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2014

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman…

Pete Seeger is dead…

And I fell in love at McDonalds getting coffee…with a round ass in a pair of leggings…I don’t know her name…but the bitch who owned her had a pretty shitty attitude…

That’s the kind of morning it’s been…

Michael Jordan’s Son has a Fat Ass
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Some Old as Fuck Housewife in a Bikini
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The Most Insane Dunks of Vince Carter’s Career
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How to Move a Car in Russia
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10 Superbowl Facts…
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If the Cable Guy in Porn was from Time Warner
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What Cities of the Future Will Look LIke
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Best Deal Ever
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

Girls in Slutty Clothes!
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The hottest thing I’ve seen in a while…is 18 year old buying a pregnancy test and you could tell it was her first time…

I saw her wondering the aisles, looking to buy random things, like you probably did the first time you bought condoms to jerk off with since you’re still a virgin, and for some reason, the whole thing was ridiculously cute…

I wanted to congratulate her, seeing as people normally really want to be pregnant, or really don’t want to be pregnant, I figured, her UGGS and leggings means..she was the latter…

But it was still amazing…here are some stepLINKS

THIGH GAP EVERYWHERE
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Katy Perry Tits Live
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Sesame Street Rapper – Texted a Real Rapper – Saying He Deserved the Grammy
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Hilary Duff Fat Arms
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25 Tweets About the Grammys More Interesting than the Grammys
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Taylor Swift in a Tight Dress
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Yari is Some Slut with Big Fake Tits in the Pool
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Tattoo of a Girl With Big Boobs…on a Male Boob
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Meanwhile in Russia – Compilation Video
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The Funniest News Story of the Day – Girl Gets in a Fight after Someone Laughs at her Queef
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Other Funny News Story – Opera Singer is Out of Work after Surgery Because She Can’t Sing Without Farting
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15 Selfies!
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Selena Gomez – No Bra
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Today in Police Brutality
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20 Celebs with the Highest Net Worth
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Kerry Katona’s Nipple is the Scariest thing You May See Today
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The Apple iWatch
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Hot Fit Girls!
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Horsehead Mask Photobombs the News
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Pornstar Christy Mack Offers You a Blowjob
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Kate Upton Big Cleavage
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Idiot Getting Hit By a Train
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Rihanna Deep Cleavage Dress
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Anna Kendrick’s Titties and Busted Face
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Yoko Ono Casts a Black Magic Spell
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Jessica Alba Pokies
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Courtney Page Topless in Some Shit Called Adult Quest Live
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Pharrell as Smokey the Bear
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Ariana Grande in a Dress….
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Olivia Munn VS Pokies
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Breaking – Fab – WTF
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All The Nudity on Cable TV Found in One Place
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Jager Bomb Funnels Are Awesome
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Arby’s VS Pharell was the Highlight of the Grammys
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Girls in Sports Bras
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Shaved Teen Girl Pussy!
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Amateur Mile High Pussy Rub
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Spread that Pussy
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Some Chick Gets Naked in an RV
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Pink Dildo!
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Cute Girl Masturbates
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Amateur Lesbians
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Topless Chick Named Yara Topless
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You are Never Tooo Old To Play with Barbie Dolls!
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Jan

Gisele’s Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

I have made fun of Gisele over the years for being a Brazilian Tranny…a storyline that makes so much sense on so many levels, I could do a top 10 reasons why Gisele could be a tranny, and I will..

1- She’s from Brazilan, tied with Thailand as the number 1 tranny producing nation.

2- She’s got fired from Victoria’s Secret…they don’t like their models to have dicks

3- She’s married to a pro athlete, who spends a lot of time in the locker room and can fuck anyone he wants…except dudes, that would kill his career, but trannies…that shit is grey area

4- She bounced back from her pregnancy so aggressively and fast, that I feel she adopted kids and it was just a pregnancy suit…they use them in movies all the times she’s have access..

5- fine I don’t have a top 10 reasons why she’s a tranny, but I do know that her dude-like genetics have allowed her to carry into her 30s with a rocking’ fit, lean, good body she’s rocking’ on the paddle board..making me a fan…but in my defence..as long as the tranny has tits, it’s ok to fuck em…I mean even if they don’t it’s ok to fuck em…Macklemore would encourage you, since it’s good for business…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele

2014

27

Jan

Sadism for Fetishisms Manifesto of the Day

Fetishisms Manifesto Presents: Sadism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo.

