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2013

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about drinking all night…and waking up drunk…half dead…probably better off dead in terms of usefulness…as people aren’t into internet Assholes and internet asshole is all I know…is the morning hangover dump…and here it is..

Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Some Random Nobody in a Bikini
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The Best NBA Post Dunk Taunts
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15 mistakes that Can’t Be Undone – GIF
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This Vin Diesel Speaking at the Paul Walker Crash Site Creeps Me Out…Because I Know Behind Closed Doors they are all Celebrating the Financial Gain.
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An Eagle Stole Some Camera…and the Footage is Funny
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Chopped Off Thumb Prank
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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
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The Quickest Dishwasher in the World
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Dec

Jenna is the Babe of the Night X-Art, NSFW

Her name is Jenna and despite Jenna being of of those names that is a bit of a cliche name for line of work, this is the Jenna is the opposite of the rugged Jenna you’re probably used to..

She’s young, fresh faced, vibrant and natural looking…I mean she looks like a real girl with no major issues, just into posing nude, because nude is amazing and that’s all we can really ask for from a babe…

Thank you Jenna for being you..

TO SEE HER MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day



In case you didn’t know…TMZ was a link partner with DrunkenStepfather.com…that was up until an hour ago…when I got the above email.

Apparently, TMZ legal team and execs at Warner Bros don’t like me writing my opinion about a 33 year old dating a 16 year old, so close to his death, like all the other sites have been reporting…

I think this is the most tragic thing in the Paul Walker death.

Will I recoup from this loss in traffic and relevance? Stay tuned to see if Jesus Martinez kills himself.

Remember, if you want to get ahead in life, keep your opinion to yourself, follow what the corporate execs tell you, don’t be your own person…be a advertiser friendly robot…like everyone else..that’s how you win.

This could be the “Illuminati”, Hollywood is really powerful controlled by a few people, and they know Fast movies just doubled in value thanks to a well played death. The stories you read are fake, it’s all bullshit and lies, trying to make the world a dumber place.

They post his crash video…because it helps sell tickets to Fast…I talk about his 16 year old girlfriend…and I’m the bad guy…it’s insane.

Don’t be and idiot…Here are some stepLINKS…

At least Vin is Subtle About His Friend’s Death…You Know Not Stoked to be Cashing in At ALl
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A Whole Lot go Selfies….
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Reese Witherspoon in Heels Isn’t Hot….
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Emily Ratajkowski Naked in a Shower
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Moms Don’t Like Bikini Baristas
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Sienna Miler Cleavage….
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Steve Irwin Tribute….
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Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dog…
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10 Things You Do Drunk
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Miss South Dakota in a Bikini 2013
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12 Celebrity Couples You Will Never Forget – But Probably Want to Forget
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Some Chick Posing Sexy..
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Lady Gaga’s Italian Bush for Candy Magazine
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The BEst TV Gifs of 2013
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Some Classy Greek Bitch….
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Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Watch…
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Classic Sports Cars Exploding
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Cara Santana in a Bikini….
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Here’s one guy who’s happy about Paul walkers death
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Rita Ora Big Tits…..
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Heidi Montag in a Bikini
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Some Babe in Bra and Panties
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Elsa Pataky Stood in For Natalie Portman in Those Love Scenes…Jealous GF…
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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini….
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Candice Swanepoel Topless in ID Magazine
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Girls Tugs on Clothes.
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Law Studenr Selling Pics of Her Boobs….
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Some NUdity from Some MOvie
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Linda Blair 1982 Titties…
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Emily Ratajkowski Huge Tits for GQ
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Kendall Jenner Hiding From the Paps
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Zoe Saldana’s Booty in a Dress
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Some Chick Named Julia Mancuso Doing Fitness
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Ron Burgundy Scotch
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This Ostrich Can Dance
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Porn Movies – VOD – DVDS – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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Girl Fucks a Banana
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Vacuuming a Girls Anus….Until it is Ruined
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Some Girl High on Crack Gets Freaky on the Subway
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Corncob Sex Tory
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Some Busty Babe VS Curtains
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Kate Topless on the Beach
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Two Lesbians in the Kitchen
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Are There Ever Really Too Many Webcam Sites? I Don’t Think So….
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Emo Girl on Cam…
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Worse Webcam of the Day
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Bush in Candy of the Day

