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2013

28

Nov

Chantelle Houghton is the UK Thanksgiving Turkey of the Day


You probably don’t know who CHANTELLE HOUGHTON …but she was a “Glamour” model…and now she’s doing her best thanksgiving turkey impressions…or maybe this is a Kate Upton modelling impression…

Either way, this plus sized model, fat chicks being celebrated shit has gone too far…keep the fat in your house eating ice cream alone crying…not showing off her gut in the most offensive of workout outfits..

Even if she has not dignity…and even if she’s a whore with no self respect…she should have the decency to be in some serious SPANX and not this…

However, for some weird reason…I call attention craving she’s doing it…and in some weirder situation…I am thankful for whatever is going on here not because I like fat chicks ever, or because I like fat girls working out, trying to not be fat chicks, but because I hope it inspires some of you girls to not over-eat this thanksgiving…cuz fat is disgusting and I’d hate for you to get all Kate Upton unnecessarily…skinny and fit is beautiful…this is not…

The best thing about these pics is that they look like someone screamed “Free Cake” and bitch is running to get it…hilarious

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Posted in:Chantelle Houghton

2013

28

Nov

Rose McGowan is Naked in Some Student Film Shit of the Day

Wild Rose on Nowness.com

Rose McGowan is awesome…

I’m not just saying that because she’s got awesome tits…or maybe I am…but I am saying it because she’s got awesome tits…I mean I am sure there is more to her than awesome tits…like she’s definitely got more to offer the world than just her tits…she’s had an interesting life with interesting stories…there are more than just tits to this babe…but we don’t need to focus on that….not here, not now…

Rose McGowan is naked in this video for NOWNESS…that reminds me of a shitty college film I would have made, you know any excuse to get the babe naked, fuck I’ll make it black and white, I’ll set wind, I’ll even find a meadow with birds chirping…it’s just formulaic and not high enough a concept for me…however..Rose McGowan is naked in it..and ever since the mid-90s…when I saw Doom Generation…Rose McGowan was something I was all about…even in her 40s…she’s looking’ bangin’. Goodtimes…even when she yells at me on Facebook…for being an asshole…but then again, I generally like girls who hate me an find me a disgusting human…

Posted in:NSFW|Rose McGowan

2013

28

Nov

Vagina Knitting is Pretty Insane of the Day

The best hobby of the year goes to this freakshow and her vagina knitting…not because she’s hot or what she does is compelling, but because she can’t be fucking serious and if she is serious, that makes her amazing.

I posted this on Facebook and some of the homies were into the Menstrual Scarf…but I had my mind set on yeast infection socks…

But like all things lesbian, vaginal and feminist, there’s little room for dudes in this, so that’s why I’m starting “Asshole Knitting”…where we do things our own shit covered way…smelling like a Japanese scat pornstar…everywhere we go…or wherever our knitted tea cozy, throw blanket or sweater and hat set go.

I’m thinking about teaching this at Old Folks homes.

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Nov

Girl on Molly Gets a Light Show of the Day

Girls have been getting high at raves for the last 25 years or longer…and I’ve been there to see it for the last 25 years of longer…usually wondering what the fuck these idiots in their soiled fur pants were thinking as they got some random creeper to give them a light show that they were mesmerized by…but now it’s gone mainstream, but more importantly the world has cameras, and with cameras come videos of girls in full retards mode and I love it….and not just I know how easy it is to trick these girls on MOLLY to get naked….but because of how stupid they look.

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not thanksgiving here, but all you self righteous assholes in the states have been polluting my life with your family pics, your food pics, your silly anecdotes and your lists of things you are thankful for…

I’m thankful for the internet, even though I hate it, but without it I wouldn’t be a dot com billionaire and more importantly, I would have no questionable girls with no morals to have sex with behind my fat wife’s back.

I’m also thankful for pussy…

But I’m really thankful for this heart warming thanksgiving story they are clearly going to make a Hallmark special on because nothing says thanksgiving….like a mom hitting herself in the stomach for the holidays because no one wants no bastard babies…and all those “who’s the dad” question gets annoying around the turkey…at the homeless shelter because clearly this girl has no family…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls With No Bras….
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Shitty Stars Celebrating Thanksgiving Because They Aren’t Shitty or Self Involved Enough
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11 Signs your Turkey Was Fed Growth Hormones
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6 Mostly Reassuring Facts About Flying
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Why Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You
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17 Naughty Natives for Thanksgiving
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Some Cheerleader Getting Checked Out
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Eminiem’s Rap God Video
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Bears Acting Like Humans
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Family Photo of the Day
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Girls Girls Girls on Camera…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Nov

Dude Fakes His Wedding Proposal of the Day

You, like me, probably hate proposal videos. But this one is different. This one makes fun of proposal videos…even if it’s probably produced by Jimmy Kimmel and these are paid actors…it’s going to go viral..

