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2013

04

Nov

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…

I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2013

04

Nov

Holly-Daze Coffey Was Born in 1998 of the Day

Here are some totally appropriate pictures of pro surfer Holly-Daze Coffey that are probably paid for by her sponsors…and she’s just wearing her sports’ uniform..and you’re all the perverts for thinking this is anything half naked and sexual…I mean she’s 15…don’t blame her dad who probably shot these pics…for child pornography…blame yourself for thinking it’s child pornography…and really 16 is Legal in canada…so is it really that bad? Definitely not.

Posted in:Holly-Daze Coffey

2013

04

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Spokesmodelling for Nasty Gal of the Day

I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

04

Nov

Jen Selter has the Booty of the Day

Her name is JEN SELTER and her ass is taking over the internet…one “fitness” pic at a time…I mean shit..this girl is next level…and I want to cheap my tooth trying to get her asshole pregnant with my tongue…I think this is what love feels like…

Posted in:Booty

2013

04

Nov

Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos for Interview of the Day

There is a controversial movie starring Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos Lesbianism …and now they are on the media tour…showing the world that they are just being french chicks…unlike the french chicks I was with this weekend who got offended when I asked if they would let me use their hair extensions on my pubic hair….cuz I guess French chicks from here are trashier and more uptight…when not getting paid to fuck in movies…even though they all still like to fuck…anal on the first date…even when its not a date but more an encounter at the grocery store or random bar…those french are a different fucking breed…and that’s not a bad thing…unless you fear herpes..

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Léa Seydoux

2013

04

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Red Sox World Series Selfie of the Day

Jessica Lowndes must be up on instagram trends because she’s mastered the art of the selfie…we call this one “my head is chopped out because I didn’t have time to do my make-up, but my mom body looks banging”…coupled with the “this sports team just won, I am going to put on the shirt and hash tag it because I know everyone will be searching that hash tag and I am going to bottom feed some followers”… because being a girl make social media a fucking joke..I could turn a homeless chick into a 1,000,000 follower internet celeb with no marketable talents…because the internet is a fucking joke…but this pic of Lowndes…is pretty serious…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|SFW

2013

04

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like a Used Tampon of the Day

Halloween may be over and that’s ok…because Lindsay Lohan will always be a used tampon to me…not just on one day of the year…but everyday of the year…making these pics of her relevant til the end of fucking time…

Now you may be asking yourself what makes someone a used tampon, does it mean they are trash, done, expired and of no use…no it means that it will take some fucking weirdo to dig her out of the trash and re-purpose her like an old pick-up truck, to give her that shine she once had…and I want to be that guy…

Because some people, people like me, love USED TAMPONS (NSFW)

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

04

Nov

Throwback Aoki Peeing in a Club for stepTV of the Day

I found this video on my computer, and it made me laugh. It is from 2008 when Steve Aoki wasn’t selling out stadiums, but was playing shitty night clubs, where I would come out to hang, drink his vodka, hit on his groupies, and sometimes, video him peeing for stepTV, a video project I probably shoulda never quit, because internet video is way more relevant than writing nonsense no one reads…but since I was born to fail…it’s totally expected…

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2013

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A friend of mine had a morning meeting with some high powered executive who happened to be a woman, she ran eBay or one of those major companies and dude was really excited about it… so I asked him if he was going to fuck her…and he said “stop, she’s got a great mind, and a great career, and she will guide me and help me reach my dreams”…and I said “she’s also got a vagina, and that’s what it’s there for”….

Here are some morning LINKS…

Bieber Leaving a Whore House isn’t a big Deal, If I was Beiber, I would have a whore house in my basement…
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Josh Brolin Fist Fight!
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If you Like Big Tits – Here are Big Tits
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Some Lady Gaga Teeth
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Asses from the Internet
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20 Celebs Who are Extremely Smart
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Evi Has a Hot Ass!
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Scientifically Accurate Thundercats
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4×4 Recovery Goes Wrong
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So I posted this amazing pic of a dude dressed like superman on facebook …saying “Next Year’s Costume” and a Local Radio host named Mark Bergman sent me a private message because he’s probably mad I’m more relevant than he is in the Media and he went to school for it while I just internet rockstarred my way into it a decade ago….

Here’s the conversation…

I guess he thinks we should ban pictures of people in superman costumes – or maybe, just maybe some people, like Mark Bergman, believe that we shouldn’t take pictures of people who may or may not be handicapped…but rather keep them locked in the basement or in institutions to keep the urban landscape pure and clean like Pleasantville???

Well, I am down for pics of dudes dressed like Superman…I am down with Syndrome…handicapped, normals, babes, and fat chicks, people are people and I want to celebrate them all in their amazingness…always and forever..

Here are some stepLINKS….

This is the Best and Worst Pic of COCO’s ASS EVER
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Heidi Montag’s New Face….
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Courtney Stodden’s Amazing Halloween Costume
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Jennifer Hall Hot for Playboy
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20 People Passed Out in Costumes
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Best Lego Pirate Costume
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Kim Garner has Nipples
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Nicki Minaj Does Black Men Magazine Proper
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It’s the End of Softcore Porn
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You Made Me Stronger…
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Lady Gaga is the Worst
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Kelly Ripa’s Miley Costume….
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Joanna Krupa’s See Through
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Cop Fail
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If You’re This Hot, You’re Allowed To Be Stupid
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200 Dollars if You Drop the Towel
GO #.UnQsdJTk9Xc

Best Fails of the Week
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Sophie Turner’s Fat Ass
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hot
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Hannah Jones See Through
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Funny Arm Wrestle
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Courtney Stodden is Single Now I am Going to Try to Date Her…
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Claire Sinclair Tits
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If This Doesn’t Kill Your Faith In Humanity, Nothing Will.
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GIFS Of Animals Taking Things
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Girls in Sweaters
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Distracted By the Pussy
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Lucy Pinder Toplessness
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The Greatest Baby Costume Ever
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50 Greatest Halloween Costumes
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Celebs naked in upcoming movies
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I Would Pay to Watch These Two Have Sex
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NY Subway Signs Experiment
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Waking Up From Wisdom Teeth Surgery
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8 Bit Thor
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Happy Dresses
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Freak Elevator Accident
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Denise Richards – Wonder Woman…
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January Jones Halloween…Costume…Sucks
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101 Celebrity Instagram Pics
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked Tea
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BIG BOOBS
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Muslim Cam Girls
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Pussy Eating Champ….So FUNNY
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Some Babe Showering
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Masturbation VIdeo…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Posted in:stepLINKS