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2013

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think Halloween was a success because I didn’t kill and I wasn’t killed…not even by myself…it’s the perfect time to either fall off your shit, or either be a victim of someone who falls off their shit, or even just a nice time to end it all…but I lived…I wish I could say the same for the elephant mask I shoved my my ass while jerking off at a party hoping it would get a girl dressed like Cinderella into it…even though jerking off for someone never gets girls into it…but it sure gets laughs…

Kelly Osbourne is Dressed like a Tampon
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Carmen Electra Lookin Old in her Costume
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Girls Bending..
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People Using the Escalator for the First Time
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Honey BooBoo’s Family Went as the Kardashians
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Kristen Chenoweth – BOTOX Face
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Brooklyn Decker vs Marisa Miller
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Celebrities with Diseases….They forgeot a few I’m sure…
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18 Dogs With Better Costumes Than You
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Selena Gomez Concert Porn
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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2013

01

Nov

Avril Lavigne Titty Grab GIF of the Day

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2013

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Oh right, it’s halloween…girls are dressed slutty…even 10 year olds…so be careful who you invite back into your basement for a photoshoot with your disposable camera…that doesn’t have a flash…you don’t want to go to jail because of all the excitement from the silliest night of the year…

A night where my one goal is to make a bitch dress like my condom…by sticking’ my dick in her…

Here are some morning links…at night…we call them the stepLINKS…and they are better than unwanted pregnancy, but then again what isn’t…

AIDS? Maybe.

Today in Lady Gaga Cries for Attention
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Ellen as Nicki Minaj Will Scare You…or Turn You On…
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Birches WHo ARen’t Wearing Bras
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Miranda Kerr Fucked Justin Beiber – I Told You This Months Ago
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The Best Horrible Halloween Costumes Ever
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Pumpkin Stop Motion!
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This Girl Gets Outslutted by a White Girl…Twerk Twerk Twerk…
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Today in Mail Order Brides
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Fergie as Elvira!
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Some Bitch Dressed Up for Halloween…
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Jessica Alba is Making Out With an Old Man
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Celebrities at Lakers Games
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Californians are Trying to Get Srirachi Factory Shut Down
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Mr Pumpkin….
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You Would Fuck this Wet Liberty Ross Bitch
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Stoned Miley is Porn to Me…I Like my Girls Slow Moving…
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Doggies Trick or Treating…
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Raquel Welch 1978 Shoot
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Katy Perry Panty Flash
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Fat Ass Bitches are Smarter
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Hannah Jones See Through
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Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls
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Halloween News Bloopers
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10 Halloween Costumes You WIll Wear Through Life
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Pregnant Bikini Named Jade Foret
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America’s Most Infamous Strip Clubs…
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9 Creepy Articles for Halloween…
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This Husband is Not Very Happy with his Whore Wife…
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What Does Your Halloween Candy Say About You…
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Alicia Silverstone Legs
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10 Serial Killers Who Murdered the Most People
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Emily VanCamp in a Wedding Dress
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Katherine McPhee has a Big Fucking Mouth
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Some Bitch in her Sexy Halloween Costume
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Anne Hathaway Bitch Face
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Abbey Clancy Ass in Leggings at the ATM
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The Power of Photoshoot….
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Dogs with Better Costumes Than You
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Kick to the Chest
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Amber Heard See Through
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Bus Driver Saves a Suicidal Woman
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Some Kids who Murder
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San Diego Takes Halloween Seriously…
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Maria Menounos’ Big Fat Ass She Uses as a Vagina
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The Pumpkin Man Scares Me…
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Lohan Gives me a Boner with Selfies
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Pussy Eating like Bobbing for Apples
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Sex with a Beer Bottle is So Romantic
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Dressing Room Voyeur
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Girl Gets Her Boobs Greased Up
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Some Slut with a Censored Shirt
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Sexy Costume Contest That Even You Can Win
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xoGisele is Cat Woman

xoGisele is Cat Woman

Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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2013

