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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day
Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day
Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day
Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day
Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day
Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day
Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day
Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day
Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2014

27

Jan

Sadism for Fetishisms Manifesto of the Day

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Fetishisms Manifesto Presents: Sadism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo.

Photographer and Director Jonathan Leder, who brought the world Emily Ratajkowski before the world knew who Emily Ratajkowski was…before Emily Ratajkowski knew who she was, or what her big titties that needed to be shared with the world was…released another video in his amazing new erotic book/magazine FETISHIM MANIFESTO …that does vintage erotica well…and that excites me because vintage erotica has actual substance to me, rather than just close up videos of dick penetrating vagina…it’s hotter, better, and I love Jonathan Leder’s style…he does good…so support.

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2014

27

Jan

Britney Spears Mom Tits in a Sweater of the Day

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Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Mom Tits for Instagram of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian probably had another baby, I mean that’s what farm animal looking bitches do, they just shit out litter after litter…at least that’s what I am assuming happened because she’s only posting pics from her nipples up, because I assume she’s milk filled and loving it, but not so keen on the rest of her stretched out broken body, you know cuz she is a Kardashian, and even the hot ones have evil blood running through their veins…but tits are tits…so look at em…and try to analyze why she wasn’t the one with the sex tape, while the other fatter one was…I mean if you have absolutely nothing to do with your time….which I am gonna make a safe assumption that you don’t….

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Jan

Lena Dunham Nude Scene in GIRLS of the Day

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Lena Dunham is a scary monster who gets naked on TV, for some crazy reason that defies all I’ve ever known about celebrity…or girls who should be allowed to get naked on TV…in what I call the Macklemore of programming…it’s like talk to the people at a level they can relate to emotionally…you know show them people as gross, or grosser than they look naked…because let’s just take the fantasy and glamour out of hollywood and TV, and feed it junk food, before shitting it out…

I mean, I’ve fucked some gross girls in my life, I’ve even jerked off to gross girls in my life, because I found it comedic, I guess this Lena Dunham is growing on me, just not as much as she’s growing in body wight..

She is the worst possible thing to see naked, yet she wants to be naked, and the idea she has boy problems, or even dudes who fuck her in Daylight, is just the fantasy of the whole thing I guess…that’s the wishful thinking for the fat chicks everywhere…not quite the fantasy I can get down to…but fat chick with shit tits in her underwear making money has to be something I Support even if it’s wrong…I mean I’ve been supporting fat hookers, strippers and desperate girls whether with money or some male attention for years…to turn my back on this monster, would be anti what I stand for in my low standard life…but in my defence I know she’s a fucking monster…I mean just look at her…what the fuck is that thing and why isn’t she in a snow suit…

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2014

27

Jan

Daft Punk without the Masks On of the Day

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Apparently the general public is really interested in what Daft Punk looks like behind the masks, even though they are dudes, and more interesting to look at in well designed costume, than seeing their actual hair, 40 year old french asses in the flesh…so, I figured I would post it, because exposing masked people is always funny, even if the guys at Daft Punk, don’t actually care if they are exposed, their real names are available on their wikipedia pages, it’s not like this is a huge secret, it’s just branding and concept and keeps things interesting…you know they are early innovators in electronic music, and I think it was 1997 when they released Around the World that was all over MTV, that’s practically 20 years ago…not to mention…they make fucking electronic music, they are studio nerds, not fucking Axl Rose frontmen, even if they probably get more pussy than Axl Rose did….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

27

Jan

If the Cable Guy in Porn was from Time Warner of the Day

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I don’t have Time Warner, I am from Canada, and we don’t have TVs, we just have ice sculptures and internet…but I can related to this Original Video …starring some girl I want to have sex with…pretending to have sex…with a Time Warner Cable guy as a commentary to how shitty customer service at these asshole big companies don’t give fuck about you, you’re not actually their customer, it’s like you work for them and they make it fucking hard, forcing you to jump through the hoops, never showing up on time, and giving you shitty advice….making this video pretty accurate, and funny in a you may not actually laugh out loud, but you’ll appreciate for it’s truths….

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2014

27

Jan

Another Day – Another Rihanna Half Naked for Instagram of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, the world don’t rotate on its axis, until Rihanna posts a half naked picture of herself for no real reason…other than she likes posting half naked pics of herself…

I guess we can try to dissect her love of herself, the fact that she likes to see the likes on her pics blow the fuck up, when she is famous enough to post a pic of a fucking door knob, and have 200,000 idiots jump up and down and tell her how beautiful it is…meaning these half naked pics are totally unnecessary, but just an example of how much of a self involved cunt she actually is…

The stories about her range but are not limited to she was a child prostitute in Barbados, so posting a bikini is far less intense than sucking a 60 year old’s dick for a Roti…or whatever she was charging back then…

But instead of trying to figure out the puzzle of Rihanna, a bitch we don’t know, and never will know, who doesn’t have the talent to really carry her career, but luckily the general public are idiots…we can just look at her cries for attention…because I like when they happen…

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2014

27

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s in her Bra on Instagram of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…

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2014

27

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

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The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters..

The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo….

BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS

Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

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2014

27

Jan

Crazy Husband Stabbing Wife Video of the Day

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I don’t think is a viral stunt, but it’s fucking crazy, even for someone who likes to hate on his wife…I don’t like seeing this shit, but I felt compelled to post it because it’s some serious random eye witness account of a dude who drove into a pole after doing coke and drinking with his wife, apparently hoping to kill them both but failing at that, so he chased her and stabbed her while some asshole filmed instead of kicking the motherfucker in the head…It’s not a beautiful video to wake up to…but it is fucking crazy…but still better than the scam that is the Grammys…

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