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2013

30

Nov

RIP Motherfucker the Paul Walker Edition of the Day

TMZ Servers couldn’t handle the flood of teens who want 40 year old cock…searching for answers when they reported that the people WHO DIED IN THIS CRASH were Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious fame…

Paul Walker’s reps were reported to saying:


On Saturday (November 30) the actor’s reps officially confirmed that Paul Walker is not dead. “He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He’s still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet,” they said.

Some fans have expressed anger at the fake report saying it was reckless, distressing and hurtful to fans of the much loved actor. Others say this shows his extreme popularity across the globe.

Because let’s face it, if it was a Hoax, they staged it to remind people who Paul Walker was and to remind people he existed…

Or maybe it was a publicity stunt from “2 Fast 2 Furious – I’m 40 Why am I Still Doing these Movies oh right cuz they are the only jobs I get” thanks To Vin’ crush on me…

What it comes down to is whether Paul Walker is Dead or Not…He might as well be…Since he barely exists. Seriously, who the fuck is Paul Walker and why does everyone care?

Are we that starved for a celebrity death? Let’s hope for one who matters to actually die.

RIP Motherfucker…

Here’s a pic from the Car Accident he is rumored to have been in. Car’s don’t just blow up, so I am going to assume dude took his Fast and Furious training to the street and thought he was a professional racer, like a Soap Doctor performing surgery….apparently he wasnt’ driving. Oops.

Confirmation….

Her even tweeted his own death notice:

Death is never fun or funny. Drive safe and try to live forever. Hug your loved once…life is 2 fast and 2 Furious…

Remember 2 people died 2 soon. The driver of the car was named Roger Rodas.

Remember the “Walker Walking Dead” jokes are 2 Soon…

Remember, Paul Walker will live on forever in our hearts…and the bargain DVD bin at Walmart….

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Posted in:RIP Motherfucker

2013

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck Black Friday…I’m not into hip hop or Africa…I’m ready for Christmas…

With Christmas…comes office party drunkeness, a whole lot of bikini vacation pics, and far more sad and lonely girls…and sad lonely girls like keeping warm on dick they normally wouldn’t want to keep warm with…all standards are dropped the holiday season….

Here are some stepLINKS…


Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
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Charlie Sheen’s Got a New Goddess
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I Love Me Some Tara Reid ASs
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Quincy Jone’s Daughter Makes Fun of Miley with Jimmy Fallon in Stupidity
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Some Obscure Pics of People Eating…
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Danica Thrall in Lingerie
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Mother Possum Carrying Babies
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Selena Gomez…Performing…
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bathing Suit.
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Kanye On Sway in the Morning…Interesting Interview…
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I Will Always Stare and Courtney Stodden’s Tits
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Some Pretty Perfect Looking Girls According to This guy…
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Mariah Carey Thanksgiving Porn is Not Porno At ALl
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Alien Invasion Prank…
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Celebrities on Twitter / Instagram…
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10 Celebrities Who Threw in the Towel Early
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard Of in Lingerie…
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Lauren Mellor Lingerie Modeling
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Olivia Wilde Hot in ALlure Magazine
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Eva Longoria’s See Through to Her BRa
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Sydney Leathers Gets Vagina Surgery
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1000 Turkey Sandwiches for the Homeless
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Politician Fail..
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Viral Photos that are Fake
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Nabilla Benattia – Nude Modeling…
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Her Name is Evelyn and She’s Half Naked
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David Beckham Jacked Off in from of his Team…Cuz Sports are Gay as Fuck
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Some GIFS that say “HELL YEAH, MILK”
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams…
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Girls Doing the Mirror Selfie
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Gif and Photo Response to NBA Trash Talking
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The Real Walter White
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Rookie Terrence Stephens Singing…
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Turkey Bomb Prank
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Her Name is Jenny and She’s Naked on the Beach…with Big Tits….
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Ali Rose Showing Off Her Awesome Tits
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Some Chick Named Violet Doing Sexy Washing…
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Latina Shows Her Round Ass
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Dude Jerking Off on the Train
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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I Love This Webcam Pussy
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Today in Broken Women Getting Fisted…
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Amateur With Awesome Fucking Tits
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Black and White MAsturbation
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Naked Amateur and her Gun Fetish
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Girl Sees How Many Fingers She Fits in her Asshole
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Some Webcam Babe Stripping
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Waist Deep with a Barbie Doll
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Nov

It’s Black Friday Death Count of the Day

What the fuck…

The fact that people get this excited over stuff is just insane to me. I mean are we really that desperate that we need to put ourselves through this hell. How is this fun? Maybe I’m just too anti social and not into leaving my house to understand why people anywhere would go mental over a 50 dollar modem…or more importantly wait in line for 50 dollars off a TV…blows my fucking mind that this happens…people camp out for weeks and die for this shit..

Here’s an arrest…

Here’s a stun gun brawl….

Black Friday is amazing…That said, someone is covering the Black Friday Death Count,,,

There is a site devoted to it – CLICK HERE TO SEE IT CUZ IT IS AMAZING.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Nov

Selena Gomez Does a Halftime Cameltoe of the Day

I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

29

Nov

Camille Rowe in a Bathing Suit in Australia of the Day

CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis…

You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Camille Rowe|SFW

2013

29

Nov

2 Guys Tag Team a Chick in Public of the Day

This is amazing…basically some homo is wake boarding and looks up on the bank and some girl, who we assume is a girl is taking it from both ends, in the least perverted, but entertaining of ways…it’s like “look at this beautiful lake, let’s pull over, and I’ll take you from the front and homie will take you from behind”…and I love it…

The reason I love it? Sex in public is amazing. Especailly for a voyeur is like the golden egg you seek. Group sex in public is like the gold at the end of the rainbow, it doesn’t exist…ever…except now it does…eternally on the internet…

Amazing…unless of course this is 3 dudes, which will change the dynamic of the video a little bit and make it a little less awesome, but still awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Nov

Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day


Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla…

I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Liu Wen|Malgosia Bela

2013

29

Nov

Emily Didonato Hot for Vogue Italia of the Day

EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL

I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that.

I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them…

I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

29

Nov

Wisdom Teeth Medicated Patient Wants Ass and Titties of the Day

I can relate to this kid. All I want is ass and titties, only I don’t need my wisdom teeth removed to let the people around me know…cuz ass and titties is all that fucking matters…

I never trust these wisdom teeth videos, but this one’s good because it’s up on some DJ Funk kick and I’m always down for some good old DJ Assault etroit Booty House..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Today in Izabel Goulart’s Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the better people to follow on instagram because you get to watch the ex-Victoria’s Secret model, who still does their fashion shows, but who isn’t in their catalogs, which is weird to me, slowly transition herself from a Brazilian lingerie model, to a Brazilian fitness model…because her instagram is all her fitness shit, and if you scroll back you can see the evolution of being toned to being ripped…from lady-like…to her clit is probably the size of a grown man’s thumb, and despite not being as hot as it could be, I do like me some fit girls…maybe not this fit…but it’s better than fat especially when staring at them tits.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart