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2014

13

Jan

Jaqueline Bisset is the Viral of the Day

I don’t even know who Jaqueline Bisset is…but I do know that her speech is going viral, because I guess people know who she is, and care that she’s drunk and medicated, like everyone in Hollywood…except maybe for the obnoxious sober people who will tell you about how sober they are…

I am more into her CNN interview that I watched 30 seconds of and saw her yell at someone to wash her glasses…someone named Nicky…who I guess is her bitch…and that’s amazing.

I love drunk, washed up and Tired bitches…

Posted in:Jaqueline Bisset

2014

13

Jan

The Golden Globes Were Last Night of the Day

I am in Los Angeles, and like me, a lot of people in Los Angeles, don’t give a fuck about the Golden Globes or their bullshit parties you would think would put any other city in lock down.

If anything, the rest of the world cares so fucking much about these bullshit self righteous things, you know events to celebrate people who have already won, in movies that are generally pretty devoid of any artistic merit, that the perception is that it is a bigger deal than it actually is….I blame the media and you should too.

I didn’t crash any parties, I did get stuck in traffic cuz I took a wrong turn in front of the venue the event was at, accidentally, and I did watch 5 minutes of the bullshit to see that none of those white people thanked Jesus Christ their lord and saviour….

I saw the list of winners, they were all the expected choices, because I guess the Hollywood Foreign press is paid off by the same people, and really unless you were a winner last night and your career is going to turn the fuck around because of it, you have no real reason to care….

That said, the team in the stepFORUM did a round up of everything Golden Globes, so if you are into these over paid cunts in dresses thinking they are a big deal, you’ll love it.

Here are some Golden Globes Cleavage Pics to Round Up the Globes of the Golden Globes and the Parties…because the speeches and winners don’t matters..but the titties do….

Sofia Vegara

Vanessa Hudgens at Some Party – There’s No Way She Was At the Awards….

Taylor Swift

Mila Kutcher

Heidi Klum

Kaley Cuoco

Kate Mara

Nina Dobrev

Jenna Dewan-Tatum

Kate Beckinsale…

Kate Graham – Booty is Globes Too

There are a hell of a lot more…so
CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE A MEGA GOLDEN GLOBES ROUND-UP…I AM TALKING 20 PAGES OF PICS FROM EVERY PARTY, RED CARPET, ALL THINGS GOLDEN GLOBES

Posted in:Goden Globes

2014

13

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Some Lingerie Pics of the Day

You wanna know what I like better than the Golden Globes? Rosie Huntington-Whitely in lingerie, because unlike the Golden Globes, these pics may be just as big of a Vanity project, you know her promoting her own line of panties cuz she can, cuz she looks good in panties and shit makes her money, but they don’t involve vapid cunts acting surprised, pretending like they don’t deserve the award, and running some shitty speech thanking people they don’t actually care about….

So that’s why I am posting this lingerie gold

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

13

Jan

Katharine McPhee Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Katharine McPhee is some American Idol garbage you may or may not have masturbated when your fat wife made you watch American Idol, before you lost your job intentionally so you’d have a good excuse to cut the cable, so that she would stop making you watch such shitty fucking TV shows, forcing you to do nothing but fantasize about bitches you would otherwise not know exist, instead of actually fucking girls in your life who do exist, like the Neighbor, behind your wife’s back, which is a lot more fun and exciting than jerking off to strangers…at least not strangers who don’t know you’re jerking off to them…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, I’m talking about public masturbation fool.

Either way, Katharine McPhee is in a bikini on the internet.

Posted in:Katharine McPhee

2014

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fail at Las Vegas.

I didn’t care that I was brought to the backstage VIP to party with Jermaine Dupri, or that the model I was trying to make love me, was ignoring me because she is dating Will Smith’s oldest son who choreographed danced to Jermaine Dupri’s DJ Set… I didn’t even know Will Smith had oldest kids, I thought he was full gay….

I didn’t pull random girls who did care about that backstage free drinking where they’d suck dick to be a part of it….I am way more into just watching girls in yoga pants in the grocery store…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombed Taylor Swift
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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30 Things People Do But Won’t Admit
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30 Pics of Celebs without Make-Up
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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9 Year Old Makes Insane Hockey Goal
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Big Titties!
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Dogs Carrying Sticks Through Small Openings
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that I am going to the Golden Globes/Porn Awards.

