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2013

27

Dec

Cindy Crawford in a Hot Shoot for V Magazine of the Day

Cindy Crawford is a hot bitch…even into there 50s…because genetics…combined with fitness…combined with diet…combined with plastic surgery has helped her maintain all that really matters to her in terms of her career…and that’s her physical appearance…

For the record, I am the first person to say that models are smart, I defend them all them time when people try to play off that they are vapid cunts, and my rebuttal is pretty basic…they are smart enough to make themselves look good….because looking good pays the fucking bills..

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2013

27

Dec

Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her…

And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is in St Barts…and she is in a bikini….and these are the pics…

She made be old as fuck now, but when she was 16 she destroyed the marriage of a dude who ran the modelling agency she was part of…that little 16 year old harlot all wives fear coming into ruin their marriages…which was more interesting than when she dated Axl Rose…and they beat the shit out of each other cuz she was unfaithful…even though he asked her not to cry in the cold November rain…

Now she’s just married to some dude who owns paper mills, magazines and a lot of art…and I guess a house in St Barts where she parades her unloyal old model ass….and it could be worse…she could be 250 pounds.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2013

27

Dec

Pedo Beatdown of the Day

Pedo Beatdown…this is some video that went viral enough yesterday featuring a group of guys who lured in some pervert to fuck…only to beat him up when he showed up because being a pedo is wrong…not that fucking a 13 year old really makes you a peso…I think pedo requires little boys…but whatever…I’m not into this kind of bait and switching shit, even if pedophiles are natures’ worst…and the internet gave them a place to prosper…trapping people like this is kinda psychotic…if it’s even real, which I am going to assume it isn’t based on the fact you never see dudes face…seems fake as shit…but I’ll post it anyway…to remind you all to never meet anyone from the internet…ever

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Dec

Rosie Jones Page 3 Titties of the Day

Here is Glam model Rosie Jones in some archive titty pics that they probably shot a year ago and put in some folder on the desktop in the production department of the UK SUN, where they release three titty pics every day…only to be slotted as December 27…so this may or may not be what Rosie Jones looks like today, not that it matters since no one knows who Rosie Jones is, but they say its her, and here are her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

27

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s George Condo Birkin of the Day

I am only posting this because how ridiculous the story is, and what is even more ridiculous how much people care…this is Kim Kardashian’s Christmas gift from Kanye…who fucking cares…but I like erotic nude paintings…and this is erotic..I think…probably not to her because no black guy is peeing on her…but to the rest of us…there’s a nipple!!

The story is that Kim Kardashian, who probably already has a hundred Hermes Birkins, which can be 50,000 dollar purses if you get the right one, got a jacked up purse from Kanye, featuring work from an artist he’s into named George Condo, because Kanye is constantly trying to submerse himself in art and culture, to act like he knows whats up…and that artists art is probably work serious money…

Now the question isn’t why would anyone want their expensive purse modified by an artist who probably makes the purse worth more, he was huge in street art in the 80s, the question is why walk around with it, when his art on the purse seems to be something he ejaculated out of his ass…

He’s already established and doesn’t need to pretend he’s good or talented, the art scene has bought his lie, and people like Kanye are throwing money at him to do shit like this so whatever…

It’s safe to say Kim is only wearing the purse to get people talking…because that’s what fame whores do.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER WALKING WITH HER PURSE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

27

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve spent the last 4 hours staring at pictures of bush…I’m not patriotic or a republican, I am not even american…I just like pussy hair….because it’s Christmas and it keeps my soul warm when all the other questionable women just give me herpes..

Why aren’t you on vacation on a beach you ghetto fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Keri Russell Relationship Status for her Virgin Loser Fans…
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The Worst Movies of 2013
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Beyonce Tried to Edit the Internet
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J.Woww is Making a Baby
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15 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos
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Cute Girls….
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Paris Hilton Charges 350k an Hour to DJ
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Festive Florida Firing Range…
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Christmas Present Fails…
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THE BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS IS KNOWING MY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS THERE…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

It’s still Christmas. Even for the Jews.

I am eating cake. Drinking Drink.

Preying on girls who’s prayers haven’t been answered and it’s amazing…

When I should be creeping on people desperate enough to be shopping on Boxing day…because you know they be hurting my kind of hurting…

What are you doing? Clicking links? Keep it up.

Iggy Pop Christmas
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Girls in Lingerie
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Jennifer Lopez Christmas
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Home Alone is Die Hard for Kids
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Huge Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass
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Some Chick With Big Tits
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2013 Celebrity Bikini Recap
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6 Animals Delivering Famous Movie Monologues
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Community is Mad Men in the new Promo
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Naked French Grand Prix Racer
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Christmas Cat of the Day
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12 Banned Items of X-Mas
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Best Bloopers of 2013
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Evangeline Lilly in Women’s Health
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10 Natvitiy Scenes Made Out of Food
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36 Crazy Things that Only Happen iN China
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LeAnn Rimes Braless
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A Whole Lot of Sofia Vergara
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Pollyanna Woodward in a Swimsuit Scratching her Cunt
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Emilty Ratajkowski for GQ
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Miley’s Rockin’ Hard Nipples
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Police Reports froM Christmas
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Rita Ora See Through
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Amanda Bynes – Water Retention Shopping
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Incredible Trampoline Trick Shot
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Some UK Reality Shot Trash in Lacy Jumpsuits
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Yoga Pants and Boots
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Christmas Presents Fails
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Claduia Romani – Attention Seeking Ass
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Surprising Kids with Dream Toys
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Kaley Cuoco Leggings and Beanie…
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Christmas with Pranksters
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Some Chick in Fuck Me Boots
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11 Decked Out Igloos…
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GET THIS FOR YOUR GIRL AND MAKE IT CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Christy Mack has Weird Fucking Pussy
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5 girl Slumber Party
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Sexy Brazilian Christmas
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BOXING DAY PORN CUZ IT IS BOXING DAY YO
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Pink Dildo!
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Church Masturbation For X-Mas
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Make Girls Squirt With Your Hands…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete….

I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

26

Dec

Pregnant Ballerina Fetish of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere…Some chick who I assume is a Russian Ballerina, because Russians are the only ones who care about ballet…has been posting her pregnant ballet pics to instagram…and it is scaring the fuck out of me because even though they tell us that pregnancy is natural, I find it the most unnatural thing ever…some weird alien growing inside a bitch only to be shat out of her vagina…destroying her body int he process..is what horror movies are made of…but you will probably like it…cuz she’s in a leotard…a leotard so tight it is keeping the baby in…because once it falls out of her she’ll have no more purpose…or meaning…she won’t know what to do with herself and no one will care about her and her failed ballet career….so take it in…while she keeps it in….this shit is freaking me out.

Posted in:Instagram