hip to waist ratio…that when out of shaping bathing suits and while standing next to young hot babes you realize just how big she is…

Not to mention, the fact that she heads a billion dollar brand…is as confusing to me…as the fact that I am trying to masturbate to these pics…I mean maybe because they don’t even look like Jessica Simpson anymore…

All I know is skinny is better.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

31

Jan

Courtney Stodden is a Fucking Dream of the Day

I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives…

So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck…

I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist…

But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

31

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s is Topless in Love Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this topless picture on twitter promoting an upcoming issue of LOVE MAGAZINE …that she claims is going to redefine the beach babe shoot…which is pretty much saying a lot considering she’s a beach model who has been beach modelling and making more than other beach models for the beach modelling…but then again English isn’t her language and maybe she’s just trying to say “Anything is better than those Victoria’s Secret bastards who won’t let me escape their contract”…you know a coded cry for help…that we are all ignoring because we are blinded by her naked back and strategic toplessness…

Either way….a hostage to a billion dollar brand or not…she’s good.

TO SEE SOME BEHIND THE SCENES PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINIS FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

31

Jan

Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Like a gay man working on getting fit enough for his HIV ridden South American import he’s trying to get a work visa for…I have done a spinning class once…and I did survive…

My motivation…was to be locked in a room with sweaty babes in tight clothes…

What I experienced was not so many sweaty babes in tight clothes…but more fat chicks trying to be sweaty babes pig in the city….and at least one of them kept farting…

What I didn’t experience was proper heels and tight dress apparel like Kylie Minogue brings…

Kylie Minogue may barely exist since the cancer, but shit…she still brings it.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

31

Jan

Rihanna and Shakira’s Lesbianism of the Day

Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker…

What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…

Posted in:Rihanna|Shakira

2014

31

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Yoga Ass in Pants for Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is a Sports Illustrated bikini model who probably should have been a mail order bride, or cam girl, but who crawled through the Siberian mountains, by way of some pro athlete’s dick…so that the would could celebrate her as a classy lady…even though you know she’s got a real dark side, that’s how she escaped, using her looks and that kind of hustle, makes her better than all the other Soviets who have been abducted and work cam rooms in the basement…

She may even be a cover girl this year…of a magazine that may not really matter but that is hugely popular and hugely american…better than marrying some fat dude in the midwest for a passport…and she may be the one who got away, but she’s also one of the hotter models out there, and I like looking at her ass in Yoga Pants…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

31

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Underwear for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook has tits…but so do pretty much every girl except maybe cancer survivors and a few flat chested girls who are just nipples…but unlike every girl…she’s packaged them into a money making business…and while pushing 40…she’s managed to be in movies, sure shitty fucking movies, she’s managed to start her own businesses, and she’s managed to get paid and live a celebrity life…all because of a willingness to show off massive tits…making her pretty much a hero, or leader to young girls everywhere…fuck all these athletes and Olympians….and fuck all these CEOS and educated girls…but more importantly fuck these big titty models who blind us with their tits then steal our fucking money without even realizing it…fuck them..if not with your penis, then with your mind, because when as a man you should instinctively want to fuck everyone…no evidence….especially these fertile ones…

Posted in:Kelly Brook