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2013

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

THe best thing about fat white girls eating at the fried chicken restaurant talking about Victoria’s Secret panties…while sucking their greasy chubby fingers is pretty much everything….there is a level of failed at life that makes me feel like I am staring at perfection….

Here are some stepLINKS…

When Nature Attacks GIFS
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Some Chick Named Tracy ANderson’s Got Big Nipples
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NBC IS RUINING ROSEMARY’S BABY
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16 Interesting Facts About Beer
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Radio Taxi Prank
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Girls on Cam Doing Girl Things Like Getting Naked…
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Tramp Stamp PArty
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Godzilla Trailer
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A Girl VS her Clit Ring
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Maria Menounos the Mega Gallery
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Doctor’s Inject HIV into a Dying Girl
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Never Ending Specials
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Christmas Songs That Aren’t About Christmas
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PORNO! PORNO! PORNO! Emporium.
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2013

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Florida, and I thought that the Walmart was the most horrible place you could be in terms of quality bitches…but it turns out the real gold is found at the Dunkin Donuts next to the Walmart…where the crackhead Walmart shoppers go to fuel up…can’t wait for the hookers we find tonight…I am going to assume…they will be fucking bad…yet affordable…cuz remember if they aint got herpes they don’t matter.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Tanning Topless
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Britney Spear’s New Video
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Candice Swanepoel in a Red Dress
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BikinI Pics to Celebrate Emanuelle Chriqui’s 36th Birthday
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Lohan’s Cocaine Party…Obviously….Who Cares…
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Tulisa Cunt With a Shitty Fake Tan
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Kali Thorne Hot and Naked
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Couch Surfing Travel Site is Being Used for Casual Sex
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Relive 1994 in 13 Minutes
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Magician Turns Coffee into Coins
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Mila Kunis – Bridesmaid
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Jennifer Aniston Says She Had an Awkward Phase in her 30s
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Avril Lavigne CLeavage
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Angela Simmons in a Bikini
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15 Things You Don’t Know or Care to Know About Kim Kardashian
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Kimberly Kisselovich in her Lingerie…
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The 27 Hottest Blake Lively Pics Ever…
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Taylor Swift Showing Off Leg
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Florida Makes Weird People
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Obama Sings Jingle Bells
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12 Facts About Amazon
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Lives
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Johnny Depp Pantsless
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant in Workout Gear
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Britney Wants a Daughter
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Mid-Air Collision
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96 Rounds of a Mini Gun
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Trampoline Fail of the Day
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Nina Agdal Bebe
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Towel Head
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Breaking Bad Choose Your Own ADventure
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Lorde’s BF Causes Racist Meltdown with her Teen Fans
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Brandi Glanville in a Bathing Suit Says Racist Shit…
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Best Way to Find Love…Is with Sex toys
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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ADULT DVDs – VOD – GOOD TIMES –
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lingerie Striptease
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Girl Garden Hoses Up Her Ass
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Hot Babes Naked Together…
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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Girl Fucks Banana
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Deep Throating Shit is a Horrible Fetish…
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GET CIGARS
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Backstage Twerking of the Day

Cara Delevingne posted this behind the scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that happened a month ago…and it’s of the models, all tall and lanky, trying to shake their asses in TWERK…despite not really having much ass…or real ability to twerk…like most white girls…and I find the whole thing amazing on mute -because they are a group of girls and you know how a group of girls get when in a room together…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

10

Dec

Gisele Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Here’s some pics of what may be a tranny pretending she is breast feeding a baby she bought on the internet to keep up appearances and so she can continue to get model work into her 40s…unless of course she is actual a chick and her being married to a jock who fucks his teammates in the shower and her hard angular face is just there to confuse us…but not too much…because she’s usually half naked and girls who are half naked usually don’t have faces…

Well she’s one of those moms I love staring at in the coffee shop who feels the need to sharing their feeding with the world like some kind of exhibitionist hippie feminist freak so caught up in her own shit…that she thinks the rest of the world is into see it…you know she connects with her baby, thinks it’s a big thing, and shoves it down our throat like we were her baby and it was her nipple…and I am into it…

