2013
18
Dec
I have been trying to get Claudia Romani naked in bed for the last year or so.
For those of you who don’t know, she’s the girl who is always showing off her round Italian butt in Miami in bikini paparazzi pics.
Well it turns out that our friends over at VENICE CHIC TV beat us to it and the good news is, I don’t mind eating his sloppy seconds…because Claudia Romani, whoever she may be and wherever she may be from, is just that good.
Posted in:Claudia Romani
2013
18
Dec
Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
18
Dec
Kelly Brook is so thick….yet she is posting videos of her showering with her friend…something I assume all girls do together…because the idea of girls comparing vaginas and tits is what I would do if I was a girl…and because it seems like something girls would do in their catty, hate each other while pretending to love each other, even though they are competing with each other for male attention way…and I am the one watching it, making a bigger deal than her hips, which are pretty big out of it…as she pushes 40 and I push my boundaries of acceptable weight for a girl I want to have sit on my face…because I guess we’re working together here, even if Kelly Brook doesnt’ know I exist.
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2013
18
Dec
Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit.
I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2013
18
Dec
Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old.
Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years.
That’s all I have to say about that.
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Posted in:Carmen Electra
2013
18
Dec
This video looks old…and looks like a viral video joke from another country…but being an ignorant North American, I am going to assume the tranny dick underwear to fight off rapists actually exists, but I would question how effective they are because when it comes to rape, you don’t really care if there’s a vagina, you just want to get up in it, and if it’s got a dick attached, that will usually make the rapist real mad, and turn what would have been an innocent rape into a murder…but it is still funny.
Posted in:Videos
2013
18
Dec
Gabby Harrington is some low level model I follow on instagram, because that is the whole point of instagram, it’s finding the new pussy that the industry hasn’t abducted yet, you know the girls who still model for free and are as hot if not hotter as the high paid models, who work hard to get noticed and increase their likes by posting ass pic after ass pic after ass pic and in Gabby’s case….legs and legs for days…and for some reason I like the young up and comers self starting and self promoting far better than the tired bitches with a high day rate and ego…they are way more fun to try to sext.
Posted in:Gabby Harrington
2013
18
Dec
Kate Moss did Playboy as part of their attempt to reinvent the dying magazine by taking a cue from fashion magazines and even Playboy Europe who have been “fashion porn” mags because fashion porn is hot…and the girls in fashion are better than the girls in porn..while still willing to get naked and show pussy cuz it is their job….and everyone cared…except me…because we’ve seen Kate Moss naked since the 90s, when she was at her prime…and even if I think she’s amazing, any 45 year old naked can only be so exciting, but I’ll still stare at her photoshopped legs for any and all campaigns…like this one.
Posted in:Kate Moss
2013
18
Dec
Maja Simonsen is some busty enough tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the Purple magazine blog, who decided to submit the pics and thanks to the internet, and not my love of uptight fashion magazines and the uptight people they cover who take themselves too seriously, but rather the fact that fashion is bullshit, but bullshit that tricks girls into getting naked, making it something I may not participate in, but definitely pay a bit of attention to, because young tall girl tits, under any circumstance, exposed for any reason, is good enough for me….
Posted in:Maja Simonsen|NSFW
2013
18
Dec
Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way.
If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…
Posted in:Videos
