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2013

08

Oct

Nicki Minaj Posted Fun Pics on Instagram of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted some old bikini pics from her instragram past…that I figure I’ll repost too..because despite her being the single most annoying fabricated pop act to being contrived by the record label to fill the void in the market for a need for a black Lady Gaga…with music that may make you want to either kill her or yourself every time you hear her nonsense…she does have a hot urban body that is politically correct for big fat ass…that she likes to show off…half naked…for attention and I endorse that behavior…even if I’ve seen these pics before…sometimes it is nice to re-live the past…even though it would be easy for her to take new pics…it just requires a mirror…a very big mirror…

Here’s a video…she posted…of her booty…

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2013

08

Oct

Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Sylvie Van Der Vaart is…but I know it doesn’t matter…at all because she’s in a bikini and her backstory is one I don’t really care to hear…as far as I’m concerned she is an untouched virgin who was sent here for my enjoyment…it allows me to appreciate her without hating her for the obvious attention whoring gold digging / gold mining reasons…that aren’t her fault, but the fault of society who have made pretty much every single girl that way…

Either way, nice tan….

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2013

08

Oct

Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

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I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted….

This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….

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2013

08

Oct

Miley Cyrus in a Tame Photoshoot for her Album of the Day

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I can’t go a day without a Miley Cyrus update…I just think she’s the greatest thing to happen to pop music, and really the world….she looks good…she has it all figured out…and she’s playing the world like the puppets we are…making us wonder if she’s lost her mind…making her old fans shocked that she’s showing nipple…all while giving me exactly everything I’ve ever wanted…She’s a dream…a little wonky, probably annoying and a brat, but so good at packaging herself and making herself relevant that I can see past all that and appreciate her for what she is…

What I am not into is how tame these pics of her are…I expect more from her…I mean even her TV appearances are more naked…but since I am all about everything Miley…I’ll post them.

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2013

08

Oct

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini in Dubai of the Day

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Tulisa Contostavlos used to be a lot fatter than this…so I guess looking at her in a bikini is better than it was years ago…but I am more into her for the blow job video she released and pretended she didn’t release by going the extra mile and suing her ex boyfriend they pretended released it…a video that made her shitty pop music career become a hosting gig next to Simon Cowell…reminding us all what Kim Kardashian taught us and that’s getting naked on the internet opens up the floodgates of opportunity…so girls if you need someone to consult you on your videos before you release them..I am your guy…totally ready for it…

She’s probably a horrible person, but in pictures…I can handle her…

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2013

08

Oct

Classy Mom in her Classy House Acting Classy of the Day

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Here’s a video of a disgusting house…I mean unless you like ghetto drop ceilings like shit was a mental institution and feel it is the future of luxury living…because it is all your ghetto welfare check can afford…

Featuring some disgusting woman with a very lovely tone to her voice and classiness in her vocabulary…that may make you wonder if this is just performing art part of her master’s thesis in poetry….as she loses her shit…like she was at Walmart and they just ran out of Ramen noodles she feeds her family with….

I mean, if you can focus on what she’s saying, and not be distracted by her impeccable housekeeping… garbage everywhere….

The scary thing is that this is how the majority of people live…and act…the American Dream….reminds me of a 1950s sitcom family…gone horribly horribly wrong….

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2013

08

Oct

Shanina Shaik is Good for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is some half Lithuanian, half Pakistani, all Australian model and she’s posing in some Australian Marie Claire and she’s looking pretty lovely…but I’m probably just saying that because she’s in bathing suits and bikinis and I’m blinded by that shit…

Or maybe I am in love…and this is love…I wouldn’t know since my cold dead heart doesn’t generally feel, but it does know that it wants to sing love songs to this permanently tanned girl…not that I know how to sing love songs, but if I have learned one thing from Katy Perry and Rihanna, it’s that you don’t need to know how to sing…to make your love song matter…or get played on the radio so much that someone like me who doesn’t listen to the radio unless it is background music at the welfare office…knows all the fucking words to your brainwashing shit….but maybe I’m just saying that because she’s in bathing suits….or maybe I just always wanted to have children with a Victoria’s Secret model…my love is so transparent.

Here are the pics…

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2013

08

Oct

Fan Gets Tasered of the Day

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I don’t watch sports, unless it involves girls grunting in skimpy outfits from beach volleyball to tennis….because I am more into girls sweaty and being intensely competitive, showing off their fitness and skills they have spent their entire life mastering…skills I couldn’t ever relate to because I’ve never committed my life to anything and have no marketable skill…but that I appreciate especially when it’s sweaty and in skimpy outfits…

But I do know that sports fans, even for insignificant sports, like at the college or even high school level, are some of the most insane fans out there, I’m talking more insane that Star Trek fans, because sports fans are booze soaked, often angry at their shitty lives, and most importantly, dumb as shit and ready to throw the fuck down…

So it is nice to see them get in the face of security and the police aggressive enough to get tasered…it actually makes me laugh that anyone would care about anything this much….I mean I don’t even thing I’d fight this hard if my wife was being abducted by criminals…but I guess that’s a horrible argument, since I was probably the one who hired those criminals to take her away….

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2013

08

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is another Lithuanian model…who has walked a ton of fashion shows…and been part of a ton of campaigns…including for companies like Victoria’s Secret…but who I prefer to see out of her bra…which is something she’s very capable of doing and something she has done in the past…because she’s the kind of model who understands the importance of getting naked for fashion…because fashion is about clothes and the only artistic way to present those clothes is by taking them off…at least that’s what I assume the first photographer to get her naked told her..to trick her into being a nude model…who gets paid more than nude models…and who is respected more than nude models…because she walks for real brands and is surrounded by luxury…

I posted the VIDEO OF THIS SHOOT the other day…and here are the pics…and she’s awesome….or at least her tits are….

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2013

08

Oct

The New Carrie Made a Solid Viral Video of the Day

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You’ve probably already seen this video of the Telekinetic Coffee Shop surprise prank…they have been promoting it on the main page of Youtube and there’s 4,000,000 views in a day….

The people at the new Carrie movie put this together to generate some buzz about a movie that’s already been made a few times and that I am sure will be shit…and that no one really cared about, at least not until today….thanks to this marketing stunt that all horror movies should stage going forward, but with more actual death…you know make the experience real and bring it to the people in their everyday life…you sick fucks…

I find this clever….normally I would hate promoting some multi million dollar marketing budget movie for free…but sometimes my appreciation of fucking with the public…gets the best of me…

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