Breast feeding…and breasts in general are normal…there’s no reason why they should ever be contained in a bra or shirt and they should always be out in public…whoever decided that they should be clothed or that breasts and breast feeding is perverted or weird is in fact the fucking weird one…so girls, be like Gisele, baby or lactating or not and do this every time I walk by, the world will be a happier place…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2013

10

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Inspiring Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a fit brazilian model I follow on Instagram because she has an an amazing fit ass like most girls into fitness and that ass flies into America every once in a while to do shit like the Victoria’s Secret infomercial because that’s the point of being tall and fit and a working model who probably makes over a million a year that goes a long way when you’re based back home in brazil…giving he time to promote her fitness one selfie for me to masturbate at a time..

Today, she posted some Victoria’s Secret fashion show shit, because that’s happening on TV tonight and I guess they are pulling every angle to promote the shit…that I won’t be watching because I hate supporting evil billionaire companies and their G-Rated lingerie…I’m more into watching Amateur porn….

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

10

Dec

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Bikini Pics of the Day

This just in…new Mom’s in bikinis…definitely not my fetish.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2013

10

Dec

Helen Flanagan Big Titties for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is doing Christmas almost as well as I DO CHRISTMAS ….posing topless by the tree…like some kind of busty glamour model, because she is a glamour model, even though she was an actress on a TV show, which is essentially the same situation as if Jennifer Aniston quit friends to go do soft core porn, the UK version, which makes no sense and is dripping with daddy issues, but in her defence girls are all fucking jacked up on Daddy issues and craving male attention that the term daddy issues shouldn’t even exist, it should just be called having a twat.

TO SEE ALL THE NUTS HOLIDAY PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Pic to Instagram of the Day


I saw that Candice Swanepoel posted this nude pic to her instagram for 5 minutes and pulled it because I guess Instagram doesn’t like nudity, but more importantly the people handling her instagram, probably interns at Victoria’s Secret, didn’t want to lose their jobs for putting up the wrong pic…even though it got her more attention than Candice Swanepoel has had in a long time…and more importantly it gets people talking about Victoria’s Secret during the rush shopping time..

I forgot to post it, because even though I think she’s got a hot model body, I don’t really care when I see her naked…

She’s been naked before and the only way this old timer, desensitized asshole is getting excited by any of this shit is if my dick’s in her ass cumming to her anal eyes…

However, you’ll like it, because it turns out there are bigger perverts than me out there…and they will all be watching the VS Fashion show tonight with their wives, even though all the pics are available online…cuz it happened in november…and this is all a ploy to generate attention to it.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

10

Dec

Emmy Rossum for Esquire of the Day

Not only does Emmy Rossum really not matter, because she’s a low level actress who is hardly hot….you know the kind of actor you shouldn’t even care about when she does a sex tape…so doing a “panty” shoot for Esquire is hardly interesting from her…the only reason anyone knows she exists is because she’s naked on TV every week, assuming her show is still on the air, so maybe she has a few creeper fans, I mean we all do, even me….but those fans are better off looking at her sex scenes on Shameless than this boring Esquire shit because at least you can kinda jerk off to simulated sex, while panties are just fucking dull…this is like bringing a girl home from the bar, and making her dress up in a snow suit for you to get off..it makes no sense…bitch gets naked, keep her naked…

Sidenote, she’s blocked me on twitter and instagram and that hurts my feelings…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2013

10

Dec

Ashley Benson in her Panties on Set of the Day

Ashley Benson is some slob in panties…who pretends she is too good for Hollywood and above that whole thing, but she’ll whore herself out for any movie role or attention, by posting herself in panties, looking barely hot, but still in panties, while she films another movie, because I guess being one of the fat nobodies from Spring Breakers who was in her bikini despite being 20 pounds overweight opens all kinds of doors…

Posted in:Ashley Benson