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2013

17

Oct

Candice Swanepoel is Wearing the “Fantasy Bra” This Year of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, a body created by Victoria’s Secret, has finally earned her wings as a deserving model who has paid her dues and proved her loyalty to the brand, as she’s climbed the ranks of the spokesmodel game, from hot bodied farmer imported from South Africa, a story I think is bullshit, because I am convinced she was created in some kind of factory because it’s cheaper to invest 100,000,000 dollar in robot technology than it is in paying 100,000,000 dollars to these ungrateful divas.…

She is the one wearing the “Fantasy Bra” this year….in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that is more of an infomercial designed to sell product in the Holiday season, because they have everyone fooled by throwing hot bodies in our faces…while tricking us to buy overpriced made in china rags….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

17

Oct

Kylie Minogue’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die…

I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount….

But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s.

If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|SFW

2013

17

Oct

Jessica Biel’s Tight Pants of the Day

Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass.

These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them…


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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2013

17

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Weird See Through of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite kind of actor…because she’s not an actor, but rather a model, who looks amazing modelling, and who makes money doing all kinds of side-line fashion work, but who every once in a while jumps into a movie to say “hey this acting thing is a fucking joke, even a model can do it”…and for some reason, that makes me happy, because if you ever talk to an actor, they’ll tell you just how hard it is to act, because they don’t want other people jumping in on their fucking scam…it’s like tell everyone it’s hard, make awards around it, make it seem exclusive and for the top tier, never let anyone know it’s a fucking joke…otherwise this little empire we’ve built will be ruined!!!

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2013

17

Oct

Coleen Rooney Still Big in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney is a soccer wife…the kind of soccer wife you don’t quite understand, especially when she’s in a bikini, because soccer wives are supposed to be Russian mail-order bride models and UK Glamour models who may not have the hottest bodies, but who get naked in photoshoots and trick us into thinking they are hotter than they are, while this girl just tricks us into questioning why she got into a bikini while being built like shit…was it cuz she was too high on sugar, you know in some kind of diabetic shock, clouding her judgement and making her do this, or maybe she is a medicated mom who’s husband bangs other babes, while she slowly dies on the inside, because she doesn’t want to walk away from the good life her body doesn’t really deserve…that lottery ticket, is an actual lottery ticket, that you tread lightly around so you don’t lose it….but at least she’s got some big titties to go with her back flap folds…


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Posted in:Coleen Rooney

2013

17

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s First Bathing Suit Picture for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why, but the internet is going nuts with Kim Kardashian’s bikini pic that Kanye retweeted saying something like “Dayum, can’t wait to come home to this”…or something along those lines pretending he’s either not gay or still into Kim Kardashian, while countless babes throw themselves at him on a daily basis, in what I can assume is him just keeping the peace at home, because you know how these attention seeking social media whores work, they do whatever they can for more hits, to have more people talking about them, to make them think they are still important and still have it going on…and I guess in a lot of ways, Kim Kardashian looks like she did before the pregnancy, fat, dumpy, sloppy and broken…and I am not convinced this selfie is even a selfie, but more a selfie that has been photoshopped to make her look better…and really who fucking cares, it’s Kim Kardashian, she could be begging me to cum while jerking me off and she’d still be uninteresting to me, it all stems from her being the absolute worst….but I’ll post the pic anyway, because it has come to this, where the only way I’ll stay relevant is by posting pics of this trash…depressing…but trying to understand her big round ass distracts me from all my pain….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

17

Oct

The Tumpet Wars of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here, but there seems to be some trumpet war going on, where some dude loses his mind when a dude plays his trumpet on the street corner…I kinda like his rant calling a dude a mediocre, talentless piece of shit who is self involved and ruining the silence…and the dude doesn’t back down, but you know what..it’s actually kind of genius, why should some asshole who can’t book a gig be on the side of the road polluting our lives with his shit busking, because it’s a free world? Fuck that…motherfucker needs to be told, making this dude awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Trying to get a girl to pull out her tit in public is always a challenge, sometimes you just have to do it for her, and hope she is thrown off and in shock long enough for you to either run off like a pussy, or take ownership on in and make her fall in love, because girls like a man who take charge…that’s my morning advice for you…when you see a tit you want to see, pull it out, and make it happen….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ashley Greene’s Hard Nipples CLICK HERE

