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2013

08

Oct

Happy Anniversary Chrissy Teigan of the Day

Before I get started, I just wanted to wish Chrissy Teigan, a huge fan of the site, who has gone so far as to write beautiful prose about her admiration for all I do, because I guess she likes what I write, even when it about her….now that she only books two paying jobs a year and has a lot of time on her hands to reflect on life…and read my site…

It was one year ago today, that she professed her love for me….and you know how girls get when you forget your anniversary..so Happy Anniversary girl…

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2013

08

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You would think there was something very fucking boring and depressing about drinking all fucking night…into the early morning…alone…in your shit basement apartment because you want anything but to crawl in bed with your shitty fat sweaty wife with sleep apnea…that you hope finally finishes her off…but for some reason it is the only joy and happiness I know…it is what I look forward to…but don’t listen to me…I’m still drunk….

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Halle Berry’s Vagina’s Been Shredded
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Masha Lund Posing for Hooker Water…is Awesome
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A Whole Bunch of Babes in Bikinis
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Keloid…You’ll Dig it…
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Solange’s Hottest Instagram Pics…
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Lady Gaga Birthing a Giant Blue Ball
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Cliff Diving Gone Very Wrong…
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Sad Video of the Day
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I Don’t Think I Like the Frog Dance
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Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise
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Bryan Cranston’s On Broadway Now
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Unofficial Picture of Halle Berry Giving Birth
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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Baby Goat Gives a Horse a Back Rub!
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2013

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to tell girls I have a porn sized dick…you know to compel them to put it in them….I generally like to save that it is softcore porn sized dick…until it is too late for them to escape my charm…you know built like a ken doll…motherfuckers….

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

Mila Jovovich in a Topless Selfie….
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Topless Gaga Grabbing Her Tits
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So Many Girls in Sports Bras…Not Enough Time….
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Lohan Wants to Open her Own Rehab
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Selena Gomez Pumping Gas….
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Russian Model Eats Chinese Food While Wakeboarding
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Her Name is Veronica…and She’s Modelling Half Naked
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Amy Poehler Crying for the Creeps Who Like Watching Girls Cry
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Bar Refaeli Modelling in her Underwear
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10 Pics of Girls Biting Their Lips
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Scarlett Johannson in Esquire
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The 10 Craziest American Horror Story Moments
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The Disgusting Things People Do
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Danica Patrick did a Music Video
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The Train Horn Prank
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Supermarket Tantrum
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Prince Harry Getting Married Next Year
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Jessica Alba Feeding the Parking Meter
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Naked Babe of the Day is NAmed Delphine
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Some Babes Naked in Lui Magazine
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Drive Thru Like a Boss…
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Here’s One Ass That Needs Fucking. Any Takers?
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10 Accidental Sychronized People.
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Some Chick Named Petra Having a Panty Flash
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Her Name is Caitlin O’Connor and I Have Her Phone Number….
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Rihanna’s Blow Me Shirt is Hilarious
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Claudia Romani Does Vegas!
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LeAnn Rimes is Pregnant
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Lacey Banghard Topless in NUTS
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Here’s One Way To Traumatize Young Girls
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Picture of the Day
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If The Moon NEver existed
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Terrifying Vintage Halloween Costumes…
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Rihanna in a Bikini
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Eating a 45 Year Old Ration
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The Land Thigh Gaps…
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Miley Will Turn Off the Sexy When She Turns 40
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Quick, Someone Put A Cock In Her Mouth
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Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch
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Impossible Ping Pong Knife Trick…
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Who’d You Rather? I’ll Take The One With The Big Tits, Thank Very Much!
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Gerard Butler Poppin a Squat
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Porsche Symphony
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Girls with Huge Tits….
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100s of Girls Naked at All Times
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Public Masturbation Gone Wrong
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At Home Ass Shake
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Hottest Way to CLean a Vibrator
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Hot Girl Rubs One Out
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Hipster Rim Job
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Vagina Big Gulp
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

07

Oct

Exxxotica New Jersey of the Day

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I went to New Jersey for a few hours of Exxxotica ….because I like to do things as inefficiently as possible…and it was a lovely and magical experience filled with half naked girls, cam girls, pornstars and sex toy vendors…but more importantly the weirdo fans who really take porn, and porn stars seriously, because they are the only sex they get…From dad’s trying to get porn chicks to have threesomes with them and their sons, a little in the family gang bang….to handicapped people…to socially awkward chronic masturabtors…to just real fucking creepers…to dudes trying to buy clothes the porn chicks were wearing, the whole thing was the perfect level of “I can’t believe this exists and it is amazing…

I suggest all of you make an effort to attend this kind of thing at least once…because it will change your perspective on a lot of things and make you feel like you’re not quite the creepy pervert you thought you were…at least not compared to these pro creepers…

Jenna Jameson had police escorts, Sydney Leathers had a Belly, the other porn chicks I didn’t know…and the ones I did know were lovely as always…but not as lovely as the trannies, slaves, fat freaks and porno groupies….until next time…Here are a few of my iPHONE pics…that don’t capture quite how ridiculous the whole thing is…

