2013
20
Dec
Here’s Miranda Kerr looking’ bloated, like she’s been retaining a little water, maybe too much salt in her diet..maybe just sadness from being irrelevant and calling on favors with major photographer friends, who will still shoot her because she’s still Miranda Kerr…and not totally irrelevant at least not yet…and she takes a good picture…with her nipples out because maybe, just maybe she’ll get job…
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2013
20
Dec
I am not a camper, as far as I’m concerned, that shit is for lesbians and tree hugging vegan weirdos who don’t shower…
However, POLER STUFF is fucking awesome stuff. It brings out the unshaved mountain man in me. It makes me want to chop down my own Christmas tree, or save a damsel in distress…and I figure that you might as well gift someone with one of their products because maybe it will make them feel the same…getting back to their americana roots….making the world a better fucking place..
Or you could always use their stuff when you take that special lady out to your special spot in the middle of no where…in the forest where no one care hear anything…and a bag…can come in handy to transport….all you need to transport…
TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE
Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY
2013
20
Dec
Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested….
Here’s a shower pic…
Here is her vagina lip – just cuz
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
20
Dec
Rihanna was showing off her nipples in a see through dress the other day, and I don’t think anyone really cared, because we’ve all seen Rihanna naked before, and this see through shit isn’t quite good enough for anyone to really ever masturbate to, but I guess worth looking at because they are pop star expensive tits…that she doesn’t have to show off, but shows off anyway, making them semi interesting for the split second you spend looking at them.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
20
Dec
I guess Rita Ora…the UK Rihanna who is now in the States paving a way for herself as she waits for Rihanna to fall off to take the fuck over…got herself booked for a DKNY campaign, because it pays, gets her some exposure, and well, gives her an opportuneity to show the world she’s got great fucking tits…Who knows if she’s ever going to make it and live the American dream, maybe she already has, but we do know that worst case scenario…she’s always got these tits…unless of course breast cancer gets her…
Posted in:Rita Ora
2013
20
Dec
Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius….
If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at.
Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Irina Shayk
2013
20
Dec
Alysha Nett is some internet or instagram celebrity who I have heard rumors that despite her millions of followers, she can’t afford to pay rent, which may be why she’s posing naked in this free magazine, or maybe posing naked for free is what she does and that’s why she can’t pay her rent…I mean I guess none of that really matters, she’s internet famous, people care about her, at least some people care about her enough to look at her pics, and here are her nipples…because why the fuck not…
Posted in:Alysha Nett|NSFW
2013
20
Dec
Russians do everything better. I don’t know if it is because along with stealing their souls, communism made everyone more pragmatic and efficient, or if it is because communism gave them all a sick sense of humor, and a fear of pretty much nothing, but I do know that a lot of what Russia has to offer, at least in the form of a youtube video is pretty fucking genius even if it seems so hurting…not to mention Russian women, even the ugly ones, are amazing to look at, even when they steal your fucking soul and Social Security number through webcam sex.
Posted in:Videos
2013
20
Dec
There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment…
Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything…
So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.
Posted in:Alana Blanchard
2013
20
Dec
It is hard for me to support an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret and their advertising campaigns that are lazy and uninteresting when the women are better in pictures even if the women they chose are substantial women…at least for the most part…because I know they peddle garbage product to the retard masses and white wash it with boring catalog pics of models willing to pretty much fuck on camera for fashion – but rather keep it PG for the Christian fellowship that floods the mall stores to buy their made in Bangledesh by a 10 year old bra and panty sets…especially this time of year because it’s an easy present for a brain washed society….but I’ll still post it because one man can’t protest so many tall hot half naked bitches…no one will notice….
Posted in:Victoria's Secret
