2013
28
Oct
If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
Your inner 10 year old is probably really excited to see these Topanga in a bikini pics, because at 10, you didn’t know better and as the love interest on your favorite show, you had no choice but to want to lose your virginity to her, even if you always found her a little weird looking……and your inner 10 year old may be having a conflict with your current unrealistic expectations of the women you want to see in a bikinis thanks to the media who shoves fit babes down your throat all day…photoshopped to be better quality than this…except in Kate Upton’s case, where they just milk her for being fat…and people seem to love it…
I have no real opinion of this, it’s a girl in a bikini the paparazzi are taking pics of, a bikini that should be a snowsuit, but I’ve got no standards and have been through way worse…that as easy as it is to tease her for this, it’s just as easy to stare and think “TITS”…which I guess is a more positive approach…I mean why hate Topanga…she’s not going out of her way to fame whore or annoy us and she hasn’t been on TV since the 90s…let her be at peace…even though I should hate her for telling me off on Twitter once…
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I prefer seeing her Party Slutting
Posted in:Topanga
2013
28
Oct
It’s pumpkin season, which means that along with a lot of celebrities using it as an opportunity to go to the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood for pumpkin purchasing paparazzi pictures, because there aren’t hundreds of pumpkin purchasing options in LA area where no paparazzi linger…attention seeking fame whore assholes.
It also means that every single coffee shop and trendy food place has pumpkin inspired bullshit treats….
It also means every asshole is trying to outdo other assholes with Pumpkin carving creativity, because Halloween for men looking to impress girls, starts with clever carving, like Halloween for every girl, starts with slutty costumes…
Most importantly, it means, you can smoke a bowl out of something a little more thematic than what you are used to, but if you’re a real pot head, this requires far too much work for your stoned lazy ass…but I like watching this host and her silly glasses be silly, even if she would be better off in a matching bra and panty set….
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
This reminds me of every time I go down on my wife…probably because of her size and the fact that this exact thing happens every single time….
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
OMG, She’s so high concept…she gets naked for 1.5 gay dudes in what must be some strategically staged bullshit that she’s doing for attention, because that’s pretty much everything that she does…it’s her hustle…and it’s getting boring as fuck, and no one cares, and it distracts us from any talent she may actually have, and I like seeing the collapse, but that may be because I like seeing her ass, it brings back memories of me drunkenly grabbing it behind her securities back before she became massively famous, and it was good…seriously, as gay as it is to say that, her ass was awesome..but in my defence I didn’t feel her balls.
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Posted in:Lady Gaga
2013
28
Oct
Lisalla Montenegro, I love you…
She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina…
Here she is for Equire winning my heart.
Posted in:Lisalla Montenegro
2013
28
Oct
Clara Alonso is some model I’ve never heard of but I think I love because she’s got 4 arms in one of the pictures and even if it’s doctored and lies, that excites me…not because I am thinking of all the hand jobs she can give in one sitting…but extra appendages is my fetish, even when shot for some fashion bullshit…
Posted in:Clara Alonso
2013
28
Oct
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian model who like other Brazilian models gets into her lingerie…these are some boring lingerie catalog shots, but I feel compelled to post them, because a day is not worth living, unless I stare at lingerie presented in some of the most boring, uninteresting ways, I mean like on any girl I have sex with, because they are usually only 8s when I am too drunk to know better, and 2s sometimes 0.5s when I wake up…
Either way, here are the pics.
Posted in:Lais Ribeiro
2013
28
Oct
Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are a couple of models who really grasp the importance of getting naked to get ahead as a fashion model, I mean it is done tastefully, so what is the big deal in being topless, right? There is none, but before these girls were models, and even now, they are probably still all uptight about getting topless in sexts and shit because that’s slutty, but once behind some hipster photographer creeper getting them half naked, it’s art and it’s gonna take em places, places that are further and further away from my bed, because the more famous a model gets, the less they fuck me…that’s a fact.
Posted in:Martha Hunt|NSFW|Samantha Gradoville
2013
28
Oct
I don’t know if this is an old video, but I know it’s a good one, because killing off a pumpkin brings great joy to me… as I sit here hating on Halloween and all things Pumpkin Spice flagored, even though I should be loving all the sluts it brings out…you know because I love sluts and any excuse to dress up like one makes it OK to be a slut with no creativity, who dresses like she was Miley, or some other slut, should make me happy…but maybe I’m just a broken fucking man….like these pumpkins…
Posted in:Videos
