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2014

09

Jan

Miley Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

Who cares…it’s not the 90s anymore. When teen starlets flash their tits it barely makes a sound. No one fucking cares. But I am compelled to post it anyway…because I am stuck in the 90s…and so are the sweatpants I am wearing…that I bought in the 90s….all soiled and worked in proper…

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2014

09

Jan

Rosalind Lipsett Modeling Frankies Bikinis of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett , a model I follow on INSTAGRAM continuously proves that I made a fundamental mistake of basing my opinion of entire nation of women, on the girls I’ve seen at their pubs.

You see, I just wrote off Ireland as a place where bikini models grow, because of the fat white American chicks who get loud, drunk and who talk about playing rugby while drinking a pitcher of beer and listening to shitty classic rock music. You know the kind of pasty fat All American girl in her ill fitting jeans and shirt that’s too tight for her, who has fucked all the regulars in the place…

Making me think, Irish pubs are a horrible marketing tool for the Irish Tourism Board, because they really aren’t all that Irish to begin with, they are just strip mall shit that strip mall people go get drunk at.

While Ireland should make Rosalind their national flag, fuck Bono, this body is where it is at, because she brings hope to an entire nation, that the potato famine will end, and the sun will shine again….at least in these bikini pics where she’s golden and amazing…modelling these FRANKIES BIKINIS

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2014

09

Jan

Woman VS Meat Disgusting Challenge of the Day

I don’t know if this is a victory, or if this is sexy in any fucking way, but I do know some lesbian looking chick ate a 72 oz steak, in an era of vegans, especially in Hipster Portland where this went down….and she did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds…and the whole thing is fucking disgusting, yet a world record because before her the record was 6 minutes 48 seconds…making her some kind of meat eating hero…just not to people who like girls with any sex appeal, or people who find girls eating like pigs vile…I just like that this is considered an lifetime achievement in some woman’s life…

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2014

09

Jan

Dianna Agron’s Classy Cleavage of the Day

I have decided that I really like a busty girl in a blazer….Maybe this has something to do with me being from the 80s where I feel like this was one of the foundations of sex appeal…you know get a model in her shoulder padded double breasted sports tuxedo jacket with no bra…a look we’ve seen countless times before….but I can’t imagine the new generation, I’m talking people who actually know who Dianna Agron is, cuz I sure as hell don’t, don’t appreciate this outfit too…I mean shit girl, you’re at a luncheon not a fucking porn shoot…you attention seeking amazingly busty creature…

Whoever she is, I am a fan. Yes. It is that easy to win me over.

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2014

09

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Reading Material of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big fan of Amy Tan, so much so that she poses next to her book in a bikini, like anyone who knows how to read should be doing…Maybe we aren’t all doomed and that not all of the next generation of self involved, half naked, babes posting pics of themselves all day are illiterate retards, but some of these half naked, self involved babes actually know what a book is…

I am not really sure what body parts I am looking at, but like hooked on phonics, I endorse the “I read when I’m in a bikini – I am not just a vapid cunt – Selfie”…not that Amy Tan books aren’t for vapid cunts, it’s not War and Peace or some other enlightening hard read, but in this day and age seeing a girl read an archie comic would impress me.

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2014

09

Jan

Maria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day

Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…

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2014

09

Jan

Malin Akerman in her People’s Choice Dress of the Day

Apparently, the People’s Choice awards were on. I wasn’t really aware of this because I don’t care what the people think….I do however know that Malin Akerman’s dress is being talked about, I am not really sure why, I mean she’s just showing cleavage, it’s not like she’s causing a scandal jerking off her strap-on or doing something actually important or scandalous…I mean the fact that this is a thing is pathetic to me when there are real issues in the world that don’t involve moms showing their fake mom tits off at a shitty fabricated event that doesn’t matter…celebrating assholes who have already won…but I guess if you’re a virgin…this kind of thing excites you…while all I am doing is trying to see her implant scar…unless she doesn’t have implants which is totally possible…but that makes this game totally obsolete…

All this to say nipples need to be exposed to cause this much buzz…Tits or GTFO!


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Posted in:Malin Akerman

2014

09

Jan

Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jan

Kaili Thorne Bra and Panties in Bed for Instagram of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the rebel sister of Bella Thorne and some other Disney Sluts who are probably far sluttier than this one in their everyday life, but because of their success, she has had to be as slutty as possible in her social media to even get noticed, because unlike her sisters, she didn’t sell her soul to Disney, but thanks to her sister she’s gonna ride that family name harder than she was an aspiring actress riding Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock at an after party for his film premiere…which in case you didn’t know..is pretty hard…

I like her hipster artistic take on shit, it’s hot…

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2014

09

Jan

Scarlett Johannason Thinks She’s 1950 Hollywood Glam of the Day

Scarlett Johannason, a girl I think is overrated and underserving of her celebrity, has been cast in a few 1950s movies in her career, and I guess she’s taken that old hollywood vibe to heart, because as a fan of old movies, I agree, it was a better time for the industry, but more importantly for the actors…it was classier, even if it was more debauchery, because the media was in on it with the stars and everyone was fucking everyone while doing heroin and opium together…I mean sounds awesome to me…

But when I see Scarlett Johannason dressed like this on her way to Letterman, I find it funny, because it makes me feel like she’s not an actual star, but one on Hollywood BLVD taking pics with Asian tourists pretending to be Marilyn Monroe or some shit….

I guess what I am trying to say is…bitch…show more tits.

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