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2013

25

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make an Appearance of the Day

Hayden Panettiere decided to put on a dress with a window built into it to show off her investment that was meant to balance out her really weirdly shaped body and massive back…but I can’t seem to focus on the tits, and possible nipples, because I am just trying to figure out her massive head. It’s like she’s a bobble head, the human form, but I guess that kinda goes for all midgets, but I never hear anyone every talking about Hayden Panettiere’s big head, but I guess, I also never hear anyone talk about Hayden Panettiere…..

That said…I repeat..I think I See Nipple…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

25

Nov

Krysten Ritter’s in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

I don’t know who Krysten Ritter is and I am not saying that to play hard to get. I have done posts on her before and I am doing a post on her now…so clearly I’m buying into whatever she is or whatever she does. I’ve even heard people say her name, but for some reason, I just don’t remember anything about her, and I call that reason her being perfectly fucking average…and uneventful, even in her bikini pics for her social media…but I will post them anyway, because clearly someone out there likes her, and more importantly some pervert out there doesn’t need her to be anything or anyone to be into these pics…so here they are.

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2013

25

Nov

Even The Streets of Russia are Tough of the Day

Here’s a video of a Russian road doing what a Russian road should do and that’s not take shit from anyone or anything…and just blow the fuck up in rage…or not even in rage..just to show us that they can..because that’s what being raised on Communism is all about.

If you don’t like that…here’s a pretty intense accident…from some POV shit that you can watch wishing you were driving the car…because your life is boring, your job sucks and driving into on coming traffic is your only hope…

Or Maybe you like the pre-Surgery knocking’ himself out video he probably shot for Vine because the internet’s gone nuts and everything must be documented…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Nov

The AMAS from Instagram of the Day

There was a time when I used to live-blog these events. I’d make fun of every live award show, even the low grade ones that don’t matter, like the American Music Awards…which to date have been the only award show what have invited me to attend…something you’d think would make me like them, but reminds me of how desperate they are.

You see I like my award show like I like my women…no, not locked in my basement or on all fours…but rather thinking they are too good for me, and not giving me the time of day…

Things that happened that you’d care about…Rihanna dressed like an Emoji, Taylor Swift is just 23 and wins a lot in her tight dress and 80s hair, J.Lo sang in Spanish because the Hispanic market is huge and still buy her records, even when she wears panties, clearly a Crime on Catholicism….Miley sang with a lip syncing cat, in what was genius creative direction – seriously – I loved it and Lady Gaga showed up on a try hard pony and pretended to be Marilyn Monroe while R.Kelly shoulda been peeing on her…and Christina Aguilera he been cyber bullied into not being fat…Good times…not really…awards shows are shit and this one should have died with Dick Clark…

Here’s a round up from instagram…to give you a sense of what I hope you missed, because you’re a grown ass man and don’t need to watch this shit…

Here’s the Miley Performance…


TO SEE ALL THE PICS
CLICK HERE TO SEE A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF AMA PICS

Posted in:AMAs|SFW

2013

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

9 Years Ago…on November 23, 2004…I started this site…not many people were doing it at the time, not many people I’ve come across along the way are still doing it, most have died off or moved on, or sold off to the corporations who bought everyone up after they realized we were innovators and we beat th to the game…

Yet I’m still here…day after day…doing the same fucking thing…like groundhog day…in the same shitty basement apartment with the same shitty wife…

THIS WAS MY FIRST POST …always asking for Noodz…

I just hope I’m not here another 9 years…because this first 9 years, now that they are up, are pretty depressing…but on the flip side…at least I don’t have a job and everyday is the weekend…always..see there’s a bright side to everything…

Who cares about the past, it’s a waste of time, save that never forgetting shit for 9/11, the Holocaust and girls molested…I’m all about progress…

Here are some morning links…

The New Christina Aguilera in a Tight White Dress – Less Fat – Because Cyberbullying Works
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News Anchor Hates Snow Covered Patio Furniture….
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Is This Rumer Willis the Monster With the Weird Face Half Naked and Looking Hot?
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Girls in Lingerie
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Taylor Swift’s 80s Hair Gets Me Hard
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I Am Still Watching These Japanese GIFs
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This Photocopier has a Dirty Mind
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Backflip Fail
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Harry Potter Wants To Die on a Film Set…And We Want That Too…
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Here’s an Emergency Crash Landing…
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Sprinter Tries Rugby and He’s Fast…
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Russian Road Explodes!
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Hot Naked Girl Covered in Mud
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Here are the Most Powerful Celebs
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Weirdest Version of Little Drummer Boy…Ever…Who Are These Freaks…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE GETTING NAKED AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…get your twerk on…or at least get some girls to get their twerk on for you…i just hope it’s way sexier than this….

