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2013

12

Dec

Dianna Agron for Galore Magazine of the Day

Dianna Agron is from CSI NY, Glee and who the fuck cares what else, she’s 27 and a good old American actress, singer, model and dancer who can probably be confused with all the other 27 year old girls who pretend they are 18 thanks to hormones their stage moms fed them to sell them off to the industry…and now she’s doing Galore Magazine in her underwear because I guess it is time to reinvent herself and make a name for herself as a legit star..or maybe, just maybe, I have no idea what I am talking about because I Don’t care and feel like a pornstar who can’t get hard trying to write this post on garbage that doesn’t fucking matter.

Posted in:Dianna Agron

2013

12

Dec

Alyssa Miller is A Boring Catalog Model of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some girl who Sports Illustrated created thanks to dating the photographer’s son, probably a strategic move, like dating Jake Gyllenhaal, even though Gyllenhaal is gay, because you only live once and you might as well get as much exposure as possible..you know make the fucking moves when the opportunity presents itself, even if it requires using your vagina as collateral because otherwise some other girl is going to do it and get all that could have been yours…Get money, fuck bitches.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

12

Dec

Billie Faiers Big Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Billie Faiers has some silly tits…Now you probably don’t know who she is, because I don’t know who she is, and I have this very very very important website that is tapped into this world of girls who paparazzi take pics of…and I still had to google her…because this low level is from the UK and on some show called the TOWIE and she doesn’t matter, but her big silly tits do, at least when they are in a bikini…

She’s 23, has the botox and plastic surgery of a 40 year old mom and her rejuvenated vagina, and she’s in Dubai, probably being sold off to some rich Arab…who likes owning things that don’t look very expensive but probably think they are expensive….because that’s how trash girls like this are…they don’t realize they are garbage.

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Posted in:Billie Faiers

2013

12

Dec

Rockstar Daughters for Love MAgazine of the Day

Here’s Atlanta Bean, who I was standing next to the other day in Miami but she didn’t try to make out with me like most girls I stand next to because I guess she’s one of those “too cool”, “I’m in magazine Christmas Videos in my Lingerie” kind of girls…She’s the daughter of some UK rockstar I am not going to bother googling, we follow each other on twitter, and she may be my soul mate….my soul mate who you may not find hot so here’s Daisy Lowe…who is amazing because of all the emotional trauma that happens when your dad is Gavin Rossdale and your stepmom is Gwen Stefani, but they make you get a paternity test to prove it, before he decides to pretend to love your ass. Perfect level of daddy issue for me.

Posted in:Atlanta de Cadenet|Daisy Lowe

2013

12

Dec

Drai’s After Hours Shooting in Vegas Footage of the Day

This is a fucking crazy video that looks like it is out of a movie. I didn’t hear this story, because I don’t really keep on top of my after hour Vegas nightclub shootings, but a motherfucker got into a fight with the bouncers, pulls out a gun and smokes them….only to walk through the casino in full military mode…

Apparently, the guy who got killed was the one who jumped him from behind, reminding us all to never be a hero, or more importantly to never go to after hour clubs in Vegas, they attract bad people who don’t like cover charges….you know cuz at 5 am while one a booze and drug soaked bender…good things don’t always happen…and the worst in people…not just in vagina smells from all that dancing…shine…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about ghetto stripclubs isn’t the big balack naked girls willing to have sex for money, it’s the memories that we can carry on this journey that is life…you know the things you would write about in your memoir if you knew how to write….

Here are the morning stepLINKS….

Girls in Towels
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Nobody Leilani Dowding does Christmas
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The Golden Globe Nominees
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Misletoe Kissing Prank
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Babes Vs Camera Phones
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ELF in 8-Bit
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Girl Freaks when Baseball Player Touches Her
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These People Think Nelson Mandela was Morgan Freeman
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Mayor Ford Picture of the Day
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn NOW!!
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2013

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in florida…and I haven’t been able to afford the sex offered in every stripclub, so I settle for the old folks who come here to die…Widows with no idea what’s going on all drunk on the sun with a solid pension, big sloppy tits and holes, with a love of casseroles and baking, is where the magic happens…especially if they live in one of the trailer park retirement communities with a pool…cuz pools are amazing places to stare at girls in bikinis who frequent them…especially if you’re lucky enough to steal their clothes when they aren’t’ looking to sniff…

Here are some stepLINKS

So Much Booty
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Kelly Brook’s Big Titties for Instagram
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Kristen Stewart Making Sour Face
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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Hot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
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Elizabeth Banks….in Leggings…
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Babes and Camera Phones
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Briana Lee is a Trashy Bitch
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Dogs Playing in Snow
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Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M
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Kitchen Burnout….
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Candice Swanepoel in a White Dress
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Abbey Clancy Pants in Leggings
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Irina Shayk Posing in
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Facts About Beer
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Crazy Supercar of the Day
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Monika Jagaciak Topless
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Jada Pinkett See Through
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Tila Tequila Hates Jews…
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Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit Bikini Pics
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I’m so Into this Incest Camp
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Proposing to a Bulls Cheerleader
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Some Maxim Australia Pics
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Facts that Prove Wine is Magic
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The Dangers of Twerking
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46 College Party Fails
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Kanye West Rant of the Day
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Pregnant Emily Blunt
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Jewel Showing Tits…
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50 Best Christmas Specials
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The Hottest Splits Video Ever
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LeAnn Rimes Crying
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Irish Guy Describes a Typical Fight
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Rita Ora Shitty Upskirt
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Best Way to Find Love…Is with Sex toys
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Amateur Bitch Showing Off her Vag
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Some Big Titty Girl Posted her Fat Chick Past
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ANother Amateur Showing Off Her Vag
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Shoving Things in her Butthole
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Some Chick Topless in the Doorway
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A Girl Fisting her Ass
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Making Girls Squirt with Make Your Life Worth Living…
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GET CIGARS FOR THE HOLIDAYS HERE….
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Titties and a Hat for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Harper’s Bazaar and Miranda Kerr released these pics of her topless in Harper’s Bazaar the day after the Victoria’s Secret on purpose..because the Victoria’s Secret model who got fired for fucking Bieber last year….is an interesting storyline to milk, especially when she’s showing of her mom nipples Bieber came all over…or sucked on while calling her mommy because he’s one of those weirdo mommy boys who was sold by his mommy to Usher for sex and pop music leaving him all fucked up…but this isn’t about Bieber…or the girls he fucks because he is richer than god…even if that’s creepy as fuck to the average person who thinks he looks 12 and this Miranda Kerr is on some pedo shit.

It is about Miranda Kerr who keeps holding the fuck on…and if it involves model tits…it’s good enough for me….shot by Terry Richardson…Titties for Fashion…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

11

Dec

Irina Shayk Posing with Dogs of the Day

Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes…

I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes…

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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

11

Dec

Helen Flanagan Rings in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a babe and now she’s attached herself to PETA because PETA has good visibility for low levels to get as much impact for their charity that I am sure Helen Flanagan still appreciates because everyone loves animals, but is probably not all that committed to, because she’s trying to get as much exposure as possible, usually by exposing her tits…even though she was already on TV. She didn’t have to really show her tits to make it because she already made it…

It’s like she’s gone intentional low level fame whore doing low level fame whore things…but she’s wearing a Santa themed outfit….which is far more pornographic than when my wife puts on her Christmas sweat suit she wears every year that doesn’t fit and smells like assholes…it’s like keep your holiday themed seduction to your fucking self you pig…save that for girls like Helen Flanagan…

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Posted in:Helen Flanagan