The story is that this dude’s girlfriend was creeping on his shit as girls do…because girls are insane and she found out he was going to propose to her….so he decided to prank the snooping bitch…while getting his friends to film them in perfect situations where someone would propose, only to not propose..and as much as I think marriage is the fucking devil that will rob you of your freedom and life for no real reason…that is impossible to escape…usually with the person you don’t love at all…it’s a well done video because not everything is throat fucking porn, or Kanye Video Remixes with Seth Rogan…that people find hilarious when clearly anyone with a brain wouldn’t…but some things are just clever mind fucking jokes I approve of…

From the shoe tie fake, to the middle of restaurant announcement, to the random love songs by buskers on the side of the road…This dude did good and I am sure you’ll be seeing him on Ellen, or maybe this is all a Thanksgiving Kimmel prank…but it’s gonna go viral.

I didn’t watch the whole thing…but I hope it ends in a bloody murder…that is what proposal videos are missing.

If you don’t like that….

If you don’t like proposal videos….Here’s video of a dude get sucker punched and ending up with brain damage…

Or maybe you prefer redneck wood splitting…because an axe is totally inconvenient…but modifying your car just makes sense…

Or maybe you prefer a mentally ill dude getting smoked by Toronto Police 2 years ago

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a sad day when the girl you’ve been sexting for a week…putting in work..finally sends you a nude pic…and her hot body has a dick…but sometimes you just have to deal…and go balls in your mouth…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kesha Causes a Photographer Fight….
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The Hottest Wedding Pic Ever….
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Twerkin Turkey is the Worst Joke Ever….But Jaclyn Swedberg is Hot…
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Hot Booty!
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I Want to Fuck Deborah Mace
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Taylor Swift in a Tight Dress
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Diving in Shallow Water
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11 Hottest Voted Pornstars…
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Intense Flame Thrower….
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15 Anchor Man Gifts
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Shitty Hand Turkeys
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Shanna in Lingerie
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Bag Snatcher Gets Beat
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5 Drinks To Get Through the Holidays
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50 Most Important Video Games Ever
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Jaclyn Swedberg is Alright in a Bikini
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Pregnant Megan Foxe Makes an Appearance!
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Dating Expectations Vs Reality
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Khloe Kardashia is OJs Kid..>We Know…
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Evil Dad Laughs at Son’s Crash into Tree
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Cat Malfunctions!
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39 Unfortunate Names
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I Love Rihanna Twerking
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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How to Make Reusable Firecrackers
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Brooke Mueller Momming is Not Hot….
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hint of Nip
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Terminally Ill Katy Perry Cover Singer – Dies of Cancer
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Unharnessed Bungee
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Maryna Linchuk with Naked Bitches
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Mylene Klass Flashing her Panties…
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An Unexpected Music Star
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These Twins Won’t Let Each Other Go- Because Their Parents ARe Trying to Drown Them
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Carey Mulligan in a Sweater is Not Better than a Pumpkin Spice
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Macri Elena Valez Sanchez has the Silliest Name But Looks Good Half Naked
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Eliza Gonzalez in a Bikini…
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Client List Lingerie for her Pregnancy
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The Song From Frozen You Will Like…
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Taylor Swift, Jon Bon Jovi and Prince William Singing…Living on a Prayer…
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Thigh Gaps….
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First Kiss with a Vaccuum…
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Drive Thru Vanishing Driver Prank…
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Mother Panda Sees Baby for the First Time
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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LELO IS GIVING AWAY VIBRATORS FOR BLACK FRIDAY!!!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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This Girl has Flower in her Butt and I Like It…
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Amateur Girl…Goin’ At It…
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Can You Really Ever Get Enough Cam Girls? Really? Impossible.
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Friends Shaving Pussy
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Big Tits in an Old School Video
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Make Girls Squirt..Then Own Them…
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Banana Masturbation Under Table
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Best Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Nov

Nicki Minaj Selfies of the Day

Nothing says Thanksgiving like Nicki Minaj posing in Selfies showing off her tits like they matter…because like all tits..they do matter to someone out there..I was never a fan of Nicki Minaj, I used to find her a fat Gaga try hard with shitty music, but for some reason, a reason I call love, she’s grown on me…and every tit pic she posts I like her better..I think there’s something admirable about a girl just trying to get ahead even when she’s’ already ahead…by posting sleazy pics to the internet intentionally…sure it’s bottom feeding shit…but it means she’s in the right headspace.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Showing her Nipple of the Day

I’m thankful these J.Lo mom nipple in her 50s slip from a photoshoot…aren’t J.Lo mom pussy slips…

Not because I fear pussy, but because I fear J.Lo pussy…

It’s one of those pussies that I am sure eats you up and spits you out…leaving you confused and wondering what just happened….because how else did she get this famous with average looks and average booty…it’s gotta stem from the pussy’s evil powers…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|NSFW

2013

27

Nov

The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness…

I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation….

I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down…

Good times.

Posted in:Videos