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2014

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may be developing an weird self involved complex like the rest of the world with their instagrams and selfies…not because I masturbate in front of the mirror on on video to watch later like so many girls I know…but because I get a boner every time I see a babe in a DrunkenSweatshop Shirt ….

Here are some morning links.

Eli Manning Not Being Recognized on the Streets
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Hot Mom Caught Dancing in the Kitchen
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Joe Biden Killed It at the State of the Union
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Everyone Who Has Ever Sang the National Anthem at the Superbowl
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Some Chick Named Julissa Bermudez in a Bikini
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Scariest Cheerleader Ever
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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10 Thinks You Should Know About Money
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Super Human Facts About Babies
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17 Annoying Things
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MILF Cages a Blonde Babe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am looking for love in all the wrong places…like the back alley behind the stripclub where the girls smoke…because strippers like porn chicks don’t know how to love..thanks to not having dads….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sienna Miller is a Cheating Whore
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Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Some Body Painted Photoshoot…
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Danica Patrick From Go Daddy Super Bowl AD…
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Kate Moss for Alexander McQueen
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Lookin’ Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt…
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The is the Most Gangster Way to get into Car
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Stefanie Knight Posing Like a Slut….Half Naked
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15 Careers Made at Sundance
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Bieber’s Girlfriend is Riding the Bieber Train to Panama…
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If Celebs were Normals
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12 Celebs who are Related
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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Ferne McCann in a Bikini
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EVIL Exercise Machine
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British People Try to Describe the Super Bowl…
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Jolena Forde is the funniest Bikini Pics You’ll See Today
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14 Startled Cats – Yes I Am Linking a Cat Post
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How to Move a Car in Russia
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Jennifer Akerman for Galore Magazine
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Guy Learns to Dance in a Year…
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I Like Ex-Child Hooker Zahia Dehar
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High School Homecoming Brings out her Dildo…
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Avril Lavigne Sucks in the Hollywood Reporter
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Who Would You Bang This Chick If The World Was About To End?
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15 Real Things that are Straight Out of Horror
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Funny with her big Stupid Tits
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When Did Selena Gomez’ Tits Get So Big
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through
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Barry Gibb and Jimmy Fallon Sing Everly Brothers
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Cristi Harris Naked in Night of the Demons
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Xenia Deli in Some Campaign – Hot
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Rihanna See Through And Braless. Again.
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Courtney Stodden Implants are Amazing…
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The Worst Bra Ever…
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Kate Upton for Cosmo Spain
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Hilary Duff Could Use A Titty Fucking
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Kimberly Garner’s Hot Fucking Body on the BEach
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Pauly Perrette is a Monster with Hard Nipples…
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Bitch’s Ass Is Eating Her Bikini
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Drunk Bum Can’t Defy Gravity…
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Tawny Jordan A Smoking Hot Brunette….
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I’m Not A Big Fan Of Taylor Swift. But I’d Still Fuck The Shit Out Of Her
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Selena Gomez No Bra – Hard Nipple
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Some Funny Only in Canada Pics
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Carmen Electra Big Tits,,,,
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Retro Porn Stars Knew How to Have a Good Time on Set
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Blonde Teen Three Fingers of Fun…
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

Russian Girl and her Vagina
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Cabin Big Titties
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Girl Fucks a Bottle…
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Redhead Rides a Dildo – Fun
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Jodie Piper Skinny Dip
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jan

Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit.

TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

28

Jan

Courtney Stodden just Won Twitter of the Day

I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

28

Jan

Isabeli Fontana Nippples for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, which to 30 year old women, will make them angry because they are in denial about being old as fuck, but can always look to Sofia Vergara for inspiration, since her sucking dick only really paid off for her by some fluke we call sucking the right dick, well into her 40s..not that all women care about being hot or desirable, I know fat as fuck slobs who can’t be vain just based on the number on the scale they are standing on….you know girls like Lean Dunham who could be 80 for all I know…she, despite being naked does exist…

That said, Isabeli Fontana’s claim to fame is doing Victoria’s Secret at 16…back when Victoria’s Secret were on some Roman Polanski get tweens in their underwear kick, cuz it’s a grey area and the only way we can take those kinds of pics legally…you know before sex offending was a real crime…and now she’s showing her nipples for Ukraine Vogue, in a shoot I think I may have already posted, because I can’t imagine Ukraine Vogue getting exclusive pics of a Brazilian model’s nipples…it just doesn’t make any financial sense at all..

