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2013

05

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Naked But Not in Porn Yet of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is one of the worst things that has been shat out of reality TV…from fucking Diddy to be on some bullshit show Diddy produced…to trying to prove she was smart on the Apprentice…to always being an abrasive as fuck fat chick who had to try to prove that she was more than just fake tits and fake hair that had sex with rappers…as fat chicks do when they start feeling like their are being objectified as a jump off dudes call when drunk and high at 4 am…always the side bitch never the main bitch…only to be ridiculed and cyberbullied into losing her fatness…gaining some self respect…and posing with no bottoms on because bottoms get in the way of penetration…and I guess she’s proud of this work, cuz it’s better than being a stripper or pornstar she was destined to be…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this shit on the internet.

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2013

05

Dec

Sara Sampaio Dances for Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Portuguese model Sara Sampaio was caught dancing badly on Nina Agdal’s instagram…and I was okay with that because despite popular belief, I have very little involvement in her public image or marketing, but I should be, because if I was…she’d be working the local strip club, high on drugs, living in my basement, pulling sex tricks…because that’s a way better way to live than being a high paid Victoria’s Secret model…I mean struggling like the immigrant she is builds character, this life of luxury just fucks these girls up and takes them off a better course for someone like me looking for a lap dance.

Here she is posing for free people…

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2013

05

Dec

Aline Weber Titties For SCHON Magazine of the Day

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Aline Weber is a Brazilian model…and these are her tits…because when you’re from Brazil, you gotta pull a lot more than showing your tits to end up being a top model for a bunch of major brands…you see cuz there are 100s of girls who are willing to really work it hard…so doing this is like barely an issue for her, and it really shouldn’t be considering that it’s just a set of fucking tits…who cares…unless you’re an arab or a jesus loving virgin…there’s really nothing to see here…except in the USA…it’s deemed porn..

Either way, tits for fashion or tits are still tits..

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2013

05

Dec

Ashley Benson Bikini of Instagram of the Day

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If you saw Spring Breakers, you will know that Ashley Benson is a bit of a fat chick who isn’t shy about getting into a bikini because compared to the average girl, that’s to the American Diet, she’s skinny and thanks to the feedback she got from her bikini work, she probably thinks she belongs in a bikini cuz that’s what people want from her…however…she posted this to instagram and it’s clearly a secret internet fatty move…lying on her stomach and hiding her body cuz her face doesn’t look like it’s retaining water yet…

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2013

05

Dec

Nina Agdal Does Football for Bebe of the Day

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I am really not a Nina Agdal fan at all. I think she’s overrated, and I think her face usually looks like she’s a retarded person, begging for money for her retard home at the mall…and I don’t think her ass is as good as a bikini models ass should be…and I the rest of her is alright…but still nothing worth celebrating the way Sports Illustrated celebrates her because I assume Sports Illustrated bought her from some human trafficker in whatever country she’s from and own her and that’s why they promote her so much….

That said, these pics she posted of her on her instagram with some football paint on her face, even though she’s clothed, is some of her better work in hiding the retard face, and I felt the need to share it with you….

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2013

05

Dec

Monika Jagaciak by Remi Kozdra & Kasia Baczulis of the Day

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Monika Jagaciak is some hot Polish model….who I think walked the runway for Victoria’s Secret this year, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t really give a fuck about all those interchangeable girls, I just look at their half naked pics in anger because this billion dollar empire takes willing, eager models who they own, and don’t get them fully naked, juggling or doing other dancing monkey shit…that they could get them doing…what a waste…

Here are a lot of pics of her that I am posting for absolutely no reason…

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2013

05

Dec

Best Selfie of the Day

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This makes me laugh…some dude was on a bridge about to Jump and some chick took a selfie with him…it’s the best selfie ever and I would have done the same fucking thing because this is a me mentality world we live in…always producing content for our social media…and more importantly, who gives a fuck about some suicidal asshole…it’s not like she can get up there and save him, so she might as well seize the fucking moment and end up on the cover of the newspaper…this is selfie was the biggest thing ever for her and I think I’m in love..

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2013

05

Dec

Amy Adams Back for Vanity Fair January 2014 of the Day

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Amy Adams is old…pushing 40…She’s a mom and she’s boring…but she’s a redhead who isn’t scary to look at, which is a rare occurrence and probably why she works in Hollywood, because when they find them, they have to scoop them up and exploit them…

Her claim to fame was some Disney shit, and Lois Lane in Man of steel, so I guess her career is at it’s peak after what was probably 20 years of working at it…

Now she’s in Vanity Fair and she’s sexing it up and showing back, which would probably be hotter if this was a porn magazine…and not Amy Adams…but she’s in her underwear anyways for the freaks out there who have an Amy Adams Fetish…yay

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2013

05

Dec

Georgia Salpa Big Tits at the Lingerie Awards of the Day

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Georgia Salpa is not famous, at least not here, she is a busty girl who attends events and posts half naked pics on instagram, yet only 50 people care…but that doesn’t mean she’s not valid, or worth your time to stare at, in fact, it just means she’s more accessible in her quest of showing off her tits, because after a girl puts herself out there so much and no one bites, or gives her a TV show, she’s eager to talk to anyone who reaches out to her, hoping that they will make her dreams come true, and sure, I can’t do shit for her, but I can lie…and those tits…well they can do things for me, like smother me, feed me, and give me something to play with when I’m stressed…She’s lovely…and she’s at the Lingerie Awards, which is something that exists, because everything you can think of exists, no matter how irrelevant or stupid it may be…

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2013

05

Dec

Russian Parenting Compilation of the Day

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Russia is an interesting place that I don’t really know anything about, other than the whole Cold War, Iron Curtain, Communist work camp, unable to buy Levis, love for McDonalds, Olympic Medal winning, super human because they killed off the weak ones, hard living, hard drinking, no soul…amazingly hot women…which I guess is all I need to know…

Things are done differently in Russia, especially parenting, that’s not to say they are right or wrong, maybe just confused by their freedom, and I think it’s a whole lot of fun to watch…

If you don’t like Russian parenting, here’s a crazy bitch in an Oktober Fest Fight even though it’s December…

And a UPS Driver treating boxes like I treat boxes…with a tender touch thanks to being unionized and hating his job.

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