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Posted in:Exxxotica

2013

07

Oct

Russian Model Eats Chinese Food While Wakeboarding of the Day

This is just some weirdness…I mean I don’t really understand why anyone would want to eat chinese food while being towed behind a boat, but she’s in a bikini, and it happened, and I guess that makes it worth watching, because I guess seeing a girl on a board on water in a bikini…eating Chinese food…in Russia…is officially now a fetish…and for some reason I can’t help buy wonder what she’s eating….or more importantly why she did this….but I guess I shouldn’t really care…

Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Oct

American Apparel’s Insane Artist Tee of the Day


The Ardorous X American Apparel Period Power Washed Tee is officially one of the weirder, yet more amazing things American Apparel has done, because I am a fan of the vagina, and in the last 10 years, I have produced vaginas on T-shirts, and 7 years ago…I’ve even recruited readers to draw their vaginas and describe them in 10 words or less..and I am a just a fan of vaginas in general…they are my happy place…and fun to look at and play with…so I am all for a mainstream brand…doing a shirt like that…it’s actually pretty fucking awesome…even if periods are disgusting to me…except during a pregnancy scare..then they are my best friend…

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Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

07

Oct

Scarlett Johannson Esquires Hottest of the Year of the Day

I don’t know about these arbitrary, random, pulled out of their ass, paid for by their publicist lists, but I am sure I’ve posted about this so many times before, whether it is People’s list, or any list, I just know the number one slot is died into a big advertiser, like a movie that’s coming out, or a just because the media are whores and do what they are told by the powers who control the news….

So I know that Scarlett Johannson isn’t the hottest shit out there, she’s old, divorced and was never the hottest shit out there, even when she was at her prime…and I assume so does Esquire…because that’s why they shot her from the head up…

IT’s almost offensive how dumb we think we are, but even more offensive that they make lists like this in the first place, everyone knows there is no such thing as the hottest girl…in the world…and if there is she’s probably in Russia or in the third world…not getting paid millions to get into a pair of SPANX on set of some shit movie…

But I’ll post the pics anyway…because that’s what they want me to do.

Posted in:Scarlett Johannson

2013

07

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hot on the Today Show of the Day

While I was sleeping, Miley Cyrus was On the Today Show …and by the loos of the pictures, the whole thing looked pretty amazing…

In the event you didn’t know, she is in New York, thanks to doing SNL, a show that you’re probably as surprised as I am still exists, and the most insane thing in all of it, is that I was in a ghetto ass hotel room in New Jersey, on my last stop before death, because I feel like Jersey is where people go to die, and I happened to watch parts of her performance…even though I haven’t seen SNL since the 80s…and never laugh at any of their jokes they put out on the internet….

Well, it turns out that Miley saved me from the New Jersey suicide I was planning, she gave me new hope in the world, with her young fun energy, that is totally calculated, and put together, even if it is seemingly designed to make her look like she is falling off the fucking rails, when clearly, she’s a Disney kid and trained for this…it’s just another role for her, and everyone is fucking talking about it, it’s making everyone involved money, and she’s really cute with her massive mouth, as long as you watch her on mute…It’s impossible to hate her, and if you do, you’re just a negative piece of shit..but it’s very possible to get turned on by her and her skinny little body and non-existent white girl twerking ass…because let’s face it…she’s fucking awesome…I am a fan…even if everything she’s doing, especially that tongue shit, is annoying..I mean this is pop music..it’s meant to be horrible…and this babe does horrible so fucking well…if I was Billy Ray, I’d have an Achy Breaky incest baby running around the basement…because based on her mother I think it’s safe to say anyone could be the father…

Here’s a clip of her performing – if you care…sounding like Lana Del Rey….because that’s what being fabricated pop is…but who cares she’s in short shorts..oh right everyone cares…

TO SEE ALL THE CLIPS FROM SNL – THE HOMIE PUT THEM UP HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

07

Oct

The Most Horrible Tragedy of the Day

Three days ago…the most unthinkable thing happened somewhere in America…and we have the security footage of it. I am going to warn you it is gory and possibly the worst thing you will see all year…because it involves something we hold so dear to us, getting murdered in the most violet of ways…making me wish I was there to either try to superhero these motherfuckers, and try to save them all with my mouth, or at least be there to help clean up the horrible wreckage…preferably…with my mouth…

If you don’t like that…here’s a Russian Wedding party….that you will like because Russia is amazing

Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Oct

Pink in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Last week, Pink wore a bikini…it took me 3 days to process it, try to understand it, and really figure out if what I felt was a homosexual experience, you know falling into some “is this a dude” folder in my sexuality…but the truth is I don’t mind a sturdy women if that women is sturdy due to fitness and muscle mass and not being born with balls…the fact is that a fit girl can fuck better, she can ride the deadness in your groin longer…and she can usually use her muscle control to squeeze your non-existent penis in ways that make it feel like it’s more substantial…sure broad shoulders, massive back, can be a little weird when banging from behind, especially with the short hair, but as long as there is a vagina, no matter how big that clit is, rather than balls…it’s ok…you have my permission to enjoy these…

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