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2013

24

Dec

More From Lady Gaga’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

Photographer JEFF KOONS had the misfortunate experience of having the stare and deal with a nude Lady Gaga, and attempt to make her look appealing, by hiding her fucking face and focusing on her fit dancing monkey ass…and I can only assume the whole room smelled like death radiating from the depths of her soul through her vagina…cuz that’s what happens when the devil takes over your body…

He released some of the outtakes, because why not milk it when you can, he probably made a lot of money cuz of the album cover and booked lots of jobs, she’s a big deal especially when naked…I just think we should celebrate his hard work in putting himself on the front lines like that…it couldn’t have been a good experience…like a pulitzer prize winning war photographer…but with more gore….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

24

Dec

Drunk Irish Santa and Some Other Holiday Cheer of the Day

Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas

But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense….

What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution….

I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re at work…your life smells like failure…but that could just be a cologne sample from the department store they are trying to peddle to people who don’t realize it smells like “I really haven’t made it”….

It’s Christmas eve, stop being a Grinch and look up skirt scrambling at the mall…flirt with sales clerks and trick them into telling you about when they bathe…or seduce your brother’s drunk wife…who cares what it is…just live for the pussy and die for the pussy…that’s the real meaning of Christmas…

Here are some morning links…

Terryfying Santa
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Freckly Bitches
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Sexy X-Mas Chocolate
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Panda GIF of the Day
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Stacy Keibler Gallery…
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Better than You
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Olivia Wilde Fat Tits..
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Claudia Romani Bikini Santa
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The BEst Fails of 2013
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, I like to fuck with advertisers who solicit me than reject me…here’s todays email that was in response to their rejection:

It is a Christmas Miracle…Time to fuck lonely Christmas bitches in town for family for a few days and down to fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Man Jumps Through Glass…and Fails…
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Best Christmas Chocolate Ever…
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The Best Pic of Cheryl Burke Ever
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Selena Gomez Showing her Belly…
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Blind Man Tries to Guessing Color Scented Markers
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The Best and Worst things About Winter…
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Merry Christmas from Signing Goats
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5 Crazy Swiss Army Knives
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Claudia Romani in a Thong Thong Thong….
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Beyonce Spent 38k in Walmart This Weekend
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Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams…
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Kate Upton Boyfriend Dumped her and She Tried to Eat Him…
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Helen Flanagan Panty Upskirt…
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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The Best Version of Every Important Christmas Song..
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Gigi Marie in Leather Leggings
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2014 Calendar Girls of Seagrams Gin….
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Future – Back – Problems
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The Most Hetero Pic of Simon Cowell…
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Some Chick Named Merino Naked
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Steve Martin Deletes his Racist Tweet
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Nude Pic of Kelly Brook
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Leighton Meester’s Shitty Leggings
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Taylor Swift
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Zoe Saldana Lives….and Wears Jeans…
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Fresh as Fuck Heart Beating Sushi…
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Julianne Hough Funny Pants
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Amy Willerton Working Out
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14 Morals from X-Mas Movies
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Dress Showing Some Tit
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Plane Landing Goes from Bad to Worse
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Amanda Seyfriend Crotch Shot
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Cold Fucking Animals…
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Jodie Sweetin Was Better on Meth
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Carey Mulligan for Dazed and Confused
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Some Girl Destroys all Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Valuables
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Sabrina Sato is from Brazil
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The Best 12 Years as a Slave Poster
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Girls in Lingerie
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Kelly Brook
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Sexy Xmas Slut in a Cheesy as Fuck Shoot
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Some Other Xmas Slut in Cheesy as Fuck Shoot
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Girl Fucking her Doll
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Girl Fills Herself with a Garden Hose
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Dec

Rihanna Does X-Mas of the Day

Rihanna must be bored in Barbados…you know having a 22 million dollar condo…just isn’t enough…she needs the attention of the masses and she needs people looking at her…so when there is no photographer around all that’s left is to stage your own instagram shoot with shitty camera…lingerie and your groupie BFF you probably fuck…it’s all part of being an attention seeking hooker…who has made it work for her…and I am totally into that…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas Bra of the Day

I feel so lied to…Miley Cyrus pretends that she’s not into bras…and that she’s part of some showing your nipple revolution…yet here she is in a bra…I mean what else has she lied about…could it be that her entire existence is a lie…is her career a lie…could that be possible…I mean if I saw it on TV and read it on the internet it must be true…it’s gotta be real…it need to be…

Enough of that…Here’s her vagina in concert….because she is the Christmas Spirt…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

23

Dec

Alyssa Miller’s Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Alyssa Miller bores me. I think she’s some con artist…who dated the SI photographer who had the influence to get her booked in SI…which led to her dating Jake Gyllenhaal to further her fame and career…which must make him really happy for helping her out and launching her…it’s like thanks girl I loved for using me to get to the top of the fucking charts in the industry…even though you were better suited as some cocktail waitress..

Here she is in some of her better work…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

23

Dec

Cheryl Burke in a Bikini of the Day

Cheryl Burke is a mom…with a stupid looking face…who probably has no business being on TV, but is on TV, actually I don’t even know if she is still on TV, but was on TV, because she could dance…

I’ve always viewed her as a failed stripper, you know the beacon of hope for professional dancers everywhere that one day may make it in the world…well not her specifically, but all these Dancing with the Stars hookers…and now I just view her as some mom tits in a bikini..because this picture is the extent of her existence this Holiday Season…and always.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cheryl Burke

2013

23

Dec

Beyonce in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Beyonce keeps on trying…she’s just skankin’ out like she still had sex appeal in a dress that is probably made with some 3M patented fabric that was developed for space travel that makes fat bitches have decent enough curves if used the right way…

I like to think she’s trying to stay relevant…at the very least in the eyes of Jay-Z…because you know he’s out fucking girls who have sex appeal…like Rihanna…

You know why retire with your 100 millions of dollars, when you can use that money to shove yourself down people’s throats…because that’s all you need.

TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

23

Dec

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics of the Day

Audrina Patridge lives.

That’s really all I have to say about that. In fact, I’ve already said too much because when you’re a fake titty Orange County pile of shit who scammed her way onto a TV show that paved the way for a middle class life and a real low level celebrity for life…you kinda don’t matter…

The only real happiness her decent body cuz she’s got nothing better to do than work out…is that her boyfriend she pays for cheats on her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Audrina Patridge