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2013

18

Dec

Kelly Brook Bikini Thickness of the Day

Kelly Brook is so thick….yet she is posting videos of her showering with her friend…something I assume all girls do together…because the idea of girls comparing vaginas and tits is what I would do if I was a girl…and because it seems like something girls would do in their catty, hate each other while pretending to love each other, even though they are competing with each other for male attention way…and I am the one watching it, making a bigger deal than her hips, which are pretty big out of it…as she pushes 40 and I push my boundaries of acceptable weight for a girl I want to have sit on my face…because I guess we’re working together here, even if Kelly Brook doesnt’ know I exist.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

18

Dec

Izabel Goulart Fitness Moment of the Day


Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit.

I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

18

Dec

Carmen Electra Lives of the Day

Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old.

Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years.

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2013

18

Dec

Anti-Rape Device of the Day

This video looks old…and looks like a viral video joke from another country…but being an ignorant North American, I am going to assume the tranny dick underwear to fight off rapists actually exists, but I would question how effective they are because when it comes to rape, you don’t really care if there’s a vagina, you just want to get up in it, and if it’s got a dick attached, that will usually make the rapist real mad, and turn what would have been an innocent rape into a murder…but it is still funny.

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Dec

Gabby Harrington Bikini Shoot of the Day

Gabby Harrington is some low level model I follow on instagram, because that is the whole point of instagram, it’s finding the new pussy that the industry hasn’t abducted yet, you know the girls who still model for free and are as hot if not hotter as the high paid models, who work hard to get noticed and increase their likes by posting ass pic after ass pic after ass pic and in Gabby’s case….legs and legs for days…and for some reason I like the young up and comers self starting and self promoting far better than the tired bitches with a high day rate and ego…they are way more fun to try to sext.

Posted in:Gabby Harrington

2013

18

Dec

Kate Moss Legs Modelling Shoes of the Day

Kate Moss did Playboy as part of their attempt to reinvent the dying magazine by taking a cue from fashion magazines and even Playboy Europe who have been “fashion porn” mags because fashion porn is hot…and the girls in fashion are better than the girls in porn..while still willing to get naked and show pussy cuz it is their job….and everyone cared…except me…because we’ve seen Kate Moss naked since the 90s, when she was at her prime…and even if I think she’s amazing, any 45 year old naked can only be so exciting, but I’ll still stare at her photoshopped legs for any and all campaigns…like this one.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

18

Dec

Maja Simonsen Nude Modeling for Chris Kontos of the Day

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the Purple magazine blog, who decided to submit the pics and thanks to the internet, and not my love of uptight fashion magazines and the uptight people they cover who take themselves too seriously, but rather the fact that fashion is bullshit, but bullshit that tricks girls into getting naked, making it something I may not participate in, but definitely pay a bit of attention to, because young tall girl tits, under any circumstance, exposed for any reason, is good enough for me….

Posted in:Maja Simonsen|NSFW

2013

18

Dec

Bikini Model Turned into Santa Claus is my Porn of the Day

Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way.

If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When it is cold as fuck and I don’t want to leave the house, even though I hate my wife, I I have no choice but to FaceTime random phone numbers, sing them love songs, and get them talking about their tits, in efforts to get them to show me their tits…only problem is random phone numbers never lead to tits…

Here are some morning Links…

Christina Aguilera’s Tits
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Eva Mendez is Single
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27 Winter Holiday Tradition Origins
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Celebs Who Never Age
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Behind the Scenes Calendar Shoot
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Girls Gaming
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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The Best Sports Plays of 2013
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Here’s a Little Lingerie Christmas Dance…
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Pictures of Ass
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn at a Deal
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2013

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I like laughing at misplaced ads on the internet…it’s a fight I fight because no advertising networks what to advertise here since posting pics of celebs and models is “pornographic”…for some fucking reason I call the worst kind of porn ever…since people like taking the safe route…even though Youtube has the weirdest fucking videos around but everyone wants to advertise on youtube…it’s the lie that is the ad industry…

Not that you care, but mormon ads next to vodka ads with girls in lingerie…is genius…now I’m going to go crash some holiday parties.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Picture of the Day
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Colin Farrell Banged Liz Taylor in 2009
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Girls and Their Bare Backs Not Getting Barebacked
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Busty German Chick of the Day
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The Suite Life of Zach and Cody Dick
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Cara Santana Short Legs in Leggings
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Fake Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot Posing of the Dya
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Christina Milian Side Tit in Public
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Rihanna is Boring for Balmain
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Alyssa Milano’s Classic Nude Scene in Embrace the Vampire…
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Joanna Krupa Lets Her Tits Fly Loose
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Things Santa Does that Would be Creepy…
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7 Ways to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts This Year
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Jaclyn Swedberg in a Bikini
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John McClane Would Have Died – This Many Times….
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Top 5 Super Model Instagrams
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Bieber Kills Women
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Miley Before she became the New Miley
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Lamar Odom’s Daughter is 15 and Taking Selfies
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Kelly LeBrock Still Hot in her Mugshot
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25,000 Dollars to Promote a Movie…and This is What Dude Did….
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Chinese Man and Shot Glass Shoved Up Ass
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Maegan Good’s Big Old Tits for Complex
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Lindsay Lohan in Shorts
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Cat Attacks Women in Snow
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip
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Nasty Super Woman Tits
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Lady Gaga Tied Up
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Girls Listen to Mom Fucking
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Ali Larter Ass in Tight Pants
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Some Dirty Mexican Pussy. Is There Any Other Kind?
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits and Her Babe with the Paparazzi for Attention
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Trashy Christmas Pics
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Crawl Your Cock Inside One Of These Hot Asses
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Katy Perry and Cowboy Video for you to Kill Yourself To…
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Interesting Greek Chick in a Bra That’s Too Small
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Iggy Azaelia May Be a Man
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Kim Kardashian Waxes her Baby’s Eyebrows
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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You’ll Think Twice About Raping Her
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Leah Michele Grieving in Black Showing Flesh
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Amateur Fucked with a Broom
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a Girl and her Dildo
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Girl in the Kitchen Strips
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Violent Masturbation
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Rugged Girl Masturbates
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Nude Blonde and a Boat
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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