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2013

10

Dec

Gisele Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Here’s some pics of what may be a tranny pretending she is breast feeding a baby she bought on the internet to keep up appearances and so she can continue to get model work into her 40s…unless of course she is actual a chick and her being married to a jock who fucks his teammates in the shower and her hard angular face is just there to confuse us…but not too much…because she’s usually half naked and girls who are half naked usually don’t have faces…

Well she’s one of those moms I love staring at in the coffee shop who feels the need to sharing their feeding with the world like some kind of exhibitionist hippie feminist freak so caught up in her own shit…that she thinks the rest of the world is into see it…you know she connects with her baby, thinks it’s a big thing, and shoves it down our throat like we were her baby and it was her nipple…and I am into it…

Breast feeding…and breasts in general are normal…there’s no reason why they should ever be contained in a bra or shirt and they should always be out in public…whoever decided that they should be clothed or that breasts and breast feeding is perverted or weird is in fact the fucking weird one…so girls, be like Gisele, baby or lactating or not and do this every time I walk by, the world will be a happier place…

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2013

10

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Inspiring Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a fit brazilian model I follow on Instagram because she has an an amazing fit ass like most girls into fitness and that ass flies into America every once in a while to do shit like the Victoria’s Secret infomercial because that’s the point of being tall and fit and a working model who probably makes over a million a year that goes a long way when you’re based back home in brazil…giving he time to promote her fitness one selfie for me to masturbate at a time..

Today, she posted some Victoria’s Secret fashion show shit, because that’s happening on TV tonight and I guess they are pulling every angle to promote the shit…that I won’t be watching because I hate supporting evil billionaire companies and their G-Rated lingerie…I’m more into watching Amateur porn….

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2013

10

Dec

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Bikini Pics of the Day

This just in…new Mom’s in bikinis…definitely not my fetish.

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2013

10

Dec

Helen Flanagan Big Titties for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is doing Christmas almost as well as I DO CHRISTMAS ….posing topless by the tree…like some kind of busty glamour model, because she is a glamour model, even though she was an actress on a TV show, which is essentially the same situation as if Jennifer Aniston quit friends to go do soft core porn, the UK version, which makes no sense and is dripping with daddy issues, but in her defence girls are all fucking jacked up on Daddy issues and craving male attention that the term daddy issues shouldn’t even exist, it should just be called having a twat.

TO SEE ALL THE NUTS HOLIDAY PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Pic to Instagram of the Day


I saw that Candice Swanepoel posted this nude pic to her instagram for 5 minutes and pulled it because I guess Instagram doesn’t like nudity, but more importantly the people handling her instagram, probably interns at Victoria’s Secret, didn’t want to lose their jobs for putting up the wrong pic…even though it got her more attention than Candice Swanepoel has had in a long time…and more importantly it gets people talking about Victoria’s Secret during the rush shopping time..

I forgot to post it, because even though I think she’s got a hot model body, I don’t really care when I see her naked…

She’s been naked before and the only way this old timer, desensitized asshole is getting excited by any of this shit is if my dick’s in her ass cumming to her anal eyes…

However, you’ll like it, because it turns out there are bigger perverts than me out there…and they will all be watching the VS Fashion show tonight with their wives, even though all the pics are available online…cuz it happened in november…and this is all a ploy to generate attention to it.

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2013

10

Dec

Emmy Rossum for Esquire of the Day

Not only does Emmy Rossum really not matter, because she’s a low level actress who is hardly hot….you know the kind of actor you shouldn’t even care about when she does a sex tape…so doing a “panty” shoot for Esquire is hardly interesting from her…the only reason anyone knows she exists is because she’s naked on TV every week, assuming her show is still on the air, so maybe she has a few creeper fans, I mean we all do, even me….but those fans are better off looking at her sex scenes on Shameless than this boring Esquire shit because at least you can kinda jerk off to simulated sex, while panties are just fucking dull…this is like bringing a girl home from the bar, and making her dress up in a snow suit for you to get off..it makes no sense…bitch gets naked, keep her naked…

Sidenote, she’s blocked me on twitter and instagram and that hurts my feelings…

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2013

10

Dec

Ashley Benson in her Panties on Set of the Day

Ashley Benson is some slob in panties…who pretends she is too good for Hollywood and above that whole thing, but she’ll whore herself out for any movie role or attention, by posting herself in panties, looking barely hot, but still in panties, while she films another movie, because I guess being one of the fat nobodies from Spring Breakers who was in her bikini despite being 20 pounds overweight opens all kinds of doors…

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2013

10

Dec

Pippa Middleton Booty of the Day


I had a dream about the Royal Family, it involved a lesbian sex tape between two sisters who the Royal family has let into their life because they were trying to diffuse the rumours that they are aliens sent to rule the world…rumours that I assume stem from Prince Charles’ ears. It’s my thing.

Well this is Pippa’s ass…and I have no idea why I am posting it…but I think it has to do with her silly name, but more importantly the fact that the sister of the future queen must have serious jealousy issues.

I know a girl who got molested by her dad and her sister hated her for it and had a complex cuz her dad didn’t molest her…she was the unmolested one, with the unmolested complex, proving that girls are competitive and always want to be the best…especially when it comes to sisters…making me think Pippa may be a wild one…on some kind of rebellious kick.

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2013

10

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Bikinis from a Distance of the Day

We call this “I’m too fat for people to see me from up close”…selfie that I probably photoshopped and didn’t actually selfie but rather had someone take of me…who I kept instructing to move further and further back to ensure getting in the scenery while making her imperfections…and she’s got a lot of them…seem non existent.

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2013

10

Dec

Gisele for Elle Brazil of the Day

Gisele Bundchen did Elle Brazil. I don’t know if these are some old stock photos of her, or if this is from a new shoot, but she looks less hard and manly than she usually does and I figure I’ll post it for old times, you know memories of what was once Victoria’s Secret catalog pics from years ago…that are pretty much the same as Victoria’s Secret catalog pics from today, just with different faces you don’t even notice cuz you are too busy staring at their little implants…

She looks good, despite being a mom and possibly being born with a dick. You can never be too sure with those Brazilans…

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