I could have gone through life never seeing Lady Gaga’s bush, because I think she’s the worst and there are so many other bushes I would rather see, yet, for some reason…a reason called me loving bush, this makes me happy, because her fans and the world will know that pubic hair is not the enemy, so I guess Gaga and I are fighting the same fight on this one, as much as I like to think that Gaga and I should never be on the same side of anything…because Gaga is the worst…but this..all thick and Italian…works for me…she’s won this round…keep up the good weirdness…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2013

03

Dec

HUF Worldwide is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics.

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT


TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

03

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipples of the Day

If a celebrity’s tit falls out of her shirt that she’s wearing with no bra because she wants her tit to fall out or doesn’t care whether her tit falls out…does it make a sound, and by sound I mean does it fucking matter…

If that celebrity tit belongs to a top model, who has really only been in one movie, designed to prove that Megan Fox is a talentless whore…but has been in countless photoshoots, does it fucking matter…

I am going to go with no, we’re all desensitized and don’t care about anything by penetration or death, there’s just too much shit going on online to even bother, but it’s ok to look at for a few seconds and say “oh hey there’s a nipple on a model that I’ve seen before, oh she bangs a bald dude cuz he’s rich and ripped, oh she’s lovely as fuck”…and then that moment is gone…and we all move on…so move on…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

03

Dec

The Best thing to Happen to Youtube Today of the Day

This girl is from Vancouver Canada and the homies at VIDHUNTR turned me onto her…

She’s some crackhead looking girl who dances around in her underwear and I don’t think there is anything better than that available to us…she’s exactly what I have alays been looking for…

It’s like she’s mastered this internet thing, figured it all out, and is on her way to being her own next Beiber…cuz as far as I’m concerned, she’s a star and my opinion is all that matters…

Watch some of her genius, creepy, amazing work…it’s love songs to my eyes…

Here’s another one…

And another one…

One more….

All legendary…let’s hope this makes her famous because she’s perfect and deserves it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Dec

Today in Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

I guess someone told Selena Gomez that she had good tits…because something happened recently where all she wants to do is show her tits…

Is it a distraction from her weird chipmunk face with weird fake lips…or is it just because tits is what people want…I mean did she change her birth control pill and turn that A-Cup to a B-Cup or did she just eat her way to a B-Cup…who fucking knows what the strategy or reason behind it is…but it’s happening and I am watching even if cleavage bores me and I’m more into hardcore sexuality…if you know what I mean…like spread eagle ass shots…but Disney girls gone bad, always a good storyline, even when you know they’ve been polluted with Bieber’s dick, a dick that is rumoured to be huge, which makes the whole thing far fucking worse…

This is some Christmas event, seems like an appropriate outfit…nothing says Christmas at my house like tits

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2013

03

Dec

Topless Diesel 2014 Calendar by Terry Richardson of the Day

Everyone shits on Terry Richardson for having boring pictures, or being played out, even though he took a style that influenced a generation of photographers…and everyone calls him a creep or a pervert because he fucks 20 year old models who groupie on his dick…because any normal guy would say no to model pussy…they say he gets girls in positions they don’t want to be in…but they are just blinded by the camera flashes that they don’t notice or some shit…but the reality is that every straight man is a fucking creep and a pervert, some are just smart enough to become photographers…and every gay man is just a pervert, but being gay they are in it together, so their perversion just produces an aids crisis in the 80s cuz everyone was fucking each other…

All this to say..people like to fuck nice looking things…and Terry likes to take nice looking things and make them look more like something we’d like to fuck…can’t hate a motherfucker for that.

Here are some pics he shot for the 2014 Diesel calendar..

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2013

03

Dec

Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of model or aspiring model Ireland Baldwin in a bikini with her boyfriend, she’s 18, 6 foot and large…but has figured out, probably thanks to years of Media Training by her pro parents, that stand next to a bitch fatter than you, and you’ll always look skinny…she’s a clever one this Ireland Baldwin and I am a fan of whatever it is that she does…because..it’s harmless half naked 18 year old fun…and big or not..I’ll still look at the pics…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin