2013
02
Dec
With all the celebrity death, useless gossip and news, we always lose sight of what is important, especially this holiday season, and that is midget strippers on Vine flying through the air…only to fail…because failure is a state of mind…and as far as I’m concerned…she’s fucking won…
I love all this has to offer…
Posted in:LOLZ
2013
02
Dec
Wildfox has the ability to seek out and find the single hottest girls to replace the other hot girls we are bored of….
You see because people tend to forget that as the babe you are into ages and falls off, there is younger, cooler, hotter, more inspiring version of her coming up…That’s why I never understand people who get sad in break-ups and shit…there’s always new pussy around the corner…it comes with there being millions of girls in the world…so always keep your eye out for the next one…cuz the current one, no matter how great she is is just gonna suck eventually…usually sooner than later..
Here’s Camila Morrone…and she’s amazing..
Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW
2013
02
Dec
Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to look at what is important and that is her legacy or influence and ability to trick these young girls into trying twerking for themselves…and that revolution is happening and it’s great to watch…especially in clubs…
I LOVE LOVE’s HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL AND IT WAS GENIUS
Miley isn’t quite as good by still funny to watch
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW
2013
02
Dec
Catrinel Menghia is a magical model from Romania who has escaped the world of whatever the fuck Romanians do that I am going to assume involves gypsies, vampires, the sex trade and circus performing…
She’s 28, she’s been in SI, she got married to a footballer, who probably got her into SI, and then got divorced because he gave her all she needed to get ahead…and now she’s doing the high profile South African swimsuit magazines no one in South Africa can afford to buy, except maybe the Blood Diamond white people, since everyone else is dying of AIDS…and let’s hope Catrinel Menghia didn’t catch any when there…because she’s lovely…even though AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore…
Posted in:Catrinel Menghia
2013
02
Dec
Google makes money off videos like this…
I find whatever the fuck this is vile as fuck, and the crazy thing is there are probably hundreds if not thousands of videos like this on Youtube…
They are not policed…and more importantly ads for whatever are running on them.
The Hypocrisy on the internet is fucking crazy for a smut peddler like me…who barely even peddles smut…while the corporate giants do…and are turned into billionaires for it…
I mean who watches these anyway? Cum of what look like underage feet…this shit’s next level…I mean at least with the pantyhose fetish…there’s hope…that we’re not too depraved of a society…over masturbating and unable to get off to the most basic of erotica…
Posted in:Videos
2013
02
Dec
People are such haters…it makes me laugh, especially in the FAT Generation we live in, it’s like a skinny bitch happens and everyone wants to bring her down and shove food down her throat and make her fat and lazy like them…
The story behind this is that Caroline Berg Eriksen, who is some Soccer wife in some other country, just had a kid…posted this selfie, because that’s the kind of Glamour Model who lands soccer players, slut she has always been…and the public went nuts..
It’s like who fucking cares that her body is banging’ even after pregnancy, this is the way it should always be, and for that…I celebrate Caroline Berg Eriksen … and you should too…
Not everyone buys into the scam that when eating for two you have to eat for fucking two, not everyone uses it as an excuse to indulge now that you’ve trapped your man..some people want to stay hot, despite their 9 month retirement plan….
Fat girls are just jealous..
Posted in:Caroline Berg Eriksen|SFW
2013
02
Dec
The beauty of accessible camera equipment and distribution thanks to technology and China…is that every white trash couple who in the past would have never got their hands on a video camera…and if they did you’d never see their art house picture, can now get turnt up in their disgusting living room, to demonstrate whatever fucking weirdness this is, and for some reason, a reason I call the human experience fascinates me, I got sucked in…I want to know more…who is this girl in the pink Walmart nightgown she stole from her obese 5 year old, and what does this topless man do to pay for all their luxuries…it’s freaking me out….I need to have dinner with these people.
Posted in:Videos
2013
02
Dec
The Christmas Season has arrived, I know this because the last month, I’ve been seeing decorations and TV specials, and the world is trying to shove buying garbage gifts for people I don’t even like, down my fucking throat…that’s why I try not to leave the house…
The parties, the laughing, the music, the dancing, the happiness, that isn’t even real happiness…it’s exhausting so for November, I tend to hate on it…but come December 1st, motherfuckers, I’m listening to Christmas music, trying to get invited to office parties, baking fucking gingerbread, and preying on lonely sad girls who have drank one too many Pumpkin Spice Latte and now crave a different kind of hug from the inside…
So today, what better way to start the official Christmas season that with some EM RATA in costume…she is the it girl this year…and Christmas fetishes are forever…so let’s combine the two and have this joyous event…I don’t know what it is for.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
2013
02
Dec
It must be the Christmas season, because I just bought a 21 year old a vibrator… because she never had an orgasm before and because I am as creepy as the actual Santa…only 21 is not 4 and I don’t break into houses, I just ship products to houses, but still Santa nevertheless…who actually prefers his girls naughty, on webcam not my lap, and my beard is far less substantial, but bitches can still pull on it…
Here are some stepLINKS….
People Who Photoshopped Their Selfies…
GO
Girls With Big Old Titties
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Pedo Stache of the Day…
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Fast and Furious 7 Will Go On
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Parkour Fail Compilation
GO
Black Friday Shopping Prank
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Best in Vine
GO
Some Girls Who May Be Perfect…Even Though I Think Perfect Girls Are IMpossible and Don’t Exist
GO
3 Black KIds Got Arrested Waiting for the Bus…Racism is Dead
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Stalking Giraffe
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Animals Snoring Compilation
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Today in Lady Gaga
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Russian Woodpecker Prank
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It’s December – Fuck Some Internet Bitches…
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Her Name is Dani Mathers…and She’s in a Bikini
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
02
Dec
I am tired of hearing about Paul Walker’s death…so here is some hotness to remind us we are still alive…
Her name is Kenzie and she’s the kind of model who just figured why bother going through the whole modelling agency shit, it’s really competitive, when she can just get naked and dominate, because other 18 year olds don’t realize, that they are at their prime and while they are taking their college classes, they are just wasting everything good that they have…
She’s got it figured out, and I’m trying to figure out what these feelings are as I stare at her amazinginess… KENZIE , I think I love you…
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