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2013

28

Nov

Dude Fakes His Wedding Proposal of the Day

You, like me, probably hate proposal videos. But this one is different. This one makes fun of proposal videos…even if it’s probably produced by Jimmy Kimmel and these are paid actors…it’s going to go viral..

The story is that this dude’s girlfriend was creeping on his shit as girls do…because girls are insane and she found out he was going to propose to her….so he decided to prank the snooping bitch…while getting his friends to film them in perfect situations where someone would propose, only to not propose..and as much as I think marriage is the fucking devil that will rob you of your freedom and life for no real reason…that is impossible to escape…usually with the person you don’t love at all…it’s a well done video because not everything is throat fucking porn, or Kanye Video Remixes with Seth Rogan…that people find hilarious when clearly anyone with a brain wouldn’t…but some things are just clever mind fucking jokes I approve of…

From the shoe tie fake, to the middle of restaurant announcement, to the random love songs by buskers on the side of the road…This dude did good and I am sure you’ll be seeing him on Ellen, or maybe this is all a Thanksgiving Kimmel prank…but it’s gonna go viral.

I didn’t watch the whole thing…but I hope it ends in a bloody murder…that is what proposal videos are missing.

If you don’t like that….

If you don’t like proposal videos….Here’s video of a dude get sucker punched and ending up with brain damage…

Or maybe you prefer redneck wood splitting…because an axe is totally inconvenient…but modifying your car just makes sense…

Or maybe you prefer a mentally ill dude getting smoked by Toronto Police 2 years ago

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a sad day when the girl you’ve been sexting for a week…putting in work..finally sends you a nude pic…and her hot body has a dick…but sometimes you just have to deal…and go balls in your mouth…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kesha Causes a Photographer Fight….
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The Hottest Wedding Pic Ever….
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Twerkin Turkey is the Worst Joke Ever….But Jaclyn Swedberg is Hot…
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Hot Booty!
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I Want to Fuck Deborah Mace
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Taylor Swift in a Tight Dress
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Diving in Shallow Water
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11 Hottest Voted Pornstars…
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Intense Flame Thrower….
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15 Anchor Man Gifts
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Shitty Hand Turkeys
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Shanna in Lingerie
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Bag Snatcher Gets Beat
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5 Drinks To Get Through the Holidays
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50 Most Important Video Games Ever
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Jaclyn Swedberg is Alright in a Bikini
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Pregnant Megan Foxe Makes an Appearance!
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Dating Expectations Vs Reality
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Khloe Kardashia is OJs Kid..>We Know…
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Evil Dad Laughs at Son’s Crash into Tree
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Cat Malfunctions!
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39 Unfortunate Names
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I Love Rihanna Twerking
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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How to Make Reusable Firecrackers
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Brooke Mueller Momming is Not Hot….
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hint of Nip
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Terminally Ill Katy Perry Cover Singer – Dies of Cancer
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Unharnessed Bungee
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Maryna Linchuk with Naked Bitches
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Mylene Klass Flashing her Panties…
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An Unexpected Music Star
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These Twins Won’t Let Each Other Go- Because Their Parents ARe Trying to Drown Them
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Carey Mulligan in a Sweater is Not Better than a Pumpkin Spice
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Macri Elena Valez Sanchez has the Silliest Name But Looks Good Half Naked
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Eliza Gonzalez in a Bikini…
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Client List Lingerie for her Pregnancy
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The Song From Frozen You Will Like…
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Taylor Swift, Jon Bon Jovi and Prince William Singing…Living on a Prayer…
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Thigh Gaps….
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First Kiss with a Vaccuum…
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Drive Thru Vanishing Driver Prank…
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Mother Panda Sees Baby for the First Time
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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LELO IS GIVING AWAY VIBRATORS FOR BLACK FRIDAY!!!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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This Girl has Flower in her Butt and I Like It…
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Amateur Girl…Goin’ At It…
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Can You Really Ever Get Enough Cam Girls? Really? Impossible.
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Friends Shaving Pussy
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Big Tits in an Old School Video
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Make Girls Squirt..Then Own Them…
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Banana Masturbation Under Table
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Best Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Nov

Nicki Minaj Selfies of the Day

Nothing says Thanksgiving like Nicki Minaj posing in Selfies showing off her tits like they matter…because like all tits..they do matter to someone out there..I was never a fan of Nicki Minaj, I used to find her a fat Gaga try hard with shitty music, but for some reason, a reason I call love, she’s grown on me…and every tit pic she posts I like her better..I think there’s something admirable about a girl just trying to get ahead even when she’s’ already ahead…by posting sleazy pics to the internet intentionally…sure it’s bottom feeding shit…but it means she’s in the right headspace.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Showing her Nipple of the Day

I’m thankful these J.Lo mom nipple in her 50s slip from a photoshoot…aren’t J.Lo mom pussy slips…

Not because I fear pussy, but because I fear J.Lo pussy…

It’s one of those pussies that I am sure eats you up and spits you out…leaving you confused and wondering what just happened….because how else did she get this famous with average looks and average booty…it’s gotta stem from the pussy’s evil powers…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|NSFW

2013

27

Nov

The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness…

I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation….

I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down…

Good times.

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Nov

Lydia Heast is Magical of the Day

Lydia Hearst is one of my favorite people in the world which is saying a lot because I hate everyone and everything…

I follow her on the internet and she is the perfect girl. She’s got a great sense of humor, she’s cool as fuck, driven, down to earth and most importantly not a useless little whore princess, like she was Paris, who she could have very easily become if her parents weren’t just as cool as her…

Apparently, as you can see in this video, she is hot as fuck…now if only she’d respond to the love letters I’ve been mailing her…she’d know my heart goes out to her today, and everyday. She’s amazing and has already won. I LOVELYDIAHEARST. She’s one of the last standing good souls left…

Posted in:Lydia Hearst|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Diane Kruger’s In a Bikini of the Day


Diane Kruger is in a bikini.

She has sex with Joshua Jackson.

She is German..

He shits on her.

That’s all I have to say about that, I think that’s technically a poem. I’m an artist, at least that is what I tell girls, because it’s easier to trick them into getting naked….because girls are dumb as fuck especially when it comes to tricking them into naked.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Diane Kruger

2013

27

Nov

Miranda Kerr is Reaching…in a Skimpy Clothes of the Day


Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a whore wife in a fake relationship with a gay guy who didn’t want people knowing he was gay because it is bad for the teen heartthrob marketing pitch….you know the kind of whore wife who fucks the neighbour’s kid and gets caught for it..only to have to story swept under the rug because a billion dollar brand with all kinds of power didn’t want that getting out…leaving Miranda Kerr scared, alone and even her boyfriend Bieber gave up on her and went the route of whores…

So she did the only thing she could..and that’s rock a bikini or bra skimpier than any of the shit she ever wore for Victoria’s Secret…that will show them…even though we can just google you to see you nude you fucking model retard.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest…

You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked…

But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly..

Hot GIF…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

27

Nov

Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period…

Either way, here’s her ass.

Posted in:Alana Blanchard