31

Oct

Kelly Ripa is the 100 Year Old Miley Cyrus of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki Minaj of her generation…well here’s Kelly Ripa showing you…and in Kelly Ripa’s old lady defence, she could be a hell of a lot more broken…and disgusting to look at, no matter how many pairs of SPANX she has jacking her ass up for her leotard…and this could be a hell of a lot worse…see I can see the positive in things even though I hate everything…I guess it’s just the Halloween spirit getting the best of me…knowing I am going to see so many girls who have no business being in certain costumes…wearing those costumes…and that excites me more than this…

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Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2013

31

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple on the Runway of the Day

Candice Swanepoel showed nipple on the Runway in Brazil during fashion week..because she’s a fashion model…not just a puppet created and used by Victoria’s Secret even though everything she’s ever done has been for Victoria’s Secret…making me think this is either her doing something for Victoria’s Secret, like a stunt to get in the media…or maybe for a company owned by VS, because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense…but what does make sense is the nipple, as everyone knows you can’t have fashion without nipple…it’s all part of the industry…at least the only part of the industry I feel not gay knowing about…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2013

31

Oct

“Offensive” Costume of the Day

I think Halloween is the one day of the year that we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct…in fact I think we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct ever and this whole Cyber Bully generation pisses me off, where we can’t fail kids in school, we can’t call people fat, people like Lena Dunham end up naked on TV and society falls as a whole…it’s just not human nature…but seriously…Halloween…leave that shit alone the whole point of it is for us to have a little “OMG, you’re crazy, that’s a crazy costume” moment…it brings joy..and joy is something we all need whether dressed in Blackface, or look racist in your Indian or Mexican costume, or offend the world being a gay basher, or Dr Drew’s prostate, or Miley’s used tampon, or a miscarriage…or this Boston Marathon victim…at least some thought went into the shit…and some emotion comes out of the shit…rather than every asshole dressed like cookie cutter generic shit that is politically correct…so tonight stand up for your right to be the asshole you are deep within the depths of your soul..mock death, mock midgets, mock other races…do it all and have fucking fun doing it…the only thing I ask is that fat chicks stay out of tight clothing…that shit is never ok…is always offensive…everyday of the year…and not in a good way…I don’t dress in costume, that’s for gays on Broadway, but I do appreciate people who do…not to mention my whole internet life is in a mask so maybe I’m a gay on Broadway…who knows…

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

31

Oct

Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski….

You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

31

Oct

Christina Milian Halloween Costume of the Day

Christina Milian posted a bunch of badly shot pictures to her internet shit because I guess she’s got lazy, probably tired for doing all that “parenting” she does when collecting her monthly checks from The Game…you know in Vegas and Miami and wherever else the party she is chasing after she drops the kids off at Stage Grandma’s…or maybe she just realizes that she doesn’t need to put effort in cuz she’s on TV and people will like her shit even when out of focus and not spread eagled like her first music video back when she made herself relevant rolling around in mud…

I’m posting them anyway…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2013

31

Oct

Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the fittest Brazilian models of all time and I like her so much I follow her instagram and write her love letters on every picture hoping she will notice and set up a meeting with me at some random coffee shop like all the other girls on the internet I tell I want to make sweet love to…because girls like Izabel Goulart are just that desperate for cock that they’d use instagram to find a husband named @drunkenstepfatherdotcom…it’s one of those things, if you read instagram comments on celebrity pictures that makes me laugh, like the celebs give a fuck or even manage their own shit…they have people for that…and all it really comes down to is whether they are posting in pictures like this that we can have some “alone” time with while locked in our bathroom avoiding our wife…

I mean that fit booty is just the best marketing tool in the history of marketing tools…if you knwo what I mean…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2013

31

Oct

Chanelle Hayes Titty Model Tis of the Day

When you are a big titty Glamour model from the UK who no one would know existed unless you had big titties you were willing to show off…this is kinda what you do…you get topless and let people underpay you to take pics of you topless…in efforts to leverage that into making more money after everyone knows your name and dudes get committed to wanting to fuck you.

It’s a far better strategy than working at a diner or even a stripclub hoping a prince will walk in and save you…because once you’re tits are published…they are worth more and appeal to people with money who are too busy making money to find girls on their own…but prefer the third party stamp of approval on the shit…it’s a status thing…like a Rolls Royce only far more broken down…

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW