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2013

13

Nov

Chelsea is the Babe of the Night

Her name is CHELSEA and she’s lovely…magical…and naked…with a good set of American tits…that may or may be after-market…but that I am OK with because her lovely birdlike features…make me want her chew up her food to feed me…and by food I mean…I want her to sit on my face…yes…right on my face…until I can’t breathe and have to tap out…cuz this bad bitch..gets naked…has given me a taste and now I want to taste….

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Via X-Art

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am learning to be more positive. I figure life is short, let’s see flowers in everything , not death and destruction….so today when I took my monthly shower, I looked at my barely there penis and said “This penis would be pretty substantial, if it was a vagina”….#progress.

HEre are some stepLINKS….

Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail is DOPE
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Best GF Ever…
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Shanghai’s Thor Poster is Amazing
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Courtney Stodden’s Single BOOBS
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Girls in Bed
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Arianny Celeste and Her Friend In VIdeo
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Maria Menounos Booty with Donnie Wahlberg…Remembering Their Youth
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Ariana Grande Covers Complex
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…
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Aneta in a Tight Red Dress!
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Propane Truck Accident
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Iggy Checking Out Her Cunt
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Kate Upton in the New Entourage Movie…
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I’d Fuck Jennifer Lawrence. Here’s Why…
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Girls with ABS
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This Guy – Who Nailed His Balls to Red Square Cobblestone is Amazing
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Kanye Watching the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape GIF
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Helen Flanagan in Scurbs….
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Ski Jump Fail
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LeAnn Rimes Jumped Out of a Plane for the Troops – Weird Publicity Stunt that Woulda Been Better if the Shoots Didn’t Open
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Today in Liz Hurley
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Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Awesome Mom Boobs
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Some Asian Pussy
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Sexiest Girls in Comedies
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Lady Gaga and Perez are Pulling Some Weird Publicity Stunt Together
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Rules for Pooping in your Work Bathroom
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Kristen Bell Attacked Paparazzo
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Reggie Miller and his Gold Digger..
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Jaclyn Swedgerg Bikini
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Even Lava Eats Ravioli!
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Kim Garner’s Ass Flash in the Wind….
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Bieber is Good in Bed…Says his Hooker…
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People Riding the Invisible Bicycle
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Jenna Jameson’s Old POrn Stuff For Sale
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Jennifer Lopez Barbie – Perfect for Anal
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PARTY…NAKED….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Squirting Ass Fisting….
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Vintage Blowjob and Rimjob
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Girl Showering….
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Girl Bangs Piggy Bank
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Big Amateur Tits
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Weird Performance Art…
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Young Girl with Big Pregnant Tits
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Hot Amateur – Masturbating
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Sexy Baking with Some Naked Girl
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THE BEST SEX TOYS YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON TO INSERT IN PUSSY….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Sex On the Beach
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Asian Girl VS DILDO
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES EVER- THE MEGA POST
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s #RichKidsofInstagram Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a rich kid….she’s got an instagram…so it’s only natural she’d post her ass in a rich kid of instagram style picture I mean she may or may not be the one producing the Rich Kids of Instagram reality show in the works..because she is the queen rich kid of Instagram…not the richest…but up there with the loudest and most obnoxious…it’s not her fault…it’s a family thing…and I’d totally K-Fed her if they were looking to throw a wrench in the storyline of their shit show…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2013

12

Nov

Lily Allen’s New Video of the DAy

Mom Lily Allen who hated me enough to block me on Twitter years ago for mocking her miscarriage because I was pretty sure it was an abortion…but after years of reflection…I guess I could have been wrong, since she’s had a bunch of kids since, and I’m not just saying that cuz her body looks like she did…I am saying it cuz she referenced it in her song…a song about how she hates the media’s expectations of her…that co-stars some awesome models and twerking ….even if the twerking involves Lily Allen learning how to twerk…the champagne spanking is hotness…but then again, like the rest of the world…I love fat ass…these girls are hot…I mean except for Lily Allen, but she did cast them,…so I guess I have to like her, even if I hate her….and everything she represents….

Posted in:Lily Allen

2013

12

Nov

Creepin’ Ashley Sky’s Instagram of the Day

Ashley Sky is a big deal on the instagram…everyone loves her on instagram…at least and since instagram is the best model agency ever…her old looking’ face and amazing looking ass has finally made it…because I noticed the people or person who chooses the girls for SI Swimsuit follow her…coupled with a post she made about her dreams coming true..means she’ll likely be in it this year…along with Emily Ratajkowski…unless Kate Upton eats them like they were her feelings…which will happen…w

Posted in:Ashley Sky

2013

12

Nov

Loulou Robert is Good for Stylist France of the Day

Loulou Robert is a model…and being a model…she shows her tits…not for the first time in her career…. SHE’S BEEN TOPLESS IN TREATS

I mean to think that would be crazy…being a model and toplessness is like being a pornstar and anal. What you used to hold out on for your entire career to have the most impact…is now what you need to do on your first shoot to just get the job…both fantastic advances in popular culture that I can get behind..and inside…

Posted in:Loulou Robert|NSFW

2013

12

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2013

12

Nov

A Girl And Her Freak Tongue Doing Tricks of the Day

I guess this is up there with one of the weirder things I have masturbated to, thanks to the guy filming’s heavy breathing, I mean shit why put a camera on a tripod and step out of the room when you can pant like a fat pervert sweating as he tries to support his weight and hold the camera still while strokin’….

I am not into body mods, and this is just fucking weird to look at, but I bet it would feel good giving me a rim job…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Nov

Russia Tries to Kill the Fat of the Day

This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line…

The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty…

I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting…

I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Nov

Pantsless Sobriety Test of the Day

Here’s a fun video of a possibly drunk girl getting hassled by some pervert cop who is trying to back her into a DUI because he’s got nothing better to do than harass young drunk girls with a disability….because he already hit the donut shop a few times that day and he figured it was a good time to do some “work” because this babe had no pants on…and a pants off party you can assert your authority over…makes your miserable life with a shitty wife…easier to tolerate…I mean that or maybe he’s actually just doin his job and this disabled girl is actually drunk…but seems like a waste of time for me…he should just traded off her freedom for a handy…I know I would have…

Posted in:SFW|Videos