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2013

27

Nov

Lydia Heast is Magical of the Day

Lydia Hearst is one of my favorite people in the world which is saying a lot because I hate everyone and everything…

I follow her on the internet and she is the perfect girl. She’s got a great sense of humor, she’s cool as fuck, driven, down to earth and most importantly not a useless little whore princess, like she was Paris, who she could have very easily become if her parents weren’t just as cool as her…

Apparently, as you can see in this video, she is hot as fuck…now if only she’d respond to the love letters I’ve been mailing her…she’d know my heart goes out to her today, and everyday. She’s amazing and has already won. I LOVELYDIAHEARST. She’s one of the last standing good souls left…

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2013

27

Nov

Diane Kruger’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Diane Kruger is in a bikini.

She has sex with Joshua Jackson.

She is German..

He shits on her.

That’s all I have to say about that, I think that’s technically a poem. I’m an artist, at least that is what I tell girls, because it’s easier to trick them into getting naked….because girls are dumb as fuck especially when it comes to tricking them into naked.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

27

Nov

Miranda Kerr is Reaching…in a Skimpy Clothes of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a whore wife in a fake relationship with a gay guy who didn’t want people knowing he was gay because it is bad for the teen heartthrob marketing pitch….you know the kind of whore wife who fucks the neighbour’s kid and gets caught for it..only to have to story swept under the rug because a billion dollar brand with all kinds of power didn’t want that getting out…leaving Miranda Kerr scared, alone and even her boyfriend Bieber gave up on her and went the route of whores…

So she did the only thing she could..and that’s rock a bikini or bra skimpier than any of the shit she ever wore for Victoria’s Secret…that will show them…even though we can just google you to see you nude you fucking model retard.

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2013

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest…

You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked…

But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly..

Hot GIF…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

27

Nov

Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

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The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period…

Either way, here’s her ass.

Posted in:Alana Blanchard

2013

27

Nov

Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

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This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked…

She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now.

This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense.

What is she thinking.

Posted in:Emily Ratjkowski|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense.

Turns out it’s just a whale exploding.

It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

27

Nov

Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

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Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35.

I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about cheating on my wife every chance I get is the new pussy….you see marriage is boring and depressing as fuck and you only do it because she pays your rent…

here are some morning links…

Courtney Stodden Brunette Big Titty Selfies
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Anchor Man 2 Pics
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Tarantino’s Next Movie Will be a Western…I Love Westerns
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Robot Operated Hotel in China Weirdness
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Diane Kruger in a Bikini
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Awesome Yoga Pants
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Kate Upton Fires her Hair Stylist
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Lucy Pinder NAKED DEM TITTIES
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Ashley Greene is Beat the Fuck Up and That’s Porn to Me
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Sax Battle on the Subway
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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Girls in their Natural Habitat of Slut
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2013

27

Nov

Dillion is the Babe of the Night

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DILLON …if that’s your real name…when you look at me like that…dressed like that…you are going to attract the wrong kind of attention for a job interview and no one will take you serious at your job interview you…unless of course your job is getting naked and giving boners…because shit girl, I’m taking whatever that’s going on here, right now, in these pictures pretty fucking seriously…becauseDILLON is serious…so serious…she’s what legends are made of…and I endorse this kind of activity…always…and forever..

To see a more hardcore Dillon because you are a pervert Like me… CLICK HERE

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