Even though the most enjoyment I get in my day is watching the asian cashier struggle while counting money because she’s either bad at being asian..or she’s just not used to our money…I mean that and trying to convince girls to come over for a hot tub party only for them to realize my home is a janitors office and the hot tub is a mop bucket…doesn’t really get them excited by the dead bolt lock helps…

Some much good happens on my JOIN ME ….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Taylor Swift’s Dress is Kinda See Through
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants you to be Nicer
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The Best GIFS out of Japan
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Alien Cat Communicating Weird
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Today in Brooke Hogan News…He Dumped his Fiance
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jennifer Lawrence Fucks
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Her Name is Barbie – She’s as Classy As You’d Expect
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Bar Paly is Hotness
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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Anastasia Ashley in this HANDY Shirt is the DOPE SHIT
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in Tight Jeans
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10 Google Earth COCKS
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Deer who Plays Dead
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Elephant Freaks Out After Seeing Ocean the First Time
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Drunk Guy Vs Patio Furniture…
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Cute Animals Being Assholes
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Andrea Calle in a Bikini
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Angelina Jolie Has Big Nippes for a Girl With No Tits
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Zach Braff Photobombs a Wedding
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Eidita Topless Video
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Angry Dude Stabs his Ex GF
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Top Model Selfies on Instagram
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Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer – and By Skin Cancer I Mean He’s Gay
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More Hot Social Media Pics…
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Get Down Party Girls…
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Laura Cremaschi – Red Bikini
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Blackhead Removal Video of the DAy
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Jennifer Lawrence Faked a Meltdown
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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5 Carnival Games for ADults
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How To Date Rita Ora
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Chloe Sims Bikini
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Yoda Was Supposed to be a Trained Monkey
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Girl Sings With Her Mouth Closed – FREAK
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Baby Sharks Birthed on the BEach
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This Company Launched the First “Adolescent” Lingerie Company
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Sabine JemeljanovanBikini & Ass for Front…
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Textastrophe is Pretty Genius
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Latin Grammy SEE THROUGH
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Walking a Pet Dino in Central Park
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Josh Brolin…Checked Himself into Rehab
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A 2012 Rosie Huntington Photoshoot to Masturbate To
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Babe Tastes Herself
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I Jerked Off to this Video
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Michelle Marsh in an Awesome Nude Video
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Amateurs Showing Off their Bods
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Girl VS 10 Inch Rubber Dick
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Some Chick Doing Condoms Shots
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Become a Squirt Master!
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SEX NEEDS THESE ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Nov

Lindsay Lohan on Behind the Scenes of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s social media manager put up these pics of her…behind the scenes of some set…I don’t know what this is a behind the scenes of…maybe it’s her Oscar winning performance…maybe it’s a commercial to help pay her rent…maybe it’s a TV show or photoshoot she’s doing a cameo in because she has no shame and is trying to get back into some level of relevance because despite looking 40…she’s still in her 20s…and most people in their 20s I know are still in college and haven’t started shit yet…so with all the people she knows and the fact that she’s Lohan…I believe in her second wind…anything can happen…even LINGERIE FOR TWEENS

Lohan’s looking good…it’s just too bad she never calls me anymore…one of life’s great tragedies..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

22

Nov

Abigail Breslin Posing for Tyler Shields of the Day

I’ve met Tyler Shields , he was with some young hot model who I wanted to marry without knowing, but she was too busy working the photographer to be his subject and to make herself more high profile…as these things tend to always go…

At least, when it comes to photographers…who aren’t gay…the only reason I straight dude would ever get into photography or DJing or music in general…or even sports is the pussy…

He seemed like a good dude and his pictures are theatrical, maybe even a little on the cheesy side, but his friends are famous, his product is fine, and he makes huge money selling his shit…so he’s obviously onto something…

And that something is taking pics of 17 year old Abigail Breslin naked, in a towel, etc…because she’s probably actually in her 20s, it’s just that she had to lie about her age to book Little Miss Sunshine..

I don’t know much, but I know Tyler Shields isn’t a pedophile, because 17 is legal in Canada, more importantly, the difference between 17 and 18 really isn’t much..it’s not he shot these when she was Little Miss Sunshine…

Here are the pics…and BUY HIS BOOK

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|SFW|Tyler Shields

2013

22

Nov

NYMPHOMANIAC Trailer with Blow Job of the Day

When I was in High School and addicted to shitty 70s porn, back when renting a movie was based on the nudity warning, I had this concept of putting real sex in movies, because these assholes get enough and all whores anyway, that if they really wanted to work for their pay, and be “artists” who were “authentic” and not mainstream puppets with dark private lives, but a great public image, they’d get into their characters and penetrate girls…or whatever…

Since High School, there have been a few movies that have had real sex in it, I mean you’re a pervert and probably know them all, I’m not going to bother naming them or googling them to find them…but I will say, that it is the way movies should be made…all movies..even Disney movies…

Well, now the latest in sleaze is a movie called NYMPHOMANIAC that isn’t paying to advertise her, but that did put up a trailer on youtube with a fucking blowjob in it…

But since it’s a mainstream movie, Youtube didn’t pull it or ban the account, but instead ran banners and pre-roll ads on it…

Even though when I post a video of a girl in a bikini, my shit gets deleted…

Big business gone dirty and big business being hypocritical…always a good time when there are dicks in mouth involved…

Here is the YOUTUBE featuring BLOWJOB – good job GOOGLE….

If Youtube pulls it…here it is…

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Kelly Brook Sleazy on Instagram of the Dat

Kelly Brook is pretty much a 40 year old high class escort who markets herself by booking random campaigns for magazines using her tits that I can only assume she doesn’t get paid for.

We call it the “Chrissy Teigan Day Rate”…meaning she’s probably signed to an agency, she probably has a fantasy day rate like a real model, but really only books jobs she does for free to increase her profile…or to make her feel better about being 40 years old…

She’s always naked or half naked, her tits are still pretty fun to look at, and she just posted this on instagram…saying “look at me, look at me, I hope this gets me more followers”….in her head…because playing it cool, like that she does this for work, and not for ego…is kinda all part of it..

I’m not complaining because I don’t care…

Posted in:Kelly Brook