Photographer and Director Jonathan Leder, who brought the world Emily Ratajkowski before the world knew who Emily Ratajkowski was…before Emily Ratajkowski knew who she was, or what her big titties that needed to be shared with the world was…released another video in his amazing new erotic book/magazine FETISHIM MANIFESTO …that does vintage erotica well…and that excites me because vintage erotica has actual substance to me, rather than just close up videos of dick penetrating vagina…it’s hotter, better, and I love Jonathan Leder’s style…he does good…so support.

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Jan

Britney Spears Mom Tits in a Sweater of the Day


Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

27

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Mom Tits for Instagram of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian probably had another baby, I mean that’s what farm animal looking bitches do, they just shit out litter after litter…at least that’s what I am assuming happened because she’s only posting pics from her nipples up, because I assume she’s milk filled and loving it, but not so keen on the rest of her stretched out broken body, you know cuz she is a Kardashian, and even the hot ones have evil blood running through their veins…but tits are tits…so look at em…and try to analyze why she wasn’t the one with the sex tape, while the other fatter one was…I mean if you have absolutely nothing to do with your time….which I am gonna make a safe assumption that you don’t….

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2014

27

Jan

Lena Dunham Nude Scene in GIRLS of the Day

Lena Dunham is a scary monster who gets naked on TV, for some crazy reason that defies all I’ve ever known about celebrity…or girls who should be allowed to get naked on TV…in what I call the Macklemore of programming…it’s like talk to the people at a level they can relate to emotionally…you know show them people as gross, or grosser than they look naked…because let’s just take the fantasy and glamour out of hollywood and TV, and feed it junk food, before shitting it out…

I mean, I’ve fucked some gross girls in my life, I’ve even jerked off to gross girls in my life, because I found it comedic, I guess this Lena Dunham is growing on me, just not as much as she’s growing in body wight..

She is the worst possible thing to see naked, yet she wants to be naked, and the idea she has boy problems, or even dudes who fuck her in Daylight, is just the fantasy of the whole thing I guess…that’s the wishful thinking for the fat chicks everywhere…not quite the fantasy I can get down to…but fat chick with shit tits in her underwear making money has to be something I Support even if it’s wrong…I mean I’ve been supporting fat hookers, strippers and desperate girls whether with money or some male attention for years…to turn my back on this monster, would be anti what I stand for in my low standard life…but in my defence I know she’s a fucking monster…I mean just look at her…what the fuck is that thing and why isn’t she in a snow suit…

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2014

27

Jan

Daft Punk without the Masks On of the Day

Apparently the general public is really interested in what Daft Punk looks like behind the masks, even though they are dudes, and more interesting to look at in well designed costume, than seeing their actual hair, 40 year old french asses in the flesh…so, I figured I would post it, because exposing masked people is always funny, even if the guys at Daft Punk, don’t actually care if they are exposed, their real names are available on their wikipedia pages, it’s not like this is a huge secret, it’s just branding and concept and keeps things interesting…you know they are early innovators in electronic music, and I think it was 1997 when they released Around the World that was all over MTV, that’s practically 20 years ago…not to mention…they make fucking electronic music, they are studio nerds, not fucking Axl Rose frontmen, even if they probably get more pussy than Axl Rose did….and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Daft Punk

2014

27

Jan

If the Cable Guy in Porn was from Time Warner of the Day

I don’t have Time Warner, I am from Canada, and we don’t have TVs, we just have ice sculptures and internet…but I can related to this Original Video …starring some girl I want to have sex with…pretending to have sex…with a Time Warner Cable guy as a commentary to how shitty customer service at these asshole big companies don’t give fuck about you, you’re not actually their customer, it’s like you work for them and they make it fucking hard, forcing you to jump through the hoops, never showing up on time, and giving you shitty advice….making this video pretty accurate, and funny in a you may not actually laugh out loud, but you’ll appreciate for it’s truths….

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Jan

Another Day – Another Rihanna Half Naked for Instagram of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, the world don’t rotate on its axis, until Rihanna posts a half naked picture of herself for no real reason…other than she likes posting half naked pics of herself…

I guess we can try to dissect her love of herself, the fact that she likes to see the likes on her pics blow the fuck up, when she is famous enough to post a pic of a fucking door knob, and have 200,000 idiots jump up and down and tell her how beautiful it is…meaning these half naked pics are totally unnecessary, but just an example of how much of a self involved cunt she actually is…

The stories about her range but are not limited to she was a child prostitute in Barbados, so posting a bikini is far less intense than sucking a 60 year old’s dick for a Roti…or whatever she was charging back then…

But instead of trying to figure out the puzzle of Rihanna, a bitch we don’t know, and never will know, who doesn’t have the talent to really carry her career, but luckily the general public are idiots…we can just look at her cries for attention…because I like when they happen…

Posted in:Rihanna