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2013

02

Dec

Caroline Berg Eriksen is the Best Post Pregnant Mom Ever of the DAy

People are such haters…it makes me laugh, especially in the FAT Generation we live in, it’s like a skinny bitch happens and everyone wants to bring her down and shove food down her throat and make her fat and lazy like them…

The story behind this is that Caroline Berg Eriksen, who is some Soccer wife in some other country, just had a kid…posted this selfie, because that’s the kind of Glamour Model who lands soccer players, slut she has always been…and the public went nuts..

It’s like who fucking cares that her body is banging’ even after pregnancy, this is the way it should always be, and for that…I celebrate Caroline Berg Eriksen … and you should too…

Not everyone buys into the scam that when eating for two you have to eat for fucking two, not everyone uses it as an excuse to indulge now that you’ve trapped your man..some people want to stay hot, despite their 9 month retirement plan….

Fat girls are just jealous..

Posted in:Caroline Berg Eriksen|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Weirdest Video of a Classy Couple of the Day

The beauty of accessible camera equipment and distribution thanks to technology and China…is that every white trash couple who in the past would have never got their hands on a video camera…and if they did you’d never see their art house picture, can now get turnt up in their disgusting living room, to demonstrate whatever fucking weirdness this is, and for some reason, a reason I call the human experience fascinates me, I got sucked in…I want to know more…who is this girl in the pink Walmart nightgown she stole from her obese 5 year old, and what does this topless man do to pay for all their luxuries…it’s freaking me out….I need to have dinner with these people.

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Starts Up the Holiday Season of the Day

The Christmas Season has arrived, I know this because the last month, I’ve been seeing decorations and TV specials, and the world is trying to shove buying garbage gifts for people I don’t even like, down my fucking throat…that’s why I try not to leave the house…

The parties, the laughing, the music, the dancing, the happiness, that isn’t even real happiness…it’s exhausting so for November, I tend to hate on it…but come December 1st, motherfuckers, I’m listening to Christmas music, trying to get invited to office parties, baking fucking gingerbread, and preying on lonely sad girls who have drank one too many Pumpkin Spice Latte and now crave a different kind of hug from the inside…

So today, what better way to start the official Christmas season that with some EM RATA in costume…she is the it girl this year…and Christmas fetishes are forever…so let’s combine the two and have this joyous event…I don’t know what it is for.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It must be the Christmas season, because I just bought a 21 year old a vibrator… because she never had an orgasm before and because I am as creepy as the actual Santa…only 21 is not 4 and I don’t break into houses, I just ship products to houses, but still Santa nevertheless…who actually prefers his girls naughty, on webcam not my lap, and my beard is far less substantial, but bitches can still pull on it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

People Who Photoshopped Their Selfies…
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Girls With Big Old Titties
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Pedo Stache of the Day…
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Fast and Furious 7 Will Go On
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Parkour Fail Compilation
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Black Friday Shopping Prank
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Best in Vine
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Some Girls Who May Be Perfect…Even Though I Think Perfect Girls Are IMpossible and Don’t Exist
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3 Black KIds Got Arrested Waiting for the Bus…Racism is Dead
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Stalking Giraffe
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Animals Snoring Compilation
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Today in Lady Gaga
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Russian Woodpecker Prank
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It’s December – Fuck Some Internet Bitches…
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Her Name is Dani Mathers…and She’s in a Bikini
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Dec

Kenzie is the Babe of the Night

I am tired of hearing about Paul Walker’s death…so here is some hotness to remind us we are still alive…

Her name is Kenzie and she’s the kind of model who just figured why bother going through the whole modelling agency shit, it’s really competitive, when she can just get naked and dominate, because other 18 year olds don’t realize, that they are at their prime and while they are taking their college classes, they are just wasting everything good that they have…

She’s got it figured out, and I’m trying to figure out what these feelings are as I stare at her amazinginess… KENZIE , I think I love you…

TO See KENZIE GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

30

Nov

RIP Motherfucker the Paul Walker Edition of the Day

TMZ Servers couldn’t handle the flood of teens who want 40 year old cock…searching for answers when they reported that the people WHO DIED IN THIS CRASH were Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious fame…

Paul Walker’s reps were reported to saying:


On Saturday (November 30) the actor’s reps officially confirmed that Paul Walker is not dead. “He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He’s still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet,” they said.

Some fans have expressed anger at the fake report saying it was reckless, distressing and hurtful to fans of the much loved actor. Others say this shows his extreme popularity across the globe.

