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2013

26

Dec

Xenia for Some Christmas Themed Bullshit of the Day

Here’s a boring shoot of a girl named Xenia who I assume is Xenia Deli because there aren’t that many models named Xenia who I like looking at half naked…usually trying to figure out if Deli is a nickname she got after a photographer saw her unwrap that meaty sandwich in her pants…but that’s probably not what happened at all…but luckily we’re all allowed to have dreams….what did happen is they had her posing with some wrinkly faced bitch to either make herself look better, or as part of a make a wish foundation, ultimately, who fucking cares…not me, even though you’d think I did, based on the fact I just posted this shit.

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2013

26

Dec

Rihanna Gets Bible for X-Mas then Defies Religion of the Day

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Sure, Rihanna’s badly shot Christmas pics for instagram are hardly as exciting as MILEY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED MASTURBATION MUSIC VIDEO …but I still found it funny

Partially because I assume that she got her dead grandmother’s bible, because clearly her religious family must hate that she’s got no soul…that she defies everything religion represents..and they are trying to ground her….

But also because right after she posted the bible pic, she posted this pic mocking jesus…

And this video of her at 10 am at all night rave that started at 3 am drinking…that is fuelled with molly…one of Christianity’s most favorite drug…

Hypocrite who sold her soul to the devil, just surprised she didn’t burst into flames…

Good idol for our youth.

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2013

26

Dec

Carmen Electra Keeps Hanging On of the Day

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It always makes me laugh when I see a woman, who may still have sex appeal, but who is a fragment of what she once was, trying to be sexy, despite being in her 40s.

It’s like throw in the fucking towel, it’s ok to give up and ride off your savings, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself and putting pressure on yourself, bow out gracefully, instead of doing this…

But at the same time, I love the desperation, and she’s still hotter than most, and I’m not just saying that cuz of the menopause…

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2013

26

Dec

Tequila and Milk Challenge of the Day

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If you’re hungover…and still full of Christmas dinner, trying to have a pleasant day, just finishing up your breakfast or lunch…getting ready or coming back from boxing day shopping where you saved 50 dollars on a wide screen TV after waiting in line for 3 hours in a state of crisis for said TV..or even if you’re on an empty stomach…angry and hating the world…this video will not make you happy…and I am posting it because not everything in life is fucking happy…if anything…if you’re really a gangster about shit…bust this party trick out on New Years Eve…all over some bitch who won’t suck your dicks’ face.

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2013

26

Dec

Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

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Lucy Pinder..Glamour Model who’s career is based on showing her tits…did a Christmas Shoot for her site…showing her tits…because that’s what her career is based on. Makes sense, no surprises here…she’s a little thick and needs a bit more photoshop, give her an ass, get rid of the bad skin and bruises… but you’ll like it…cuz you can see her tits…and that’s really all that matters…at least when it comes to Lucy Pinder since it’s all she has going for, all she’s every done, her self worth…and she knows it…unlike other women who don’t realize that their tits is all that matters…

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2013

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned…Christmas is still happening…everyday is Christmas…it’s not over yet and if you aren’t wasted under your chistmas tree playing with your granny’s panties…than you’ve failed at life..if you’re at work…well then you’ve really just thrown in the fucking towel…

Here are some morning links

Selena Gomez Nipple
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LeAnn Rimes in a Gown in a Gym Shower
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Police Reports froM Christmas
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Hot Girls in Tank Tops
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A Whole Lot of Sofia Vergara
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The Worst TV Shows of 2013
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Slow Motion Christmas….
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Big Fuckign Tits
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10 Natvitiy Scenes Made Out of Food
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
GO

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2013

25

Dec

Vida Guerra Big Booty Christmas Twerk of the Day

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Vida Guerra reminds us that she’s still around and ready to attack the world with her ghetto booty everyone loves…through the best Christmas card in the history of Christmas cards…because even if you’re not into big asses…you will be able to appreciate this…wishing it was being unwrapped and spread under your Christmas tree..even if you’re Jewish…

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2013

25

Dec

Christmas Day Topless Activist in Church of the Day

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Some topless girl with “I AM GOD” written on her chest raided a Catholic church on Christmas Eve, the most Holiest day of the year, in Germany….because I assume she was either raped when she was a little boy by a priest, or more likely seriously misguided, attention seeking, trying to be punk rock, while really just being an asshole…let people practice their religion however they want…whether the whole holiday is so anti Christian and anti religious through it’s commercialization or not…

I don’t know what she’s protesting, but watching them drag her out of the church was fun…would rather this end in a porn scene exorcism…but I guess you can’t get killed for this kind of behavior anymore…too bad.

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2013

25

Dec

Jennifer Irene Gonzalez for X-Mas of the Day

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The homies over at VENICE CHIC remind us that it is never too late too learn how to decorate a Christmas tree…

This not really what I remember my grandma looking like when she decorated the tree…which is a good thing..

This video Features some babe named Jennifer Irene Gonzalez, who I am going to assume is not Asian…

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2013

25

Dec

Slow Motion Christmas Bounce of the Day

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Rachel Williams and Daisy Watts are some Glamour models you…and pretty much the rest of the world have never heard of…but they are dressed in Christmas

If you don’t like that…here are some boobs….making Christmas music

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