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2014

28

Jan

Anne V for Esquire of the Day

When looking at these pictures of Anne V…I’d like to issue a little disclaimer…Adam Levine has had unprotected sex with her…and we can assume he came in her at least once…in all of her orifices….because when you’re a model…and you bag a rockstar who is on TV and worth a ton of money you usually try to secure that shit…or at least show him a good time so that he doesn’t leave you for 3 other models…but when you look like Anne V, I guess you can ignore most things about her vagina, like the list of men who have been through her, or if it smells or has herpes…you kinda just stare at her tall model body and run with it…

Posted in:Anne V

2014

28

Jan

Ashley Benson does Cosmo of the Day

I used to think that Ashley Benson was another one of those Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens type girl who doesn’t get paid very much, but worked for Disney making her easy to hire because Disney puts these girls through the ringer, telling them repeatedly that they are lucky to be there, and to smile harder, because millions of other girls would pay to be in their place, and this is the happiest place on earth factory so be fucking happy, don’t be a bratty cunt…only more low level…

I saw Spring Breakers and saw she was just as doughy as those girls, it’s some new generation, rappers like thick girls, fast food is the source of booty situations…and realized…I have no real opinion of her…she’s just sort of there…before hitting her instagram and seeing she’s on some slutty teen show all the teens masturbate to…based sex and bad high school behavior and realized she’s actually an icon…which I guess is why Cosmo is doing a photoshoot with her…that would be better if it was Hustler…or 18 and spread while being eaten out by old italian men like she was a slice of fucking pizza….it’s a niche magazine…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

28

Jan

Ashley Tisdale at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

People love Serial Duckface cuz it makes her nose job look better, Ashley Tisdale, which amazes me, because she’s not hot, or even relevant, despite what this red carpet event may make you think, hollywood is a lie, shitty movies happen all the time, buzz can get generated and girls like this, even without their new nose can confuse a nation into thinking she’s a babe…proving yet again that the general public are fucking idiots and just absorb everything they are told…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ASHLEY TISDALE on the red carpet you can CLICK HERE …but this Awkward Movie, named after everything Ashley Tisdale, one those should be straight to DVD numbers, that does get into theatres because the audience is getting dumber and dumber, had a bunch of other tweens at the event, like this one with the big tits named Addison Timlin, who I think prefers to go by her street name…TITS….

To see more of them CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

28

Jan

Amber Heard for Jalouse of the Day

Amber Heard is in the recent issue of Jalouse looking like a dirty greasy cock choking pig…which is something she probably is, at least in the eyes of Vanessa Paradis who’s home was wrecked and kids are going to grow up all fucked up thanks to Amber Heard’s ability to seduce 50 year old men on movie sets…movie sets she’s only on because of ability to seduce…and by seduce I mean suck dick…and what it comes down to is that engaged to Johnny Depp, lesbian or straight, home wrecker, attention seeker or not..she’s pretty fucking hot…even when made to look like a greasy cock choking pig.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2014

28

Jan

Justin Biber’s Hilarious Music Video Pictures of the Day

Justin Bieber makes me laugh…this is him in Panama after being arrested for DUI charges, because like everyone busted for a DUI, they run off to Panama to shoot music videos, unless this is Panama Beach in Florida, which would probably make sense, but it doesn’t matter, he is a hero of our generation…and everyone may hate him, but it seems like girls still love him, because they know he’s got a 9 inch penis and is more man than 99 percent of you…and that is the biggest joke in all this…besides the fact that he has millions of dollars…and groupies throwing panties/ vag at him everywhere he goes…

Like Chantal Jeffries his new girlfriend who was with him when he got arrested and turned down 20k for an interview – to go to Panama with Bieber…follow the gold…dig dig dig…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Justin Bieber