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2013

29

Nov

It’s Black Friday Death Count of the Day

What the fuck…

The fact that people get this excited over stuff is just insane to me. I mean are we really that desperate that we need to put ourselves through this hell. How is this fun? Maybe I’m just too anti social and not into leaving my house to understand why people anywhere would go mental over a 50 dollar modem…or more importantly wait in line for 50 dollars off a TV…blows my fucking mind that this happens…people camp out for weeks and die for this shit..

Here’s an arrest…

Here’s a stun gun brawl….

Black Friday is amazing…That said, someone is covering the Black Friday Death Count,,,

There is a site devoted to it – CLICK HERE TO SEE IT CUZ IT IS AMAZING.…

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Nov

Selena Gomez Does a Halftime Cameltoe of the Day

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I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options…

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While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…

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2013

29

Nov

Camille Rowe in a Bathing Suit in Australia of the Day

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CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis…

You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof.

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Posted in:Camille Rowe|SFW

2013

29

Nov

2 Guys Tag Team a Chick in Public of the Day

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This is amazing…basically some homo is wake boarding and looks up on the bank and some girl, who we assume is a girl is taking it from both ends, in the least perverted, but entertaining of ways…it’s like “look at this beautiful lake, let’s pull over, and I’ll take you from the front and homie will take you from behind”…and I love it…

The reason I love it? Sex in public is amazing. Especailly for a voyeur is like the golden egg you seek. Group sex in public is like the gold at the end of the rainbow, it doesn’t exist…ever…except now it does…eternally on the internet…

Amazing…unless of course this is 3 dudes, which will change the dynamic of the video a little bit and make it a little less awesome, but still awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Nov

Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day

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Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla…

I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Liu Wen|Malgosia Bela

2013

29

Nov

Emily Didonato Hot for Vogue Italia of the Day

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EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL …

I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that.

I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them…

I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.

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2013

29

Nov

Wisdom Teeth Medicated Patient Wants Ass and Titties of the Day

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I can relate to this kid. All I want is ass and titties, only I don’t need my wisdom teeth removed to let the people around me know…cuz ass and titties is all that fucking matters…

I never trust these wisdom teeth videos, but this one’s good because it’s up on some DJ Funk kick and I’m always down for some good old DJ Assault etroit Booty House..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Today in Izabel Goulart’s Instagram of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is one of the better people to follow on instagram because you get to watch the ex-Victoria’s Secret model, who still does their fashion shows, but who isn’t in their catalogs, which is weird to me, slowly transition herself from a Brazilian lingerie model, to a Brazilian fitness model…because her instagram is all her fitness shit, and if you scroll back you can see the evolution of being toned to being ripped…from lady-like…to her clit is probably the size of a grown man’s thumb, and despite not being as hot as it could be, I do like me some fit girls…maybe not this fit…but it’s better than fat especially when staring at them tits.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

29

Nov

Wife Plays Fisherman of the Day

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The audio on this is actually what makes the video funny.

I mean seeing some wife fish for the first time to make her husband happy on some trip they went on is a nice gesture, but save that shit for the Facebook album your friends will pretend to care about. Showing your investment into keeping your marriage exciting is just fucking boring…however the soundtrack of your time is amazing and if this was set to a sex scene, it would be substantially funnier…maybe someone needs to do the edit…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass at the Grocery Store of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime.

Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass.

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