While I do that,

You can follow my lonely journey on INSTAGRAM

Here are some links…

Hilary Duff is Single
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Sarah Palin’s America Heels for the Foot Fetishists
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Daisy Lowe’s Rockin’ Tits
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Girls Taking Some Mirror Selfies
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101 of the Hottest Celeb Instagram Pics this Week
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Dog Steals from Toaster
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4 Amazing Ads for Used Cars
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Her Name is Kimber and She’s a Half Naked Slut with Fake Tits
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Song of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Denies Her Ass is Photoshopped for Instagram
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Pregnant Olivia Wilde
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Anastasia Ashley Still has an ass
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This is a First Date in Russia
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50 Pics to Get You Through the Weekend
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Anne Hathaway Wetsuit Pokies
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Dianna Agron’s Side Boob
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Weird Naked Gathering…
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Food Expectations VS Reality
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Maria Menounos Booty
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The 42,000 Dollar Cam Show
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Hot Ass Won’t Fit in Pants
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Bieber Egged a House
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Girls in Bikinis
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Miley For Marc Jacobs
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Emmy Rossum in a Green Dress
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400 Women Make a Great Wall of Vagina
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One of the Hottest Photoshoots You’ll See
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Baby Polar Bear WAlks for the First Time
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Mound is Now Called the Beaver Dam…
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Vagina VS BIg Dildo
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Clit Ring of the Day
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Russian Girl on Drugs Forgets Her Clothes
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Crotchless Pantyhose of the Day
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Behind the Scenes with Some Chick With Big Tits
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Down Blouse in Public
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Asian Girl Eats a Meal Fit for a Sewer
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jan

Tara Mackey’s an Amazing Model who Sings of the Day

Tara Mackey is an amazing model who you can INSTAGRAM …and she’s making moves with her music career…where she recently released a video of her singing an old jazz favorite, originally recorded by Billie Holliday called Strange Fruit, which is a dark song about Racism and lynching black people in the 30s…pretty heavy shit, but this girl carries it and even if you aren’t into old Jazz, like I am…or the 30s and 40s…you can probably appreciate how solid she brings it…but more importantly, how hot she looks bringing it…

I am a huge fan of her work and looking’ for more out of her…also if you google her name…you can see tons of nude modelling pics…which is pretty fucking ideal…for everyone involved…

Posted in:Tara Mackey

2014

10

Jan

Emma Watson’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Emma Watson is one of those creepy girls who you know a lot of virgin loser nerd sci/fi fantasy Harry Potter awkward people have jerked off to…even scenes of her in the first one…

YOu know there’s a guy out there who is all about that shit and who hates that she turned 18 and became legal because posts like this fuck up the years she was 10 for him….

While on the flip side, weird Potter fans who aren’t pedos, will love her til they day she dies because they have little going on and watched her grow up to be the woman she is…like a dad or big brother…but with more masturbating to her…

ALl I know is she’s on the beach with a boyfriend who will probably knock her up…but more importantly…that’s she got a massive fucking ass on her little body…thanks to genetically modified foods and I actually love it…that the first time I’ve been down with this girl, because unlike the rest of the world I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Watson

2014

10

Jan

Elsa Hosk Titties for 7 HOllywood Magazine of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who I think is from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls, doesn’t have huge tits, but has tits none the less that she’s willing to take pictures of for photographers in efforts to build her brand, even though she’s already booked Victoria’s Secret, and essentially is owned by them, and anything thing she does is probably strategic placement for them to increase her profile and continue selling unethical sweatshop made bikinis for far more than they are worth…

Who cares, when you can be distracted by tits…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

10

Jan

Britney Spears Proving the Power of Spandex of the Day

I guess Britney Spears is proving that Spandex is some space age fabric technology designed to do miracles, like every fat chick in Yoga pants who has their booty that is normally fat, sloppy and disgusting, turn all round and awesome…and from reason, I am not offended by this, even if Britney died to me before the K-Fed years and babies happened….Maybe I like big round asses in spandex…or maybe I like broken down, mental disorder moms who can generate millions in revenue when they are well past their prime…who knows.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears