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2013

11

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski for La Bandita of the Day

It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me…

However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2013

11

Nov

Ashley Benson’s Strategic Bikini Posing of the Day

I guess Ashley Benson saw her performance in Spring Breakers and realized if she’s going to post pics in a bikini, she better be lying on her belly, cuz no one wants to see that shit…but tits…tits we’re okay with..

Good job girl…keep up the good fame whoring…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

11

Nov

Sara Sampaio for Agua Bendita of the Day

Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have…

That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it….

I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

11

Nov

Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Ass in a Thong Leotard of the Day

This Lucy Mecklenburgh has her booty pop done right…arched back, stickin’ that fat ass out, posting it to instagram cuz it will get her lots of attention likes and follows and if she’s lucky it will make the popular page…taking to a whole new realm of low level celebrity…from being on a UK show no one outside of the UK cares about and those in the UK probably don’t care about…to being a bitch on social media with lots of followers who just like her for her ass pics…something that seems to be enough these days to matter…at least when it comes to your own self involved ego…and more importantly…to my masturbation…

Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh

2013

11

Nov

Fame Whore Joanna Krupa’s Handstand Bikini of the Day

When you are a bottom feeding fame whore and you call the paparazzi to your backyard to get them to take pics of you to post to the paparazzi agency sites so that the media pick up on you in your bikini – because this low level fame is all you ever wanted and you’re not going to put it to waste now that you got it – you make things interesting with a hand stand…because otherwise they are just typical boring bikini pics far less interesting than the nude modelling she did in her 20s, before becoming this money grubbing ego…

I am not a fan of Joanna Krupa or her rise to the lowest possible level of celebrity…but I am into middle aged chicks doing handstands for attention…it’s up there with juggling…

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2013

11

Nov

Asshole Dog Owner and Some Other Videos of the Day

I am a dog owner so seeing some asshole cooking his dog makes me mad and I figure I should do my part and show his face to the two and a half of you who read this site…and I am not just doing it because he has Jesus on his car and I like to pretend whenever anyone says Jesus, especially weirdo religious freaks who knock on my door, they are talking about me, it makes me feel more important…even though I know I’m not…

If you don’t like that, because it’s not that eventful a video, with no blood shed…here’s…

Here’s a Asian woman driver reversing on the highway for 2 KM because she missed her exit…

If you don’t like that – here’s an Asian busker and his change thieving bird…

That’s enough videos for you for one post…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not nearly close to the level of success where fucking a tranny feels normal because I’m like George Clooney and have burned through all the hot pussy and need something to switch things up cuz models and babes bore me…but I do know a tranny, pre-tits tried to fuck me this weekend, but in her defence she was just trying to make money for her tits, her career depends on it…and didn’t actually like me for me…no one ever does…

Here are some morning links…

Anthony Davis Vin is Pretty Locker room Homo
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Teens VS Robbers
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Kendall Crying for Attention
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LOHAN Does the Selfie…
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It’s the Gangster Party Line Yo
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CNN Geography Fail
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Escaping Dog Compilation
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Hot Ass in Jeans…
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Lady Gaga Cries for Attention
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Fresh VS Frozen Food
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Hot Ass in Leggings…
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Jessica Simpson – Not Offensively Fat
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Miley Cyrus Clown Costume
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Party like Webcam Model….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is when the babe you met on TINDR shows up to meet you and is actually a 50 year dude…and not the 20 year old with a hot ass you thought she was going to be…but at least he wore a wig…it made it less gay…and just as weird…

here are some links…

Selena Gomez – Big Cleavage
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Girls Who are in Shape…
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Some Hot Ass Lisa Opie…in a Bikini
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Kat Von D…See Through Bra….
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Her Name is Julia Pereira and She’s in a Bikini
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Liberty Ross Braless….
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Kristen Bell is a Bitch for the Paparazzi
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Francesca is Slutty
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Emmy Rossum is a School Girl…
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Hilary Duff Has a Shitty Ass
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Lady Gaga is Performing in Space – Let’s Hope She Dies
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Paulina Gretzky is Half Naked
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Things You Say to Your Dog That Would Be Creepy if You Said to People
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Swimming in a Septic Tank…
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6 Ways to Fail a Date
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Kim Kardashian Says She Isn’t Illuminati….
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January Jones Gets Her Titty Grabbed By Her Kid
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Top 5 Supermodel Selfies
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Jon Ham-Cock
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101 Instagram Babes
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9 Full Length Movies Turned Into GIFS
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Every Housewife Needs Slaves
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Entertaining Body Builder…
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Bungee VS Bungee
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Asses in Yoga Pants
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Bieber Charged With Vandalism…in Brazil…Even Though His Ass is the One Vandalized thanks to the Trannies…
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Dance Battle – Martial Arts Version….
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Courtney Stodden Will Do Porn
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Miley Cyrus Does the Tilda Swinton
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Kaley Cuoco Got Fakw Married on Ellen
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Heidi Montag Talks ABout Her Tits…
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Brittney Palmer VS Some Other Girl
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Christina Aguilera’s Ass is Smaller
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More Christina Aguilera New Face…
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Some Pics of Christina Aguilera in Maxim to Masturbate to
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Alyssa Milano Big Dreams in Maxim India
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GIF of the Day
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More January Jones Cleavage
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7 Worst Holidays You Won’t Believe Exist…Ass Rape Tuesday isn’t One of them
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It’s Your Fault Amber Heard Has Shitty Movie Roles…
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Scarlett Johansson Will Watch Porn….
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Kate Upton Pretty Much Naked
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Girls Posing in Front of the Mirror
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Some Unseen Madonna Nudes….
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Aubrey Plaza and Rachel Bilson…Slutty
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Why Your Friend is Like Your Drunk Friend
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What 12 Rounds of Boxing Should Look Like
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So Many GIRLS on Webcam….
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Top Celebrity Sex Tapes With Clips…
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Amateur Masturbation!!
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Caprice is Fucking Amazing
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Girl and Her Monster CURVES
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Big Tits at a Car Wash
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Bitches Wrestling…
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Crazy Bitch You Will Love
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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These Girls Live Together…
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These Girls Live Together Too…they also spread each other’s assholes
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Spread That Asshole….
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Stip Dodgeball is a Little Hardcore – and A lot Amazing
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Nov

Lady Gaga’s Naked ass for Jeff Koons Photoshoot of the Day

The fun thing about Lady Gaga falling apart, craving attention, hoping to have a second round at the fame is that she’s exhausted all her stupid high concept ideas…and people are bored of anything crazy or wild thing that she does end up coming up with…leaving her with the basic choice of many bottom feeding girls looking to get some level of attention, noticed, a second wind…and that’s by getting naked…not because she’s hot or cuz I want to see her naked…even though I don’t mind her ass and have grabbed at it at least once while drunk before she was famous…it’s that it represents self-destruction, the end, and most importantly, it’s naked and I’ll look at any girl naked…even if she’s a horrible human being, because guess what…most naked girls are…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

08

Nov

Winona Ryder for V Magazine Like it was the 90s of the Day

Remember Winona Ryder, the actress from the 90s who fucked everyone and was marketed as being way hotter than she was…either do I…

But apparently she doesn’t want you to forget her, and she’s done gone posed all slutty for some fashion magazine like it was still the 90s…an era she probably misses every fucking day…because it was an era where she wasn’t seen as some junkie slut who steals…but as some teen heartthrob who needed to be in every movie making bank…

I am all for bitches trying to squeeze into their wedding dresses after drinking a bottle of wine during a mid-life crisis…those girls are easy targets and I assume that is what’s going on here…the ex-hollywood heartthrob version…

Posted in:SFW|Winona Ryder