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2013

29

Nov

2 Guys Tag Team a Chick in Public of the Day

This is amazing…basically some homo is wake boarding and looks up on the bank and some girl, who we assume is a girl is taking it from both ends, in the least perverted, but entertaining of ways…it’s like “look at this beautiful lake, let’s pull over, and I’ll take you from the front and homie will take you from behind”…and I love it…

The reason I love it? Sex in public is amazing. Especailly for a voyeur is like the golden egg you seek. Group sex in public is like the gold at the end of the rainbow, it doesn’t exist…ever…except now it does…eternally on the internet…

Amazing…unless of course this is 3 dudes, which will change the dynamic of the video a little bit and make it a little less awesome, but still awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Nov

Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day


Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla…

I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Liu Wen|Malgosia Bela

2013

29

Nov

Emily Didonato Hot for Vogue Italia of the Day

EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL

I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that.

I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them…

I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

29

Nov

Wisdom Teeth Medicated Patient Wants Ass and Titties of the Day

I can relate to this kid. All I want is ass and titties, only I don’t need my wisdom teeth removed to let the people around me know…cuz ass and titties is all that fucking matters…

I never trust these wisdom teeth videos, but this one’s good because it’s up on some DJ Funk kick and I’m always down for some good old DJ Assault etroit Booty House..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Today in Izabel Goulart’s Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the better people to follow on instagram because you get to watch the ex-Victoria’s Secret model, who still does their fashion shows, but who isn’t in their catalogs, which is weird to me, slowly transition herself from a Brazilian lingerie model, to a Brazilian fitness model…because her instagram is all her fitness shit, and if you scroll back you can see the evolution of being toned to being ripped…from lady-like…to her clit is probably the size of a grown man’s thumb, and despite not being as hot as it could be, I do like me some fit girls…maybe not this fit…but it’s better than fat especially when staring at them tits.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

29

Nov

Wife Plays Fisherman of the Day

The audio on this is actually what makes the video funny.

I mean seeing some wife fish for the first time to make her husband happy on some trip they went on is a nice gesture, but save that shit for the Facebook album your friends will pretend to care about. Showing your investment into keeping your marriage exciting is just fucking boring…however the soundtrack of your time is amazing and if this was set to a sex scene, it would be substantially funnier…maybe someone needs to do the edit…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass at the Grocery Store of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime.

Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass.

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Useless Cop of the Day

This is an inspiring Thanksgiving video to ring in the Holiday season and bring in the holiday spirit of goodwill towards men and the black Friday sales…where you can save up to 50 dollars on a TV if you’re lucky…

Where a group of civilians jump into icy waters to save an elderly woman who is stuck in the overturned car…

Only for the cop, the trained professional to stand on the sidelines and watch, because it looked under control, as he chatted on his cellphone and the people handled the rescue as untrained professionals…

I guess he didn’t want to get wet, he doesn’t get paid enough for that. What a jok, but in his defence aren’t all cops useless in their own right?

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thankful for all the questionable women who are feeling especially lonely today..you know without family, or friends, or a significant other…drunk and desperate just looking to fill the void with any random cock…

I am really thankful for them…

Here are some stepLINKS

Warning – Morning After Pill Doesn’t Work on Fat Girls – That Shit Follows You For Life
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Gary Oldman Beating the Meet
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Lil Kim’s Camel Toe Remix…
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Ass…
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Hilary Duff Dressed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
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30 Gifs to get you Through the Day
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The Geese Tsunami…
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Some Chick Named Talita in Lingerie
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God Doesn’t Want These Girls to Twerk
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Some Thanksgiving inspired shit..
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Nicki Minaj Selfies…
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20 NBA Dunks of the 90s
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Sabine Lisicki in a Bikini in the Bahamas
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9 Ways to Survive Holiday Dinner
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Jordan Carver’s Big Tits Being Covered in Milk
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Amanda Cerny in Leggings Working Out
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Rat in the Toilet – Crazy
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The World Record Holder of Pizza Boxes…I am Sure He Fucks A lot
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Some Hot Babe Named Megan Elizabeth Stripping
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Rosie Jones and Friends…Topless
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Some Japanese Stop Motion
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Rita Ora Shitty Panty Flash
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Truck Cheats Death…
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Truck Explodes on Highway
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Chloe Moretz in a Magazine
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Glacier Disintegrates
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Marloes Horst in Lingerie Catalog Pics
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British People Describe Thanksgiving
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Vanessa Hudgens in her Underwear
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Intense Firecracker Show…
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Liliana Lago in a Bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld is Boring as Fuck
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Some Crazy Car Accident
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Irina Sharipova fo Nasty Gal
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Eva Mendes is Dressed Like a Biker
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Thanksgiving Google Doodle
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Lily Aldridge for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Sheer Panty Flash
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Some Victoria’s Secret Bitch Dressed Like a Native for Thanksgiving
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Some Mexican Trash in Bikini Photoshoots
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Dude Sells Testicle to Buy a Car
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Kate Bell Topless in Some Movie
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J.LO Nipple
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Lauren Conrad Craving Attention in Cosmo
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How Texting Mind Games Will Ruin your Life
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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The Grossest Video you Will Ever See..
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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A Bunch of Shitty Lesbians
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Some Cam Girls Being Cam Girls
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Bitch Pulls Her Tits Out on the Bus
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Hot Chick Masturbating
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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Young Meaty Pussy!
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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Some Bitch Stripping By the Fire
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Show Her a Good Time This Holiday Season…
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Nov

Nina Agdal Bikinis in Barbados with a Dude of the Day

I am convinced that not only does Nina Agdal still smell like Adam Levine’s sperm that he accidentally spilled on her when taking a break from his fiancé who is some other model….

I am also convinced that she is a full retard who happened to luck out in the body department because everyone has something to offer…even full retards in the home…whether it is sex they can’t tell on you for…or cheap labor…or a hot body…or even a drooly mouth to stick your dick in…while they play with rocks in the corner…

I’m hoping this new possibly gay dude, who is possibly her boyfriend or handler has a lot of money, because that SI caliber swimsuit model body she’s been milking…is gone the route of other SI girls…like Kate Upton because SI has no fucking taste and choose the worst girls ever…as Nina Agdal’s body is hardly as hot as it was, not that it’s getting all fat thighed and dumpy assed and shit…because I guess she assumes that’s what people want…

Bitch needs to get her squats on!

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Posted in:Nina Agdal