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2013

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Nothing says hello Miami like a stepGIRL practicing her twerk…because Florida may not have invented twerking, and is better known for sex offenders and George Zimmerman and zombies…but from what I’ve seen…the twerk is strong…

Get some DrunkenSweatshop StepGirl Panties

Here are some morning links…

Nerdy Macbook Decals
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James Franco Batman Gayness
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Some Lana Del Rey Short Film
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2013 Movie Mash Up
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Cindy Crawford Posing with Cindy Crawford
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Some Flawless Booty….
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Jessica Timberlake and her Tree
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Big Booty Bitches
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Amazing Spiderman Trailer
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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
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Some Facts About Peanut Butter
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So many girls on Cam Getting Naked…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Dec

A Bunch of Babes Together of the Day

THIS SITE is amazing..and as far as I’m concerned they are the only site putting any thought into erotica…they are the only site coming at us with something of quality and not just smut…and it is all because they use girls who girls would probably masturbate to, because they are non-threatening and don’t look broken, if anything they look like legit models yet they still do adult content, because I guess as models, it’s hard to get work, and getting naked for fashion or getting naked like is is all the same thing to someone who loves being on camera…it’s that fine line that they crossed, but crossed it well and with style and I like it..

Even if it’s romantic lesbian porn pics, something I normally hate, I can fuck with these thanks to a thing I call loving naked girls, especially hot girls I like looking at in pics as foreplay…

Here’s a taste of what they have for you…

TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Miami.

Hit me up if you want to do Karaoke and sing each other love songs…or even interpretive dance.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Ass Booty..Booty
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Mariah Carey in SPANX for X-Mas
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Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman.
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Rosie Jones Calendar Pics
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Man Proposes with Manure
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Jordan Carver Workout Pics…With Big Tits
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Chery Cole in Some Leather Leggings…
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This is Ryan Seacrest’s New Girl in a Bikini Selfie…
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Claire Danes in Glamour
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Are these Ads for E-Cigs or Blowjobs?
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Christina Ricci Lives
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The 50 Sexiest Videos of 2013
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Necrophiliac Trailer Before a Disney Move- Teach Those Kids Right…
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Beyonce Legs in Shorts…
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Man Shaves Legs with Blowtorch
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Adriana Lima’s See Through
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Ariana Grande Upskirt…
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13 Really Bad Tattoos…
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This is What Shakira Looks Like Now
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The 15 Sluttiest Music Videos Ever
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Holly Peers Topless in Nuts
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Celeb Nipslips and see thrus!
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A whole lot of Underboob
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6 Bad Lessons Implied in Disney Movies
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some DP With Toys….
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Some Naked Babe Baking a Cake
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Dirty Fucking GIFs
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Grossest Porn of the Week
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Dude Pisses on a Train
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Some Workout Titties
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Learn How To Make a Girl Squirt….Because Once You Make a Girl Squirt…You Own Them
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Porn Movies – VOD – DVDS – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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WE LIKE TO ROCK THE PUSSY WITH THESE
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Dec

Adriana Lima’s Nipple in a Wet White Shirt of the Day

OMG! A model who has made her career being half naked…and even naked sometimes…I’m talking titties for fashion back from before she was a mom..gets into a wet t-shirt for a photoshoot and people actually care..even though she’s 100 years old in model years…and seeing her pull this wet t-shirt thing off like a college girl…only old as fuck…is…fuck it…fuck it all to hell…it’s hot..I’ll give into this one…fuck you for winning wet white t-shirt fetish….I can’t be a hater at all times…sometimes even the most evil, soulless pricks need to love……

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2013

04

Dec

Anmari Botha is Showing Nipple for Numero of the Day

Anmari Botha is some New Zealand model and like all models…and strippers…and really girls in general who crave male attention or getting ahead in any aspect of life…even just building her self esteem…she’s showing some nipple..a nipple that you probably couldn’t masturbate to because we are all desensitized freaks who need to delve into weirdness..unless we’ve come full circle and jerking off to nipple is that weirdness..which wouldn’t be so bad…considering the other weirdnesses available to us…

I’m just happy to say, I’ve seen her tits. I feel like it brings us closer together…and paves a foundation for love…even though these pics are boring!

Posted in:Anmari Botha|NSFW

2013

04

Dec

Some Angie Harmon Armpit Hair of the Day

This picture of Angie Harmon’s tit from the side is pretty awesome, until you look a little closer, and see that she’s missed a spot shaving, but not just a little stubble, we’re talking serious armpit hair the kind that takes months to grow, leading me to assume that Angie Harmon is the kind of girl who locks herself up for months at a time, never leaving the house, or playing mom, in her athletic sweatshirts, because I know I haven’t heard about her in a long time, so she’s sure as hell not going out and raging…but when she does, she has to get all dolled up, and groom…which I guess is a little too much work of her, even though I’m sure she could afford a little VIET girl to do it for her, like every other white person..

I am not disgusted by this at all, but probably should be, I guess I just don’t care and continue to have no standards, especially when 41 year old tits, even they are fake, are a nice distraction.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Angie Harmon

2013

04

Dec

Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic of the Day

Gillian Anderson posed with an Eel….not for Japanese Eel porn cameo, because the Japanese Eel porn industry is lucrative enough to hire someone like Gillian Anderson to be their featured guest…it’s for Charity…not that Eel porn isn’t charity, just not an official Charity….

The charity is called FISHLOVE and it is not some vaginal reference..it is for saving the oceans because the ocean is the foundation of our world…and I am actually a huge supporter of saving the oceans because our climate depends on it…

So I’m into this Gillian Anderson shit, but probably not for the same reasons as the x-file nerds who are pretending this eel is an alien..

Freaks…

Posted in:Gillian Anderson

2013

04

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Boxy Christmas Mom of the Day

I kinda like how with the birth of her two kids, an eating disorder that involves overeating Texas BBQ, Jessica Simpson has the ability to look like a white trash mom in her 40s at her office Christmas party in her best dress she picked up at Sears for the occasion…

It’s like a Christmas miracle or some shit, that a mom could look like a mom…showing off some cleavage to distract from the fact she has no neck, probably harnessed into straps and shit…and the whole thing just reminds me how old I am, because there was a time Jessica Simpson was a serious babe…that time..has come and gone…but with every negative there is a positive, and in this case, the positive is new pussy that has replaced her…thank god for that…cuz she’s done.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2013

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches…

The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

04

Dec

Paris Hilton DJing in Dubai Bikini Pics of the Day

Paris Hilton may be the worst, she may not matter to the general public, the media may not talk about her because she was overexposed and replaced by the Kardashians, but apparently, she matters in Dubai, where she is on a DJ tour, because Dubai is the only place that still cares about Paris Hilton…they like over the top tacky shit…or maybe it’s just how they mock America through our “idols”..

Whatever the reason, she’s been posting bikini pics peddling her line of purses, and whatever else she does to make money, because she’s a hustler…from trust fund…to sex tape…to riches…it’s the American dream…

My favorite picture is the one she posted of her “disguise” in Dubai. but that’s only because it makes me think she’s terminally ill, and a terminally ill hilton is a hot hilton…

Posted in:Paris Hilton