Rihanna is Hot for Glamour CLICK HERE

Plane Almost Misses the Runway CLICK HERE

15 Babes Dressed like Zombies CLICK HERE

Brandi Glanville’s Acting Debut CLICK HERE

The Hottest Bikini Shoot Ever CLICK HERE

Reporter’s Fake Eyelashes Fall Off on TV CLICK HERE

Who is a Better Action Star – Stallone or Schwarznegger CLICK HERE

Kelly Brook vs Sylvie Van der Vaart CLICK HERE

Honest Company Slogans… CLICK HERE

Titties from a Woman’s POV CLICK HERE

Too Many Girls From All Over the Country Getting Naked CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I get hate mail all the time, but what people don’t know is that I am a serious Romantic ….everything I do is for love…even this…

I am just misunderstood..I listen to love songs all day and here because the whole reason I’m here, and the whole reason I do what I do is because a girl didn’t love me liked I loved her…so blame her and not me for my actions…

She is the root of all that is DrunkenStepfather…

THis is today’s love song…to bring in the stepLINKS…by my homie Bless…Got this shit on repeat yo!

Here are the stepLINKS…

The ET Porn Parody for the Win…
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This is the Best Urban Bikini Modelling Ever…
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6 Name Changes for the Redskins…
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Kim Kardashians See Through Pants…
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Girls with Hard Nipples
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The Best Places to Meet GIrls on Campus
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Motorcycle Chased By an Elk
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pics
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Yes…She’s Stacked….
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Some Babe for Today’s Spank Bank…
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The Dirtiest Product Names…
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Dude Being Mistreated in China
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Lindsay Lohan is Dating a 19 Year Old
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Jamie Foxx is Not Dating Katie Holmes
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Maria Menounos Stretching!
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This Gold Digger Prank is Awesome….
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Avril has a Song with her Husband…Let’s Hope for Violent Fire Takin’ Out the whole Family…
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Unwilling Tow Victim…
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Tara Patrick’s Mainstream Modelling
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Who’s The Bigger Whore?
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How To Take Good Care of Your Dick…
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Old Pics of Kate Moss Will Forever Give me Boners.
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Here is SOme Playboy Chick Named Kimberly Kisselovich in her Bikini Lookin’ Good…
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The Chinese Food Viral Song…
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Alexa Vega in a Tight Dress….
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Motorboating Girls for Breast Cancer Awareness…
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10 Stories of Wolves Killing Children…
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Killer Whale Attacks!!!
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Kaley Cuoco’s Riding Horses…
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Scary Snowman Halloween Special….
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Kendall Jenner Has a Nude Mermaid Pic
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This Is Why He’s The Greatest Ever!!
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Eniko Nude in a Fashion Mag
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Tyra Banks Still Turns Me On
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Look Who The Kardashian’s Are Pissing Off Now…
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Guy Farts on a Brat at Walmart….
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Hilarious Cry for Paparazzi Attention
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Some Miranda Kerr Lower Legs…
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Ali Larter Tits….
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Pregnant Avril Lavinge is Funny
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Lohan’s Shitty New Tattoo
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Miley Cyrus Naked and Covered in Metallic Paint
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100s of Girls All Having More Fun Than You…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Teen Naked in Her Car!
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This Pussy Is a Work of Art…
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Hot Teen Lesbians!
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Hot Babe Riding a Tiny Cock…
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Sex with a Cucumber…
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Nude Dance By the Pool
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Big Tits Webcam Dance
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Oct

Selena Gomez Falling Off Stage of the Day

Selena Gomez is trained so hard by the people at Disney that she can’t quite figure out how to stay on fucking stage…but that’s probably more to do with her being drunk and medicated trying to live with herself…after having seen Justin Bieber naked…something on one should ever experience…

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