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2013

06

Dec

Amanda Bynes Post Rehab Butt Shot of the Day

I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person…

I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally.

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2013

06

Dec

Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are.

And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties…

That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone…

Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever….

Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course..

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2013

06

Dec

Kaili Thorne Nude of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…and she has a shit stain on her thigh…

You may know her because her older sisters are named Dani Thorne and Bella Thorne…they are some Disney trash with red hair…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…meaning they were raised with perfect questionable morals and values.

Well unlike her boring sisters, she’s getting naked, in artistic nudes so it’s still acceptable… and I appreciate how she rebels and differentiates herself…and I fucking love it cuz her 21 year old body is banging…

I want to marry her tits….even though I fear her weirdo redheaded family…

I like her strategy.

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2013

06

Dec

Sarah Harding Upskirt of the Day

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Sarah Harding is some British girl from Girls Aloud some fabricated bullshit pop band from the UK that you’ve never heard of because the UK has the most fabricated pop bands per capita than any other
country….but more importantly, because Girls Aloud is a 90s band…at least based on her face…and her level of panty flashing trying to get as much attention as possible…flashing her panties that are probably part of the dress but that we’ll pretend is something more scandalous…because it makes her more interesting on the internet….

These should be pussy flashes…

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2013

06

Dec

Arlenis Sosa Pena for H&M Lingerie of the Day

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Weird Ethnic and Photoshopped…is what I like to call Arlenis Sosa Pena…that’s my nickname for her…even though I’ve never heard of her or met her…I figure giving randoms pet names…is just the level of creep I want to be…and that’s why I am going to start busting it at starbucks or with my wait staff who can’t escape me…because it is their job to humor me….just to see how they react to my love…

Either way Arlenis Sosa Pena is in some boring catalog shots…and they bore the fuck out of me….but they are half naked enough to pretend they matter.

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2013

06

Dec

What the Fuck is This of the Day

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Sara Tommasi is an italian TV host…who I guess has fallen off and decided to make some serious career moves to matter…and it got my attention because let’s face it..look at her doing whatever she’s doing here and try to deny that it’s one of the single most amazing things you’ve ever seen in your life…it’s the right amount of desperate, disgusting to look at, big nippled, and weird as fuck to suck you in…and make you want to masturbate, just to challenge yourself and see if you can get off….

This is amazing..in a horrible fucking way.

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2013

06

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Behind The Scenes Bikini Pics of the Day

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BENWATTS is a photographer I’ve been following on the internet for a very long time…he has what the average dude would think is the single best job in the world…if the average man didn’t think photography was for the gays…because he spends his life making tons of money, flying to amazing places, in luxury settings…shooting model babes…who you know look at lot better in pictures than in person…because they are super sized humans…who when standing next to them…you go up to their belly button…making you look like the number 10 walking down the street with them…

TO SEE THE MORE – VISIT BENWATTS.com

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2013

06

Dec

Taking the Bus in Russia of the Day

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In case you didn’t know…Russia is the center of the world…it is where everything good on the internet comes from…and who knows…the Russians…as primitive as they pretend to be…all free from communist and into basic human instinct…like drinking heavy, selling beautiful women, and making billions through corruption, with as many girls and being the hardest motherfuckers in Adidas track pants ever…

It’s amazing…but if you don’t like that – here’s a father hitting a kid with a ski on the ski hill after his kid gets smoked…

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2013

06

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie of the Day

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The bad thing about being in Miami is knowing that Lindsay Lohan is here, in her bikini, because I love Lindsay Lohan and all she has to offer the world…

But the other thing about Lindsay Lohan, in her bikini, barely showing off that bod as she’s suffocating her tits, with some dude I guess she’s fucking, let’s call him number 1478, because when it comes to Lohan’s vagina, shit is like a factory turnstile, just counting to see how many people have rolled through….I want to be 1479.

The last and most important bad thing about Lohan in her bikini, is not the smell, but rather seeing her on her phone, intentionally ignoring me, hiding from me, acting too cool for me and hurting my feelings…because all it would take is two minutes of her time to set up a little cuddle session for old times…

Lohan, we are in the same city, I feel your presence…the connected at the soul force is too much and it’s glorious…no wait..that’s just my hangover dripping down my leg…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about Miami so far has been trying to find Lohan to propose to her…I couldn’t find her so I settled on a 50 year old toothless black homeless chick who hadn’t showered in days..but I didn’t really propose to her…I just paid her to let me piss on her…drunk on the sun….

Here are some morning links..

Girls in Tight Dresses
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Amanda Bynes Lives and Is Amazing
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THe Fake Paris Hilton Howie Mandela RIP
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Paz de la Huerta Lives…
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Joanna Krupa VS Nina Agdal
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Shirtless Germans Videobomb News
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Fails of the Week
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5 Comments People Need to Keep to Themselves
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