Because let’s face it, if it was a Hoax, they staged it to remind people who Paul Walker was and to remind people he existed…

Or maybe it was a publicity stunt from “2 Fast 2 Furious – I’m 40 Why am I Still Doing these Movies oh right cuz they are the only jobs I get” thanks To Vin’ crush on me…

What it comes down to is whether Paul Walker is Dead or Not…He might as well be…Since he barely exists. Seriously, who the fuck is Paul Walker and why does everyone care?

Are we that starved for a celebrity death? Let’s hope for one who matters to actually die.

RIP Motherfucker…

Here’s a pic from the Car Accident he is rumored to have been in. Car’s don’t just blow up, so I am going to assume dude took his Fast and Furious training to the street and thought he was a professional racer, like a Soap Doctor performing surgery….apparently he wasnt’ driving. Oops.

Confirmation….

Her even tweeted his own death notice:

Death is never fun or funny. Drive safe and try to live forever. Hug your loved once…life is 2 fast and 2 Furious…

Remember 2 people died 2 soon. The driver of the car was named Roger Rodas.

Remember the “Walker Walking Dead” jokes are 2 Soon…

Remember, Paul Walker will live on forever in our hearts…and the bargain DVD bin at Walmart….

Here’s a little tribute…

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Posted in:RIP Motherfucker

2013

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck Black Friday…I’m not into hip hop or Africa…I’m ready for Christmas…

With Christmas…comes office party drunkeness, a whole lot of bikini vacation pics, and far more sad and lonely girls…and sad lonely girls like keeping warm on dick they normally wouldn’t want to keep warm with…all standards are dropped the holiday season….

Here are some stepLINKS…


Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
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Charlie Sheen’s Got a New Goddess
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I Love Me Some Tara Reid ASs
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Quincy Jone’s Daughter Makes Fun of Miley with Jimmy Fallon in Stupidity
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Some Obscure Pics of People Eating…
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Danica Thrall in Lingerie
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Mother Possum Carrying Babies
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Selena Gomez…Performing…
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bathing Suit.
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Kanye On Sway in the Morning…Interesting Interview…
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I Will Always Stare and Courtney Stodden’s Tits
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Some Pretty Perfect Looking Girls According to This guy…
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Mariah Carey Thanksgiving Porn is Not Porno At ALl
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Alien Invasion Prank…
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Celebrities on Twitter / Instagram…
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10 Celebrities Who Threw in the Towel Early
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard Of in Lingerie…
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Lauren Mellor Lingerie Modeling
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Olivia Wilde Hot in ALlure Magazine
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Eva Longoria’s See Through to Her BRa
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Sydney Leathers Gets Vagina Surgery
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1000 Turkey Sandwiches for the Homeless
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Politician Fail..
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Viral Photos that are Fake
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Nabilla Benattia – Nude Modeling…
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Her Name is Evelyn and She’s Half Naked
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David Beckham Jacked Off in from of his Team…Cuz Sports are Gay as Fuck
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Some GIFS that say “HELL YEAH, MILK”
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams…
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Girls Doing the Mirror Selfie
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Gif and Photo Response to NBA Trash Talking
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The Real Walter White
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Rookie Terrence Stephens Singing…
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Turkey Bomb Prank
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Her Name is Jenny and She’s Naked on the Beach…with Big Tits….
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Ali Rose Showing Off Her Awesome Tits
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Some Chick Named Violet Doing Sexy Washing…
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Latina Shows Her Round Ass
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Dude Jerking Off on the Train
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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I Love This Webcam Pussy
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Today in Broken Women Getting Fisted…
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Amateur With Awesome Fucking Tits
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Black and White MAsturbation
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Naked Amateur and her Gun Fetish
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Girl Sees How Many Fingers She Fits in her Asshole
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Some Webcam Babe Stripping
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Waist Deep with a Barbie Doll
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Nov

It’s Black Friday Death Count of the Day

What the fuck…

The fact that people get this excited over stuff is just insane to me. I mean are we really that desperate that we need to put ourselves through this hell. How is this fun? Maybe I’m just too anti social and not into leaving my house to understand why people anywhere would go mental over a 50 dollar modem…or more importantly wait in line for 50 dollars off a TV…blows my fucking mind that this happens…people camp out for weeks and die for this shit..

Here’s an arrest…

Here’s a stun gun brawl….

Black Friday is amazing…That said, someone is covering the Black Friday Death Count,,,

There is a site devoted to it – CLICK HERE TO SEE IT CUZ IT IS AMAZING.

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Nov

Selena Gomez Does a Halftime Cameltoe of the Day

I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

29

Nov

Camille Rowe in a Bathing Suit in Australia of the Day

CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis…

You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Camille Rowe|SFW